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2009

04

Jun

Beefcake Mel B and Her Bitch of the Day

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Mel B’s boyfriend is either really comfortable with his sexuality, or gay. Not only is Mel B really manly lookin’ these days, despite her big ol’ tits, but dude’s also rockin’ a pink shirt. It’s like sure, Pink shirts are socially accepted right now, but not when your girlfriend’s got more testosterone than you, that’s when you step up you fuckin game, gain 50 pounds and dress like a fuckin’ biker or cowboy, not because dressing like a biker or cowboy is all that straight, but because being fat is. Gay dudes are like chicks and starve themselves for the ass fuck. Truth.

Posted in:Mel B|Muscles|Scary Spice

2009

01

Jun

Mel B’s Body is Fuckin Ripped of the Day

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I was never one for female body builders. The only real experience I’ve had with them was a weird few months where I’d jerk off to videos of the shit. Then there was my little league baseball coach who tried seducing me with his mustache when explaining what steroids does to a clit when I was 12. I guess there was also a group of strippers the local strip club hired who would do sit-ups and push-ups and chin-ups with their fake tits and big strong pussy exposed and I didn’t really dig it.

The only good thing about these kinds of muscular bitches is that they have these insane sex drives, probably from the high testosterone from the muscles, the only problem with them is that going down on a bitch while staring at her abs pulsating, or cumming all over a rock hard muscular ass while her pussy down bicep curls, is enough to make a motherfucker feel gay.

So Mel B and this 6-pack is fuckin’ nuts and not for me, but I figure maybe you’ll dig it and I’m here to help….

Here she is lookin’ less jacked….in some promo pics…

Posted in:Bodybuilder|Mel B

2009

27

Apr

Mel B and her Hard Bikini Body of the Day

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Mel B was in a bikini. She has a pretty fit body. A washboard stomach all the boys are envious of. One that if you want to cum all over after fucking her mom pussy, may determine that you may be better off in San Francisco. I know that I fucked a girl with a abnormal muscle tone. I am talking biceps, triceps, abs and pecs and she definitely had a vagina, but everytime I’d be sucking on her tits, or she was grinding her pelvic bone into mine, bruising me up pretty good, I’d look at her 6-pack and would struggle to keep my boner alive. I’d be like “bitch, he’s dying, he needs mouth to mouth” before giving her a fuckin’ t-shirt so that I can finish off, because I’ve learned that you never waste a vagina that’s willing to let you inside, even if she makes you feel gay. True story.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B

2009

06

Apr

Access Hollywood on Mel B’s Vegas Peep Show of the Day

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I just woke up, I am still hungover from a 3 day bender with some asian dude I met from Long Beach, who hated himself for being asian, and was a really bad drunk, but who wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. Someone sent me this Mel B behind the scenes bullshit that was on Access Hollywood Friday, where she talks about her pussy being lasered, and for you Sci-Fi idiot virgins that just means how she maintains her bush and it doesn’t mean she’s some kind of robot from the future sent to earth to satisfy you.

Posted in:Access Hollywood|Mel B|Peep Show

2009

03

Apr

Mel B is in Some Play of the Day

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Scary Spice is in some play called Peep Show and she is half naked and dressed like a whore. Sure, this would have been far better if she was naked, or if she younger, but she was actually doing something that made her serious money then, not weird d-list hooker themed work, like this in the tail-end of her career, and I’m not complaining, I just wish young girls understood that 10 or 15 years down the road, they are going to be weathered whores with well traveled vagainas too, so they should stop wasting time by not wanting to have sex with dirty pigs like me and get into the fuckin’ whore hustle….

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice

2009

26

Feb

Mel B and Her Tight Mom Body of the Day

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Mel B is lookin’ pretty fit. Yep. That’s really all I have to say about that one. I’ve only got a few hours of sleep in me and my brain is muddy, like her skin color and texture of her Eddie Murphy Baby Mother pussy.

Posted in:Mel B|Mom|Scary Spice|Tight

2008

10

Nov

Mel B in a Bikini in Egypt of the Day

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Mel B from Dancing with the Stars Fame was out in a bikini in Egypt with her husband, because when I think of amazing vacation spots, Egypt always comes to mind. I mean I don’t think about a dessert and a bunch of Jew slaves building pyramids and camels, or arab chicks in bed sheets, I think bikinis, girls gone wild and Tara Reid, but then again I am not as cultured or worldly as this Mel B chick, proven the fact that the bikini I am wearing at the moment is just a pair of boxers that are way too small for my fat ass, while on the couch in my shitbox apartment I call home, because i try to keep my clothes on for national security, even though I am too irrelevant to affect a nation, proven by the fact that I am not the one gallivanting around the world half naked and in love because she’s made great progress from the her slave ancestors….they would be proud.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B|Scary Spice

2008

16

Oct

Mel B Brings Out Her Hooded Tits of the Day

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Mel B wore a hooded outfit to some event, I hear it is a more decorative and stylish version to the one her father wore when he courted her mother at gunpoint in the back alley before raping her and accidentally impregnating her the night Scary Spice was conceived. Who would have thought that such a horrible tragic event that has left her mother scarred and unable to trust a man that even after years of therapy still has repeated nightmares of that horrible night and is unable to look her daughter in the face without seeing the predator who did those things to her.

It’s pretty much the story of all interracial relationships and the reason they call her Scary. It’s also the reason why Sarah Palin has reason to not agree with rape or incest abortion, because just look at the wonderful talents it can produce… now look at her glorious rape-baby tits.

Posted in:Mel B|Tits

2008

04

Jun

Mel B and Her Retarded Tits for Some Bra Company of the Day

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Mel B proves that you don’t have to have much of a face to get high paying jobs promoting lingerie which makes total sense because bras are for tits and only look good on faces when they are covering the ugly bitch you and you don’t want to make it too obvious or turn her off by using a pillow to cover her face so that you can keep your erection and finish what you started.

Her tits are retardedly big and have probably paid for themselves a bunch of times over proving that implants can be good investments especially when your beauty is fleeting and you need a distraction that allows dudes to still masturbate to you

It’s girls like Mel B that make me wish the monkeys of the jungle were stacked like this because it would make jerking off to Animal Planet a hell of a less challenging.

Posted in:Mel B|Tits

2008

28

May

More Mel B Bikini Pics from the Other Day of the Day

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These Mel B pictures are from yesterday, so knowing you and your pervert ways, you’ve probably already seen them, I figured I’d post them anyway because I liked the grip the dude’s got on this bitch’s ass. It’s like dude landed this down on her luck single mother because her comedian boyfriend didn’t want to take any responsibility for the baby because he felt like she tricked him by turning the condom inside out to get knocked up to get what she wanted after he got what he wanted . So after her dreams of a picket fence future turned upside down and a whole legal battle to prove the baby was his, this dude moved in on her knowing she was an easy target because he was desperate for love making her willing to do anything to keep him around and by anything I mean she put out alot. Sure her pussy wasn’t as tight as it once was, but beggars can’t be choosers and it’s not everyday that this kind of lottery win happens.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B