Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week..

Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…

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Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day in some romantic and lovely shoot that stars a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret like some kind of hooker…unless of course Vicotira’s Secret owns all the under factories in Bangledesh and the success of all underwear helps their bottom line…ultimately, who cares as long as it gets girls in their underwear….

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Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..I am also sure there are worse names in other languages and cultures…but when you put it on a thin, tall, half naked blonde chick who the Victoria’s Secret monsters have got their hands on first…it suddenly sounds like angels singing from heaven….it’s like jerking off to phone sex girl with a nice voice pretending she’s not actually 400 lbs and eating donuts while pretending to finger herself..and that the sounds of a lubricated pussy is in fact a lubricated pussy and not her just slapping her greasy belly button….you know Martha…when it looks like this…is the prettiest name around…

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I don’t know who the fuck Martha Hunt it – but Luckily, who she is really doesn’t fucking matter….it is what she does that matters and she does lingerie modeling…and looks pretty fucking good while doing it…..cuz that body is a wonderland…a winter fucking wonderland…it’s just unfortunate for her that her name is Martha…one name that sounds like vomiting….

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