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2009

13

Oct

Leighton Meester’s New Shitty Music Career of the Day

I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam.

To Listen to The Song Follow This Link and Thank Ryan Seacrest for Being Such a Hot Man Pussy
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Posted in:Leighton Meester|Shitty Music Career

2009

29

Jul

Leighton Meester in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here’s some Gossip Girl bullshit wearing a see thru shirt because she’s got little tits but still wears bras because she is the kind of girls who doesn’t like other girls to have things they don’t have, that’s why they film sex tapes because dreams of getting the fuck out of the gutter overtake having any intregrity, they just love the male attention and being infront of the camera so even if dude’s fucking her foot while she’s doin’ it, and it all worked out in the end for her, but not for me, because I haven’t seen her sex tape yet…..and sex tapes used to be my job…

Posted in:Bra|Leighton Meester|See Through

2009

23

Jun

Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pictures of the Day

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Here’s the preview of what looks like a Leighton Meester snuff film, but unfortunately isn’t.

Someone told me Leighton Meester was born in prison. I told them that that has nothing to do with her being a whore, because a lot of girls who weren’t born in prison are whores too. A lot of girls who weren’t molested, who didn’t have daddy issues, who have good families, non-broken homes, money, good jobs, an education, really no matter who they are, are just whores too.

I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s insecurity lookin’ for love and attention and acceptance, maybe it’s a self-destructive “who gives a fuck” attitude, or maybe it just feels good to be “bad”.

I’m not a fuckin’ doctor, and I don’t really care, because I am a firm believer that you should fuck on camera, and that you should fuck in public, and that you should just fuck and let me watch, because fucking is probably the most interesting thing in life and it shouldn’t be frowned upon when your shit gets leaked to the world, it should be celebrated, even if you’re a useless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, I mean especially if you’re a usesless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, because copycat sluts who idolize this girl and want to be her are better than the real fuckin’ thing.

I know I am late on these pics, but I didn’t do the whole computer thing yesterday.

Posted in:Leighton Meester|Sex Tape

2009

19

Jun

Leighton Meester Sex Tape of the Day

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I don’t have the Leighton Meester sex tape, she’s some chick from Gossip Girl who is all the rage right now, making a sex tape release good fuckin’ time.

I don’t really give a fuck, because I’ve been doing this shit for far too long to really think a sex tape leak is just a played out waste of time, sure I’ll watch the shit, but they have proven to be boring as fuck and unless the celebrity is bouncing off my pathetic dick, I just can’t be bothered, pretty much the same way they can’t be bothered with me.

The reason a lot of these nude pics pop up is because the shit that is a girl who wants to be famous, is usually a fucking insecure, attention craving slut who doesn’t necessarily suck dick to the top, but definitely sucks dick because she likes the attention and does whatever it takes to be the hottest shit with whoever she’s around, whether that’s a porn producer promising her fame, or a boyfriend with a cellphone, or a promoter at a club, or some rich kid she wants to go home with because he promised to bring her to Mexico for Spring Break.

They just want to be on camera….they just want to be seen. It’s some crazy shit and it will lead to some good internet content when it drops.

Posted in:Leighton Meester|Sex Tape

2009

11

May

Leighton Meester is in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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I saw these pictures earlier, but had no idea who this bitch is, so I didn’t bother posting them, then I realized that everyone fucking posted them and in trying to fit in with other celebrity sites, because they are run by fuckin’ cool people that don’t make me feel uncomfortable, or awkward or a little nervous about their social skills, that exude cool and never desperation as they talk about breasts in a way that makes me believe they may or may not have ever seen a set.

Either way, here she is, next time I’ll let the bikini do the talking and I won’t ignore any bitch who is wearing one. I failed you. Get used to it.