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2016

27

Sep

Luma Grothe for DKNY Underwear of the Day

Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated in – but only because it’s the only one, but also the only thing I got for this bitch in her lingerie….

I would say I am better than this low level humor. But I am absolutely not. I am actually not good enough to come up with MEMEs and if I was…motherfucker…I’d have 4 TV shows in production, 2 movies and a fucking POOL house…

I am not simplistic enough, that’s not to say I’m complicated or high brow in my tits and pussy commentary…that my friend nicely referred to as “all you do is call girls whores and sluts”….which isn’t really what I am going for…but I guess that’s how it comes across….

So LUMA GROTHE….with a picture of Mike Tyson raping and beating Robin Givens…it is….because I have no connection to hot chicks in underwear, I’m used to pigs, and DKNY straight from the 1990s were what girls who didn’t fuck me wore…they were too high end….

So if this was a fat slob in K-Mart panties from the 80s despite being mid 90s…I’d be reliving my 20s…instead…I’m forced to MEME…

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2015

04

Jun

Luma Grothe for Vogue Brazil by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ellen Von Unwerth is hands down the most interesting photographer in our generation…that has merged sex and fashion perfectly…and that is inspired by some of the classic sex and fashion photographers…like Helmut Newton…and I think it’s refreshing, because I am only interested in sex…and when sex meets fashion, the quality of girls and budget for the photoshoot goes up, and thus is hotter than some bootleg internet porn shot by a bunch of cheesy dudes with tribal tattoos in Miami,…you know who you assholes are…

There’s a level of concept and erotica…whether Luma Geothe, who isn’t Mike Tyson trying to say Gross, but rather lovely as fuck..

This video is from a shoot in 2014…because I have hard time moving on…

Here are the pics I posted long ago…#TBT

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2015

19

Mar

Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day

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I like Luma Grothe, but only because her name sounds like Russell Simmons saying “Gross”….and adult lisps always make me laugh…

It’s like dude, you’re a billionaire, you fuck young hot models everyday, you’re a yoga master and can pretty do anything you want, except pronounce the letter S

You sound like a fucking 5 year old…get it together…

Not that I care about Russell Simmons, but I love adult lisps, and I just think Grothe is Gross in Adult Lisp speak…and Grothe models in lingerie..in GQ Russia, even though she is from Brazil,

The world…is a confusing place…but this model is amazing…

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2014

07

Oct

Luma Grothe for PULP Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…

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2014

14

May

Luma Grothe Topless for Viktor Vauthier of the Day

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I never heard of this model named Luma Goeth , but she’s got such an interesting name that I have no choice by to look at her tits.

I’ve also never heard of this photographer VIKTOR VAUTHIER because no one ever really cares about the photographer, even if the photographer is the one taking what could be an average looking girl, getting her naked because he’s a creeper, and taking pics of her to share with you as ART should make him our best fucking friend…I mean you’re not out there seducing girls like Luma Grothe, getting her naked, and making this kind of magic…

The reality is, I don’t know if these are good pics, I just know that there are tits.