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2017

17

Apr

Maitland Ward is a Magical Easter Experience of the Day

What better way to celebrate EASTER MONDAY – the least Religious day of the Easter Weekend, because Jesus already died and Resurrected, than to post some shameless, cheesy, lack of creativity, low hanging fruit, with low hanging tits, Maitland Ward, trying everything to either resurrect her career as an actress…you know she was on a hit show a long time ago – and hasn’t done anything since…or maybe just ride that acting thing to keep her escort prices high…cuz girl gotta pay the rent…like she was Jesus…never accepting death…

I support eating easter eggs out of her asshole…

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2017

22

Feb

Maitland Ward Nipples of the Day

Maitland Ward is a joker…

She’s just getting more and more interesting with her hustle…by not being interesting at all…but while most 40 year olds are being 40 year olds…she’s doing this awkward and uncomfortable famewhoring…that I don’t full understand…she’s got her nipples out…as often as possible…and her huge tits a small percentage of people remember from TV…everywhere….and it’s not even like she’s getting paid or making money off this…she’s strictly just propelling her name, putting it out there, for people to point and laugh and she’s fucking loving it…

It’s a weird kind of crazy, but for some reason, I find it endearing….I mean some people develop drug addictions and die after being on TV as kids…but this one….from Teen Beet 1996 to the streets half naked nipples out at 40…2017…fucking interesting…whatever it may be…

Here she is at a comic event…

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2017

15

Feb

Maitland Ward in Lingerie of the Day

Maitland Ward put out some cheap Valentine’s Day lingerie pictures because she is a cheap woman who uses cheap tactics to stay relevant enough to feel good about herself…you know having fun with her celebrity that was barely a celebrity from decades ago…and not taking herself too seriously…in what I would argue is a perfectly executed promotional campaign….it’s got lingerie, it’s got the theme on point…oh Valentines, we need content for that, it’s got the has been who was on TV once….and it’s got her monster tits that people fucking love….all good things…plus it has zero production value, or quality, so it’s not polished like an instagram model…it’s raw, it’s grimey, it’s badly shot, it’s bootleg…and for that reason alone…I love it…

This is instagram model whoring behavior…with pre-instagram whoring knowledge or execution…and it is wonderful…

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2017

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up and Terrifying of the Day

I know I should focus my energy on all the younger hotter fame whores from social media…but I am old, find this more fun, funny, even hilarious, than the typical social media girls – all producing the same fucking picture, which I guess is ok, although boring, how many more average looking girls posing the same pose do I really need to see, when there are 40 year olds who were once on TV doing it…

Give me the tired once successful in the mainstream over the girl trying to get followers so she doesn’t need to work an actual job due to laziness, even if the girl doing it is younger and hotter, the old doughy one has more psychological issues…and those have more depth than the vapid shit we’re starting to get used to as every slut is a slut on their social media….there’s just no mystery, while in Maitland’s case….it’s like what the hell is going on here…nothing but question marks…

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2017

13

Jan

Maitland Ward on Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day

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Maitland Ward had no choice but to get out there and snap off some pics of her in sheer lingerie so that everyone can see her big exhibitionist tits – as she’s trying to hit 100,000 followers on social media – and this is a good way to do it…or at least this is the only way she knows how….

The real question with Maitland Ward is where did she go over the course of all those years she wasn’t on TV and why all of a sudden is she naked oor half naked or implied naked on the internet…

Boy Meets World, the only show she’s been on – was cancelled in 1998…or around that time…so there has been 20 years of where the fuck is Maitland Ward…for those who actually jerked off to her back then in a pre internet era, when jerking off to TV shows tits wasn’t all that crazy…

I am now friends with Maitland, she ignores me when I ask for pussy pics, maybe she’s playing hard to get, but I like to assume because she thinks I’m going to mock her, try to humiliate her, and she’d rather do that herself…and I’m not complaining..I mean tits, old or young are always great to look at…

And a low level who doesn’t take herself too seriously, clearly, taking shameless content on a beach that looks like it’s mid fucking winder, cold, and zero nice…for KISS a GINGER day….isn’t a terrible thing…sure it’s weird, even creepy…but at least she’s motivated to try…despite all the failing over and over and over…

I am a fan.

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2017

12

Jan

Maitland Ward Naked and Porning Out of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a homie…and I am a fan….even though I don’t really know who she is and I don’t remember her being the busty redhead on Boy Meets World…but I do remember her in later years, or in the last year, because she’s shamelessly naked all the time for her creepy fans and that alone is amazing….

I make fun of her every chance I get…because that’s what friends do to each other….and she emails me every time I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are swingers who need money…and when I call her an attention seeking….

