Lindsay Lohan has falling off hard…and I wish I could catch her and taste all the horrible things she’s tainted her vagina with over the years…

She’s got this brand name…Lindsay Lohan…that no one wants much to do with, other than some instagram model campaigns, when she could have been a massive Romantic Comedy star…as we all know, that requires little to know acting skills…

So she’s been beat at her own game but Amanda Seyfried, and Anna Kendrick, and really every actor, including but not limited the guy in the local mattress store ads…because they may not have made more than her in a single pay day, but at least they get hired…

Well, she’s acting weird on instagram on a yacht… and this is the sequel to her DANCING IN BIKINI BOTTOMS VIDEO

I am a fan, a supporter, possibly still in love with everything Lohan, and by everything I mean her tits, that’s all she’s got going for her…

I believe in her comeback….I believe…

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This pretty much completes my life….

It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face.

I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer…

That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance…

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Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram.

I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed…

But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me….

And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs…

She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone…

That said – PageSix Reports – Lohan was raped and drugged…and ran around naked at a wedding in good old fashion Lohan….

Memories….

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If you’ve been wondering how Lindsay Lohan still affords to live the life of luxury, she’s decided to demonstrate in pic….

Because it turns out that if you were a highly publicized actress who really only did a handful of movies….that doesn’t really justify the celebrity life this many years later…you can use your celebrity name and your dick sucking ability you learned along the way…and not just with Sam Ronson…to get paid…some call it escorting…I call it…they only want you around because of your name and you should get paid…especially when you need all the money you can get thanks to lecherous family and addiction….

All this to say….I’m a fan…of all she does with her mouth, especially when she doesn’t eat with it…because a skinny almost dying Lohan makes her fake tits really pop..

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I’m living in the past…but Lohan with a drippy ice cream cone reminds me of what her jerking off Samantha Ronson would probably look lke…

Lohan is living in the past…because she thinks people still care about her, despite her being pretty much irrelevant…but still Lohan I guess…famous from tabloids and a handful of shit movies…never actually doing anything good…but I guess she’s trying to be future, because she’s become a social media fame whore..

TO SEE LOHAN IN LONDON CLICK HERE

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I am a die hard Lindsay Lohan and not just because it seems hard for her to die…

But partially because she’s got great tits…that she’s showing off in this selfie because she posted on instagram because her career from the most important child star, to the most important tabloid star, to now an aspiring instagram model, or “Influencer”…doing the instagram whore tactics….but less effectively than instagram whores…because I guess she’s broke or just crazy and doesn’t want to invest in the instagram photographer who would follow her around for free taking shitty ‘artistic’ pics, for their instagram….in what is one of the most annoying things going on in our society these days…

What’s not annoying is the willingness of these girls getting naked….or half naked for attention…because they tell themsevles they are empowered feminists, but really just know that tits get hits…

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Lindsay Lohan will never die. She’s proved that her career can die, but this bitch can take an obscene amount of abuse…and still manages to have an ass I’d love to eat, even knowing that it’s tainted, but also that it’s probably never shit, because she’s some cocaine fueled robot with no soul…not that a shitting ass would be a turn off for me eating ass, I’m mean it’s something I deal with everytime I eat ass, and apparently, the ass always wins….I mean…as a general concept…because the fact it’s being eating by me…means it’s actually lost…

To see more pics of LOhan in a bikini CLICK HERE …

But if you’re over her, like the film industry and producers are, here’s her replacement, co-star from Mean Girls, who I assume cast a spell on Lohan when they were in the same room, to either steal Lohan’s career…and/or…do Lohan better than lohan….Amanda Seyfried…in Leggigns…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:14pm PDT

So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say…

Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien…

I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget…

But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too…

All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure.

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These Lindsay Lohan bathing suit pictures…is all I’ve ever fucking needed…

They are everything I’ve ever been looking for…

I couldn’t have dreamt of a better way to spend today….or everyday…this is the end all, be all of humanity…

Lohan, in a white, lace, thong looking bathing suit, bloated, pregnant, or fat….

There’s just so much going on in this…I can’t even process it…I just stare…and love every second of it..

Lohan is the meaning of life…even when she’s dead on the inside…

Lohan is sent from heaven….even though she looks like she’s destined for heaven when her heart stops…not that I believe in that shit…

Lohan is connected to my soul…and I hope she’s getting my telepathic messages of love…

Because I appreciate this perfection….

I need this perfection…

She’s all that matters…

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