Madonna has a hairy Mexican or Semi-Mexican daughter that she didn’t need to human traffic to get, but may have human trafficked the baby daddy to get his sperm up in her, I don’t know the backstory, I just know she’s got great tits and she’s showing them off in ways you’d want Madonna’s daughter to, but probably wouldn’t expect her to, because she’s rich, trust funds, access to basically anything, Madonna is a big deal…so why would her kid feel compelled to do social media nonsense, I mean wouldn’t it make no sense to turn that shit off, buy land in the middle of nowhere and learn how to farm as you wait for the apocalypse…I mean maybe build out a bunker…you know be useful and proactive…but our society is like….don’t learn survival, don’t be interesting, don’t be smart…just do titty selfies and all your dreams will come true…EVEN THOUGH all her dreams can come true right now…she just needs to hit MOMMY up for some $$$$…

You see humans, some in great positions, like having Madonna as your mom, but doing such lame shit, so off the mark, that you have to wonder…”is everyone this vapid and stupid”…and apparently they are…but good news is we can mindlessly look at the titty selfies hey are producing which may not make us better people…but if you jerked off to Madonna Truth or Dare, and everyone my age did, Madonna was the hotness bringing the hotness at the time….you can now jerk off to her daughter…GENERATIONAL jerking off….and that’s always fun…think of it as the virtual mom/daughter threesome.

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Oh My Lourdes….

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s fun daughter who lives that fun life because when your mom is Madonna, who the fuck cares what anyone says, or about accomplishing anyhting, besides just going through your day taking the opportunities that fall on your lap.

I am a big believer in nepotism, because if you’re Madonna’s daughter, you deserve all the opportunities because your mom is Madonna….

I mean coming out of her cunt has probably always been exciting, an achievement, a status symbol for all the cocks that have come out of her cunt…so it only makes sense that if you came out of her cunt like a used condom or a load she squeezes out of her into the toilet…you’d have even better payout, hype, etc…than the cocks that came out of her cunt…

Now Lourdes may be a hairy, hip, modern, feminist, exhibitionist from her coddled, exclusive upbringing, but you can see part of her nipple in this campaign she was cast in for being Madonna’s daughter, and celebrity rich kid nipple is a fetish in and of its own….that I endorse around here.

So keep up the good work LOURDES…

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We’ll have to hope that Lourdes Leon actually has an ass and that this is just a bad angle, because she’s half latina and you’d expect that to come with a good ass, and her other half, the Madonna half is Italian and the Italian chicks I know have massively fat asses, all that PASTA or some shit….but maybe, just maybe she didn’t inherit any of that booty genes, looking like she danced her ass off, but probably just never grew an ass because when you’re rich and coddled you have your staff do everything for you, getting in the way of building those GLUTES…as a foundation to build that ass off us..

As someone who is turned off by no ass, this is a terrible disovery, but being Madonna’s daughter gives her that “Fuck Ya’ll up the ass, even though I don’t have an ass or know what an ass is, I’m Madonna’s daughter and thus win any dis you send my way”…

Hot hairy armpits though….progressive.

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Lourdes Leon is out here smoking pot with her titties out and a massive cameltoe to show you that although she is progressive, or thinks she is progressive, because she doesn’t shave her armpits and has embraced and feels empowered by being a hairy little monster created by her Italian pig mother and her Mexican dad, in this current climate of feminism….it’s the quiet protests like being lazy that matter….because ultimately, girls fucking hate shaving their armpits, I’d hate shaving my armpits, I hate shaving anything…so you get what I am saying…it’s activism that serves a selfish purpose of hating shaving…

Not that she needs any excuses, I am sure Madonna is worth well over 500 million dollars and I am sure LOURDES will inherit that with her adopted black brothers, because Black Lives Matter….or some shit…

You have to appreciate her showing off of her entitled rich kid tits, I mean we like tits, and we also like the cameltoe to say that despite being progressive, she’s still got a pussy…

Since today is OIL DAY….which means 7/10 (july 10)….and 7/10 backwards is 017…..which when flipped spells OIL….I guess….she should be on the HUNIBADGER DAB ….right?