Well she’s naked on snapchat and it’s lovely enough if you’re into 40 year olds with big tits…something that I recently have got into…because I like variety….

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2016

26

Dec

Phoebe Price VS Maitland Ward Awesome yet Horrible Christmas Shoots of the Day

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Phoebe Price and Maitland Ward are some of the greatest examples of never giving up, being resilient, not taking themselves too seriously, and capitalizing on the little celebrity that they have, to get into any and all holidays – where they produce their own brand of slutty content around said holiday, hoping the world or at least their fans promote or talk about them, and we do, because they are perfect….

Both in their 40s, both pre-social media / internet marketing / both still doing it, bringing it, and I’m glad they are both my friends who hate me because I laugh at them…but really I’m laughing with them, as they troll the world with their big old tits that haven’t , at least as far as I’m concerned, but I have low expectations out of life…and I just like all girls with big old tits willing to send me their santa themed erotica to masturbate to…and they don’t need to be shot by paparazzi or excited to be in tabloid kind of girls who had dreams of fame and celebrity…but didn’t bother with actually booking any acting jobs…I’ll take it from anyone…but I still think these women are amazing..

Here’s PP:

Here’s Maitland – Still Riding the Boy Meets World Wave…


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2016

25

Jul

Maitland Ward Body Painted Pussy of the Day

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Maitland Ward and I are very good friends. She emails me everytime I rip into her for a story a reader sent in about her offering to have anal sex with him for very little money – because her and her husband are broke swingers and that’s what they do….

My response to her emails are always “send me pussy pics”….or “let’s make a sex tape”…not that I am convinced anyone would watch her sex tape, she’s not that famous and at 39 years old, after a year or two of pushing as hard as she can to get famous, and is still not famous….resorting to offering sex on snapchat that SHE denies, obviously…..saying the screenshots are fake….and that I took down because I am a nice guy – but still talk about because you can’t silence me….

Well, I guess since it is Comic Con, not that she was at Comic Con, but she took pics of herself like she was, in Cosplay costumes – for her fans that fucking love it..

And I just love that her pussy is fully hanging out, you know body painted done right…in the thinnest coat of paint ever…with pussy fully hanging out…

It’s weird, but great….in a terrible fucking way….Keep up the good work, she’s making me a believer…I am just not sure what I’m believing in…seriously – what the fuck is this..


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2016

15

Jul

Maitland Ward’s Unfortunately Naked of the Day

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Maitland Ward may love being a 50 year old who still has guys who want to fuck her, it probably makes her feel good about herself in a life where nothing else really worked out for her. She probably laughs and laughs at the joy she finally feels and all it took was prostituting herself and her sloppy old lady tits to the social media people who remember jerking off to her in the 90s – when she was at the top of her game…

I have nothing against Maitland Ward, I mean all naked is good naked even when it is bad naked, I am not against how she spends her days. I just don’t like that she’s in denial about offering someone who sent me the conversation sex for money – because her and her husband are broke swingers trying to pay the rent off her very low level fame.

She disappeared for 20 years and is all of a sudden back and leveraging – if that doesn’t scream broke and hoping for something, anything – I don’t know what is.

I have asked her to film and release a sex tape for me – she hasn’t agreed – so I guess she’s not that broke yet – but it’ll happen and I’ll be ready when it does…and until that happens – I will try to ignore her – but sometimes her big old tits slip through the cracks with a wtf is this…..

It’s national nude deay

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2016

14

Jul

Maitland Ward is Such Garbage of the Day

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Maitland Ward is up there in being the lowest level fame whore around. I generally ignore her and her middle aged, menopausal, yet still busty attempts to be hot and slutty. I just think when you’re not really that hot, and the content you’re producing isn’t that good, you shouldn’t really be talked about….but I guess I felt semi-sorry for her, knowing she was on a huge show in the 90s as the hot chick and unable to ever get a job after that gig, is probably hard on a person’s ego and morale, but why wait 20 fucking years before doing your whoring….and WHORING she does…

A few months ago a reader sent in a conversation from her snapchat where she offered anal sx for money, I posted the conversation – 100 percent from her snapchat – and she emailed me asking me to take it down, telling me she’s married and doesn’t need money she just does this glamour model nonsense for fun…even though it’s shameless, sad and depresses me…

I wonder if she’s doing this because she wasn’t able to have kids, even though she looks like she’s got 6 kids, and this keeps her distracted from tears….

I’m sure the story is fucking sad, it must be, no matter how much smiling comes in her pics that I’m sure make some weirdo’s cum, just not me – because accessible, even hireable 40 year olds who were once on TV isn’t my fetish….but sloppy tits are fun at all ages…even if we don’t understand them or their motivation…

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