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2016

12

Aug

Mariah Carey on Her Yacht with Huge Tits of the Day

I saw this video of Mariah Carey talking about “his and her” yachts, because she’s obviously obnoxious – it’s all part of her hustle, that was having the voice of an angel – and the ego of the worst woman in the fucking world – who would be so annoying to have to deal with – so annoying that her fiance – the billionaire – keeps her on her own boat so that he can fuck the young social media sluts / models who really love yachts..it makes for great selfies…you know leave the old fat chick in sight but not in close quarters on your massive freighter – because she’s the worse…but clearly better than Miranda Kerr, his last girlfriend…

This isn’t exciting, it’s just funny to see what type of interview Entertainment Tonight is pulling, what garbage – sucking up to her in a weird and uncomfortable way – and people actually watch this shit, but at least she’s in a bikini – her big old tits make her interesting – because without them she’s just some medicated weird, tacky, rich woman.

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2016

04

Aug

No One Told Mariah Carey Her Dress is TOo Tight of the Day

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Mariah Carey is rich as fuck. She’s got a team of people who follow her everywhere. She’s famous, a star, a huge deal..she’s fucking Mariah Carey…and her fiance, who we can assume is also fucking Mariah Carey is a billionaire…with resources that could prevent her getting into a dress like this but maybe he’s some kind of prevert who likes a roley-poley bitch busting out in every direction because in the 90s, she sang great hits a generation was built on…

Maybe this is embracing being a hooker who made it – thanks to a voice – in a world where she once went crazy but now feels good and doesn’t give a fuck….or maybe this is part of that fat is beautiful – don’t body shame – bullshit – but either way – it is fucking terrible to look at….

But then again, I am a body shamer…

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2016

28

Jul

Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

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Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media….

They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them….

So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards…

I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr…

I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you….

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2016

22

Jul

Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring….

So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity…

But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters….
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Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina…

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2016

27

Jun

Mariah Carey – Not Wearing Pants of the DAy

Mariah Carey is a crazy person…who is old and bloated like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river after being dead for 10 years, only her death is more gradual, and I guess she’s attempting to slow it down – by showing up places pantsless, or own it and laugh about it, or maybe these rich vapid superstars just don’t realize that they should keep their pants on, because they’ve made it, and can do anything and everything they want now that they don’t have anyone to impress, and when you start out as a whore fucking execs, whoring is pretty much all you know….even if you don’t need to ho no mo…

There’s no rational explanation for her face…or this outfit choice…making noise like a trashy monster…but I guess when it comes to being pantsless, who needs rationalization….we should just stare and not try to ask questions…if you do – it may talk to you – and that is probably more terrifying than this..

I find this fucking odd….across the fucking board…from face to outfit…odd…but odd makes things more fun to fuck…

Fine..it was a leather and lingerie party…her face still has CRAZY eyes…

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2016

21

Jun

Crazy Mariah Carey in a See Through Top of the Day

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Angelic voiced, crazy person who probaly hears angelic voices in her head, that tell her how great she is, that’s how delusional egos with a lot of money validating their delusions are….Mariah Carey…has always had huge tits that went along with her iconic – money making voice that made it in the world of entertainment, living the life of luxury…instead of working Cruise ships and lounges like all the other talent that never pulled off the entertainment scam….

You can sometimes catch me dancing to her every Christmas….because I fucking love Christmas…and I guess I still appreciate her showing her big old tits – that are actually old… because she’s legendary to me, mainly because I remember her from the 90s when she was married to a 65 year old executive who ran Sony Music…and gave her a career….back when sugar babies needed actual TALENT to go along with their SUGAR babying…

Here she is in some see through bra…

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2016

17

May

Mariah Carey Falling in a Hooker Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey fell out of her expensive, engaged to a billionaire, despite being a 100 millionaire, heel….but like with her mental illness…she recovered enough to get the shoe back on and act like it never happened…but barely…because that’s what graceful old ladies in tight dresses that squeeze in their guts and make their tits explode…who look like street workers…but her are really top selling musical icons…marketed so well thanks to fucking the record label owner who believed in keeping the money in the family…despite being 100 years older than her…like good old fashion love stories should be…or is it like good old fashions stories of success in this patriarchy should be…I guess what I’m saying is that even with a Voice like Mariah’s, she still fucked her way to the top.

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2016

10

May

Mariah Carey Crazy Outfit Nipple Slip of the Day

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Mariah Carey is fucking crazy, dressed crazy, acting crazy – just crazy…remember her breakdown years ago….well it looks like it may be back….

She’s currently engaged to a billionaire, is probably worth 100s of millions on her own, thanks to strategic sex with record execs and natural singing talent…

Well, like all good moms post mother’s day, she’s out in a mesh dress showing nipples and hanging off a black dude, which is probably what her rich white boyfriend / husband to be is into – cuckold….the foundation of BLACK ON BLONDE porn…it’s always the rich guys who want to see their girl’s ripped apart by big black cock…weird…but not as weird as this outfit…

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2016

22

Apr

Mariah Pasties Carry Her Tits of the Day

Mariah pasties carry her marrying a billionaire tits because she’s a sloppy sugar baby…I don’t care how big her personality is, or how much money she has, or how successful she is, or how famous she is, or many dudes have been in her or want to be in her, or how many dudes have K.Fed her…

She’ll always be a sugar baby…whether it’s the head of Sony or the head of Hollywood..billionaires are her thing..and she can be as sloppy as she wants…tits out…I dig it..

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2016

04

Apr

Mariah Carey Panties in Pantyhose of the Day

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Mariah Carey is marrying a billionaire, she’s probably worth well over 200 million dollar herself, making the billionaire think he’s not getting in with a gold digger, but rather a successful celebrity with the voice of an angel, who has gone out there and made it her own way, a way people probably forget involved being married to the head of her label….which in and of itself is gold digging…

Talent aside, her career fully based on prostitution.

So when she’s posting pics of her ass in panties on her instagram, like a classy billionaire’s wife, or a classy multi multi millionaire superstar probably shouldn’t, you have to remember how she got where she got with what she had…because lots of girls can sing, not all girls who can sing can become Mariah Carey…

Doesn’t matter, because I appreciate this kind of behavior, just a rich girl who thinks she’s looking good in a way girls normally pretend they don’t like being looked at…the up stair upskirt, something men everywhere are familiar with, I mean some of my favorite years were when I used to wait at the bottom of stairs at the mall just to follow girl in skirts upstairs, I was unemployed, it was my fitness…

What I am saying is that I am into this..

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