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Archive for the Miss USA Category

2014

09

Jun

Miss USA Host Needs to Take a Dump of the Day

Firstly, I want to say that Miss USA is Not Miss America, but rather the preliminary round of Miss Universe – owned by Donald Trump, started by a bathing suit line in the 50s as a marketing tool, and now used to find him 50 girls who have worked their way to this level for him to jerk off on – after the big event.


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Last night, Miss Nevada, Nia Sanchez, who I assume was a showgirl and bottle service girl before last night, won…and I don’t think anyone really cared other than a few feminists who had pageants for objectifying women in this male-centric world…you know focusing on their beauty and not their bull dyke lesbianism that is spent hating men – that feminists want you to focus on..

Apparently, one of the contestants was a product of rape, and said the way to end rape is to learn self defence, which I think is a better answer than “wear panties with your short skirts”….
But I think the highlight was when the hose made a reference to taking a dump…see above video.


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Here are some pics of their swimsuit:


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2013

17

Jun

Miss USA Erin Brady in Her Bikini of the Day

Miss Connecticut won Miss USA Pageant last night, her name is Erin Brady, and apparently the musical guests, the Jonas Brothers, fucked their purity rings while “accidentally” walking in on her changing into her bikini…

I am sure she looks forward to a long career of sex tapes, nude shoots, and feature dancing at strip clubs across America, you know doing anything she can for attention, like so many MISS USA’s before her…probably, if she’s lucky getting her own reality show no one cares about, or even being the hot bitch in Dancing with the Stars…

You see, because Pageants are fucking ridiculous…almost embarrassing, hearing these girls talk out of their asses about basic high school level issues, and sounding like retards while doing it, not to mention being presented as a scale down human, like “Erin is passionate about tropical fish, she has 5 in a 5 gallon aquarium”…are you fucking kidding me…she’s on TV and this is what is being said of her…

The good news is they blind all that noise with the Bikini portion of the contest…that’s really what matters…

Here’s the recap video…if you’re patriotic and support America.

Posted in:Erin Brady|Miss USA

2008

14

Jul

Miss USA Embarrasses Her Country At the Miss Universe Contest of the Day

This is all over the news, so I thought I’d throw it up to start the day and for everyone who hasn’t seen it yet to laugh, because seeing people fall is always funny.

Maybe I just like seeing the failed dreams of a little American girl who spent her life thinking about this day at the Miss Universe pageant and finally finds herself at the event and in the top 10, so close to making it come true that the taste of victory is on this bitches lips but she cracks under the the pressure and ends up on her ass.

Maybe this is just a self-sabotaging moment to get back at this girl’s mom, who’s been forcing her to do these pageants since she was a kid, and the dream of being Miss Universe was forced on her by her crazy pagenat mom, and despite being lucky to come out alive and non Jon Benet Ramsayed, still had to commit pageant suicide to come to grips with the deep routed pain she feels.

Maybe I just like seeing the USA fail on the international level even with something so insignificant as a beauty pageant, but I think the truth is that I just like seeing bitches fall on their asses especailly while in beauty pageants, because let’s face it, the brain power it takes to be in one of these contests is about none and seeing Miss USA struggle to put one leg over the other and walk just proves how retarded she is.

Either way, watch the video.

Posted in:Fall|Miss America|Miss Universe|Miss USA