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter that people only care about because she’s Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter….but I like to see these celebrity children as more than just a product of their mother’s vampire, never dying, very old fucking pussy…

I like to view them as entitled kids with access to everything in the world, with unlimited funds from their mom who feels deep in her soul that’s she’s pulled off a scam and thus her kids should benefit…..and I like to imagine that she has no interest in being anything more than Madonna’s kid. Nothing worse than a celebrity kid trying to break free from their parents to do their own thing instead of just chilling as the celebrity kid.

She’s got a bit of a weird body, maybe it’s the CUBAN genes in her, her name is Lourdes Leon…not quite as white as her Italian mom….but she’s got some tits…and I like this…but liek I said…big fan of celebrity do-nothing kids…they are the holy grail of human.

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This is apparently a fashion show at Art basel for some brand….but it’s being presented as an “art installation” that Madonna’s hairy hip daughter was included in, because she’s Madonna’s daughter…and that is enough to get work…things just sort of fall in your lap when your mom is Madonna I guess…and you don’t even need those jobs cuz you are Madonna’s daughter…

That said, I don’t believe in art. It is a lie. It is all inflated pretentious bullshit. It isn’t interesting or exciting. It is more frustrating at what rich people will throw a lot of money at, when it is marketed to them in the right way.

I mean obviously I believe in “art” as a painting or a drawing that looks good or looks nice on the wall…but I don’t believe in everything beyond that…the people who call themselves artists, when they talk about the art scene, or art parties, it’s just a pile of fucking nonsense…that they need to perpetuate to make more money…

I don’t think pop musicians are art, I don’t think Hollywood produces art, I don’t think actors are artists, that’s all just commercial bullshit…entertainment. I don’t think bananas duct taped to a wall is art, it is just mocking the art scene, because it showcases how idiotic people are…and that mocking is what people with 120k are willing to spend because it’s funny to them…like “I paid 120k for this garbage, because it was put together by an artist, and is in fact just garbage he acknowledges as garbage, which is the kind of irony I like putting my money into”…like that is how deep art runs with rich people…if you’ve marketed yourself right, you’re a fucking voice, or a meme and rich people will buy into that, because they like the humor or insanity of it all…like they know it’s a banana duct taped to the wall that took 3 mins to do…and that is what makes it so great…

Artists are taking all the dumb ideas you had when you were in high school to “troll” people or to be ridiculous when it was funny to be ridiculous…only instead of being arrested or called an idiot…money is being thrown at them…so why not keep up the lie…

I have actually taken college level art classes, where I would never go to class, and just come up with the most idiotic ideas an hour before it was due, like putting a doll in a box, to make it look like a dead baby in a box, when my teacher was pregnant, something that took me a solid 5-10 mins to produce…including the trip to the dollar store for the doll who was the star of what I called my “Life” box…and I got a 9/10 on it….what a joke…imagine if I was actually in art school, and actually believed what I was doing was actually art, I’d believe my nonsense so much that I’d bring it to Art Basel…

Where Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s kid, was involved in a performance art piece simulating an orgy, you know for art, and where the media is celebrating her and comparing her to her slutty mom and her slutty mom’s sex book, because they seem to forget it’s all bullshit and Lourdes is an identity crisis scenester who’s mom is Madonna and for that reason alone gets invited to all the “coolest” parties that are actually lame fucking parties..cuz art is a FUCKING lie…but simulated orgies…happened…

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Lourdes Leon is some Madonna child who looks like she may have a beard…some embrace your inner high testosterone and celebrate it with your facial hair. Don’t let the patriarchy alienate you or make you feel ugly and like you need to thread your lip to get ahead. Own your hairy. Body shaming – not around here it won’t. Be your natural self and live your best life…cuz you’re Madonna’s daughter and don’t have to work a day in your life due to richness….and pull out the tits cuz it is the trend and show the world the nipples…as we all know if it was us with Madonna money and bad parenting that throws money behind us…we’d be naked in the corner covered in feces due to drinking ourself near dead and paying an Asian lady to be our personal toilet. Richness.

Ultimately – she’s Madonna’s daughter and that alone is crazy.

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