Meagan Good’s ripping off Rihanna in some borderline dominatrix shit, a look that makes me want to get on all fours, pull my pants down and wait anxiously for red hot metal object insertion. By the looks of it, she’s showing off her Kimbo Slice arms and using them as a make-shift bra to support her big tits, but I think she’s just a prude who is a lot more clever than the average celebrity and realizes that black shirts, no bras and a flash bulb invite the world into her big African titties and she’s making sure that doesn’t happen.
To be a famous black girl, you’d have to be pulling some miracle to get to this level of fame, so I don’t know why she’s trying to hide the fabric that is her, I guess the next step is skin bleaching treatments and a membership at her local tennis club because she’s a self hater who doesn’t embrace her roots and that break my heart.
Here’s a video of busty Meagan Good at the Saw V premiere getting bugged by tons of people for autographs. I was a little surprised considering I had no idea who she was this morning, then slowly figued things out thanks to IMDB and realized that I saw her in a movie called D.E.B.S. It was about 4 or 5 years ago and snuck into the theater alone, thinking it would be funny to be the creepy old guy in a theatre filled with 14 year old girls, not because I want to do creepy things to them, but because I wanted people to think that I did, and upon sitting in my seat, realized half the audience was creepy old guys who were there alone, so in actual fact I wasn’t alone at all, but amongst like minded people. I don’t remember the movie, I just remember some dude next to me getting kicked out for exposing himself to the girls sitting next to him, but that was a long time ago.
I realize that her fame probably didn’t come from D.E.B.S. and that the people begging for autographs probably think she’s Flo Jo, Denzel Washington or some other famous black person, because when I’ve been to LA, I realize that a lot of tourists are there to spot stars and they’ll be happy meeting pretty much anyone who’s ever been on their TV in any shape or form, and they stand in places they think the celebs will go, like the Chinese theater, and hope the premiere they are going to be standing outside is a little more high profile than Saw V so that the autograph’s and stories of meeting someone famous are a little better received at the watercooler back in Japan or China where these kinds of fame hunting tourists are usually from, instead of coming back with Meagan Good’s autograph and constantly having to explain to people you are bragging to, who she is…..
Either way, here are the stills from the premiere, where you can see Meagan Good wearing a pretty tight pair of leather leggings from American Apparel, in the event you were lookin’ for a pair of your own, because you like the way tight fabric feels against your balls, and you are tired of always sneak into the laundry room to try on your mom’s pantyhose, don’t worry, no one actually knows about that, your mom just figures the dryer stretched them all out, she’d never think her baby was such a sick motherfucker, thank god for denial….
UPDATE: An insider told me the reason Meagan Good is getting rushed is because they thought she stole something.
Despite having been writing about every nipple slip I’ve come across over the last bunch of years, I still manage to have no memory of any of them. I can’t remember celebrity names, I can’t remember their faces, I can’t remember their nipples, I just am really not cut out for the job. I was sent this video of Maegan Good having a “wardrobe malfunction” a term that makes me want to perform surgery on my ear drums with small metal instruments so that I never have to hear again, and since she is someone I’ve never heard of today, but have probably written about in the past but dont remember, I figured I’d post it. I watched the video and didn’t see any “wardrobe malfunctions” so it’s all lies, but I did like the way running any video on my computer makes the shit crash, reminding me that not only I am poor and useless, but so is my computer. Watch the video, let me know what you see, since I can’t see it.
Meagan Good is always showing off tit, she’s good at it and I have never taken the the time to find out who she is and that’s not going to change today. Now before you drop the race card, thinking I don’t have enough time for black nobodies because I don’t think of them as human but more of a species of apes, realize that if I was a racist, I wouldn’t even be posting these pictures of her and if I was, I’d draw a banana on them or some shit trying to be funny, when in fact I don’t find that funny at all, I find it massively offensive and to even accuse me of something like that says a lot about the kind of person you are….
Meagan Good is busting out of her dress at some NCAAP event that was held on Valentine’s Day. I don’t know if any of you remember but back when I was called a racist, I donated $5 to the NCAAP so I like to think I contributed to this event and helped make it possible. That’s why I am pretty offended that I wasn’t invited to attend. Sure I’m not black and don’t really do anything for black people but I gave them my money and that’s more support than they’ve ever given me. So who’s the fucking racist now NCAAP…..I guess that means I have no choice but to start a war on the NCAAP, but will probably end up shot in a drive by shooting or some shit.
I’m going to turn on some Hip Hop and stare at these pictures of Meagan Good’s tits while pretending that I got her knocked up and refused to allow my name on the birth certificate like I was Eddy Murphy so that it doesn’t come an bite me in the ass or wallet, because that’s what having illegitimate babies is all about when you live in the projects. Gangsta.
