Here are some pictures of a nude photoshoot the amazing Miranda Kerr posing nude because that’s what happens in a nude photoshoot….unless I am the one coordinating it….becuase if I am…it usually ends in unwanted pregnancy…but more importantly, unwanted conception…because girls don’t like sex with me…that’s why I gotta force em into it…literally…
Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil…
Miranda Kerr is substantially more interesting when she’s getting naked for fashion….you know proving to the world why she’s a top model…and making us forget that she’s had a kid…which is really what I think her biggest legacy to the world is….not random half naked photoshoots you can jerk off to , but proof that so many lazy new mothers out there are bullshit who use their baby as an excuse to justify their weight….kinda like blaming your dog for a fart…but the more serious and less attractive disgusting version….all while Miranda Kerr stays hot…..
Miranda Kerr is today’s hot mom in a bikini body to remind you as you stare at your wife’s gut in the backyard tanning this weekend as she drinks a beer, that she’s wronged you, lied to you, and is in turn ruining your life by telling herself it is ok to let herself go because she’s not getting paid 10 million a year to show off her body….when in reality…it is never ok to let yourself go…you lazy fucking pig who needs to stop the processed food, fast food, sweets and carbs cuz that’s why you are a fucking fatty, hit the fucking gym even if you’re tired cuz you’re poor, a mom of 4, and stop the fucking potato chips…..cuz every human can be built like Miranda Kerr, it just takes work, work you’re wife won’t put it, even though she expects you to work to pay the mortgage and give her the good life…..This lie has to fucking end.
The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time…
What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.
Miranda Kerr is one of those moms who doesn’t offend me…you know the kind of bitch you have never met and never will meet and have no real grasp of her actual personality to judge anything about her other than her bikini body you see in half naked photoshoots….a body that is good enough to ignore that if some act of god happened….and you were in a situation where you could have her…you’d take her ignoring the fact that a baby was shat out of that pussy you want to eat so bad it squirts….making her a rare event because usually a baby makes even the hottest pussy something to avoid….an STD worse than aids because it talks and annoys as it leeches your life, beauty and everything…..but for some reason Miranda Kerr’s doing ok with it….at least in half naked pictures of herself….hot.
Miranda Kerr was in a white bikini top…..which would be exciting if Miranda Kerr wasn’t a fucking bikini model with thousands of pics of her in a bikini online that she’s been retouched in…both before being a mom and after….that are better than this….reminding us that regular girls you don’t often see in bikinis are more exciting in bikinis….while bikini models you always see in bikinis come standard in bikinis and need to next level that shit with getting fucking naked yo….but I guess you could argue that since she’s pro at this, it’d be like playing one on one with Michael Jordan, a life changing experience, but you wouldn’t win, cuz this is my site and therefore I am always the winner of arguments…even if ulimately I’m a huge loser.
Reebok is smart enough to take Victoria’s Secret approach to marketing, by recruiting their prized hen and slutting her up in activewear in efforts to sell shoes using her ass….making her the equivalent of a low level spokesperson prostitute who traded her dignity for a paycheck that corporations rape to make fucking sales…..and I am not complaining….because hot model ass slutting out for money in pictures I can look at….whether I give a fuck about the brand or not…is a good thing….we need more of that in this horrible world we live in….that is luckily coming to an end in 8 months.
You know what I’m into? Bikini models, whether they are moms or not…Whether they are South African and thus HIV Positive or not, to be in fucking bikinis….not in poolside sheer crocheted, knitted or even lacy shit that covers up said bikini bodies….save the surongs or whatever you call the towels, robes, sheets and covers bitches wear at the beach for the fat chicks who need them, when dealing with bikini models, get the in character and crawling around the pool pretending they lost a contact or some shit.
Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick…
I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism….
Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell…
Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room
Here’s the behind the scenes….
Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…
