Mariah Carey being carted around on some Michael Jackson level of insane celebrity status, is porn to me.

The more famous and rich these people get, the crazier high maintenance and freaky they get, and Mariah has been a crazy cunt since her career first started, you know never quite down to earth…but now that she’s engaged to a billionaire, her antics just seem more and more trashy, new rich, ghetto…

I mean I’ve seen fat black women at Walmart pulling this pretentious shit off…

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People are talking about how Mariah Carey is engaged to Australian James Packer, who is a Casino owner who finances 95 percent of Hollywood films….

You may remember him as one of the billionaires who got in a fist fight over that Australian hooker Miranda Kerr, when she was recently single after being fired from Victoria’s Secret, and getting into the whole being a hooker to billionaires, because she was a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess felt she deserved it…it was a step up…and these billionaires bit….she’s still with a fucking billionaire…she’s got her hustle down…

Well…I think it’s safe to say he figured he’d go for someone with their own money, to give him the illusion that she’s not really using him for his money, and I guess all these rich and crazy people…are just that..rich and fucking crazy..

I know what you’re thinking, you don’t care about Mariah Carey being rich, being engaged to a really rich guy…and either do I, but I am posting it because I saw these bikini pics last week, posted them saying she’s probably pregnant..and now that she’s engaged, we can assume she is pregnant, because of GOD and the whole baby out of wedlock with a billionaire, you gotta lock that down and trap it, even when you are rich…

So get engaged, make it legit, and remember I called her pregnancy out first…

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Mariah Carey is dating James Packer, who is some Australian casino owning billionaire, who has decided to funnel some of her father’s fortune, now that his father is dead and he has control, into Hollywood, where he’s pretty much running or financing every movie being made, allowing him to attend all the hollywood events, while controlling all the power in Hollywood because he signs the checks, making all the whores in Hollywood suck his dick and suck up to him hoping to keep working, or having the security to not work, by following him around…which I guess gets boring, because after dropping Miranda Kerr as his paid employee, since that bitch is a hooker, he’s decided to stick it to Mariah Carey, who I am sure appreciates that he’s rich, but has had a ton of her own money for a long fucking time, and doesn’t really need his billions to get by…..but it’s nice…since her last husband and baby daddy had 12 dollars when they met and is on salary for the rest of his life…so it’s probably a nice change for her…

She’s looking pregnant, may be pregnant, could just be barrel shaped and chubby due to menopause, which I guess is the opposite of pregnant, and normal for someone like her in her 50s, alld unable to get pregnant, but then again these rich people are capable of all kinds of scientific feats…and really, who the fuck cares…

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Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water….

She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space..

I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits…

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Here’s a little Mariah Carey hanging out with Bieber..that is one of the creepier pictures because Mariah Carey must be 100 years old…and should be busy hanging out with her Billionaire boyfriends who she gets passed around between, becasue she’s crazy and medicated..making this one of the worst parties, you’d probably want to end in some kind of terrorist attack since you’ve got them all in the once place, but that instead probably ended in a terrorist attack on the people, in the form of shitty music

Interracial!

Here’s her thick mayan neck…

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