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2009

28

Oct

Mel B Dressed Like She’s White of the Day

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Here’s another example of society trying to steal a motherfucker’s culture from them, assuming Mel B has culture and isn’t just a useless haggard stripper with big tits who made it in the world of entertainment.

Maybe she had is on her way to meet her boyfriend’s family and they don’t like the whole interacial chick thing, but can stomach the fact that she has a black baby cuz she’s famous and probably adopted it from Darfur or some shit, and didn’t actually grow the motherfcker on her own in her womb with Eddie Murphey’s sperm without his consent…

Either way, this is some black folk denouncing their black like they were Michael Jackson, to make it in the America like they were Obama or some shit…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blonde|Mel B|White

2009

23

Oct

Mel B Brought Her Tits to Some Movie Premiere of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of movie this Dead Man Running is, but I do know that the premiere seemed to be a who’s who in nobodies, it was like the paparazzi thought a 50 cent movie may bring out someone of substance, someone who would give them a bit of a story, but were instead stuck taking pics of people they didn’t have any idea who they were or what they did.

They were probably talking amongst themselves thru their thick paparrazzi immigrant accents, saying shit like “I think the one with the tits was a Spice Girl” or some shit and I don’t really know since I wasn’t invited and since I don’t speak paparazzi, but I can tell you this, the movie Dead Man Running will not be winning any Oscars this year, so maybe Mel B’s fake tits are the only prize it will get…which is a pretty shitty prize….but good enough for this site….

Here are a couple other pieces of trash who helped make the Dead Man Running Premiere all the more classy….

Lisa Maffia

Jo-Emma Larvin

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Lisa Maffia|Mel B|Tits

2009

13

Oct

Mel B Gets Hugged By a Dirty Lookin’ Friend of the Day

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We’ve already established that Mel B must have been a whore to get to where she is because based on her face, but I didn’t realize she’d get it on with anyone who comes along. I guess she’s the kind of woman who uses her pussy to make her feel like she’s got value, like she’s got it going on, like people still want her, like the best is yet to come because accepting that the good times have come and gone is a depressing thought, and that would explain her illegitimate pregnancy, and probably why she’s got this homeless lookin’ thing latching onto her. I used to know a girl who was like Mel B, with low self esteem who would use her pussy to self destruct by fucking tons of dudes without condoms, eventually ending up with many fucking STDs and a drug addiction, because there comes a point where your loneliness and lack of self worth because you get the same jobs as Aubrey O’Day take whatever attention or affection you can get as your standards and hygiene go out the window….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hugged|Mel B|Stranger

2009

21

Sep

Some Sluts Posing With Hot Dogs of the Day

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Here’s some celebrity hotdog eating contest where sluts posted with hotdogs in some kind of joke considering the bitches who showed up were all well versed in the art of sausage.

One was Mel B, an ex-spice girl with an illigitmate child from opening her vagina up for any sausage to cum inside it without putting a “ring on it”, the other Kim Kardashain, a fat Armenian rich kid with a sex tape and love of black sausage pissing on her and Holly Madison, a Playboy playmate who pretended to rock old man sausage to advance her worthless whore career.

But the real joke in all this is that Kim Kardashian isn’t seen posing with a hotdog, because I guess she doesn’t want us thinking she eats those kinds of foods, as it will have a negative impact on her workout dvd sales, but her ass tells a whole different story and her whore past leads me to believe that just last night, she was the life of the party after a few too many cocktails where she ended up demonstrating how to shove a package of 24 hotdogs in her mouth at the same time all in efforts to seduce a black man who thought her mouth was built too small for his girth…while tiding her hunger over til she got home where she pigs out alone everyday, all day.

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Holly Madison|Kim Kardashian|Mel B

2009

18

Sep

Scary Spice Making Scary Faces of the Day

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There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits.

Bauer

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice|Tits

2009

03

Sep

Mel B in Some Colorful Track Suit of the Day

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I guess Mel B doesn’t realize that all we want to see of her is her tits pushed the fuck up to her chin, but not too close to her chin, so that we can focus on them without having to see her roughneck face, but instead of giving up what we want, what we really really want, she got into a fuckin’ colorful track suit, like she’s getting in touch with her Nigerian roots and dressing like she’s at some African party about to go train for a marathon by running 40 miles to school everyday, while getting chased by a motherfuckin’ cheetah or some shit and the whole thing is a disaster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mel B|Track Suit

2009

02

Sep

Mel B and Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Mel B has tits, I doubt they are real, but they are real fine to look at, even though I hate fake tits, but the possibility that shit may be just pushed up cuz of her slutty vintage lingerie top, makes it ok, especailly when the rest of her is slowly falling apart as her sex appeal peels away more and more each year like the paintjob on my friend’s house he’s pretty much given up on as he became heavily addicted to pills and developed agoraphobia, so I guess based on that really weird logic, her tits are the only thing to look at in the picture.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Mavrix

Posted in:Mel B|Tits

2009

02

Sep

Mel B Whoring Out in Public of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who loves watching people fuck. Unfortunately, I’m not some kind of baller who can afford to pay couples to let me sit in the dark corner in their rooms to take part in their sex life as an audience member, so I am forced to take what I can get.

Sometimes taking what I can get is watching people make out or finger on the dance floor, other times it is a little more crafty and involves climbing up fire escapes, trees, balconies across the street and shit like that to get the solid fucking view, and by sometimes I mean all the time, because the only time I got a regular fix of peepin’ tom was when I had a roomate who would fuck in the living room next to me while I’d be watching TV.

The good news is that I don’t get off to the shit, I just find it fun to watch, so I keep my exposing my boners for the school girls on public transportation and here’s Mel B shoving her whore tongue down someone I assume is her boyfriend or husband’s throat. See I’m not up to speed on who Mel B is letting visit her Vag since that whole Eddie Murphey shit…but here are the pics…

Pics VIA INFPhoto

Posted in:Mel B|Public|Whore

2009

16

Jun

Mel B Smokin’ in a Bikini of the Day

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Mel B is the good kind of mother who smokes in the house while her kid plays in the same room. The kind of mother who locks smokes in the car with the windows rolled up. I mean when she’s not too busy hanging out at pools while leaving the fuckin’ thing at home with the nanny. Who can really blame her, kids don’t remember the first couple years of their life and really why bother being that much a part of it when you can pay someone to do it for you, especially when you’re a glamorous ex-popstar who needs to spend time on her abs and relaxing because those 8 years she worked 10 years ago were really fuckin’ hectic. At least she does it in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B|Smoking

2009

15

Jun

Mel B in Her Bikini of the Day

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I remember the first time I didn’t get hard for a chick. It was a few years ago and she was pretty fit, like Mel B, only less testicles and more vagina. She was pretty hot and we were pretty drunk and my wife was pretty asleep in the next room. I wasn’t sure how I got her back to my place, but I had and when I was done eating her out for an hour, probably something that was all part of the deal, she went down on me and I couldn’t get hard for the life of me. Here I was with this hot brunette body that had no business being with me and I couldn’t even get anything to happen to take full advantage, and the only good thing about that is that after she left disappointed a disgusting fat guy couldn’t get off to her, she became a fixture in my life for 6 months. She’d keep coming over to prove herself, cuz I guess it really messed with her head, I’d be invited to her place and the whole time I kept up the impotency, making her try harder and harder and harder to get me hard, until that horrible day I was sober enough for it to happen, where we had miserable sex and she got what she wanted, proof that I didn’t think I was too good for her.

That’s go nothing to do with Mel B and her bikini, other than the fact that I have a feeling she doesn’t have that issue, cuz her boners are virile….show off.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B