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2023

12

Jan

Miss Ukraine vs Miss Russia for Miss Universe in New Orleans of the Day

No one cares about Miss Universe Pageants, but they want you to care about Miss Universe Pageants, so they are targeting the simple minds to think “Russia Vs Ukraine” nonsense applies to their pageant girls…because everyone’s a retard…

I don’t give a fuck about bullshit wars in other countries, I’m not a libtard pro war send them guns and give them tax money motherfucker, we’ve got our own problems here and taxation is theft….

I am not into the propaganda being pushed on us about these two countries we know nothing about, it’s boring, it’s creepy, when Sean Penn is involved it’s unneccesary and perverse…

I am into pussy, Eastern European Pussy, Slovak pussy, COMMUNIST BLOCK pussy…it’s solid…

So as the media tries to make a story out of the “who will win, Russia or Ukraine” like it reflects the war, like it’s another talking point for the war, to keep the weird retards into the bullshit news cycle excited like it’s part of a “movie”….and not real lie…which it could be…I mean what’s real….

Either way, weird angle to get viewers….but I am here judging them for what we’re supposed to judge the for….which one is hotter pussy…since we can assume both work in the sex trade in some capacity…they’re Russian/ Eastern European babes…so OBVIOUSLY….or their spies…either way…both are hot…

Viktoria Apanasenko is Miss Ukraine:

Anna Linnikova is Miss Russia:

Can’t we all just get along…Now back to the psy op…

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2011

13

Sep

Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

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Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles….

“Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards…

Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

Posted in:Angola Leila Lopes|Miss Universe

2009

16

Nov

Two Miss Universe Contestants in a Sex Tape of the Day

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Hiroko Mima, Sex Tape, Miss Universe, Anya Ayoung Chee

So I guess these two girls weren’t happy with the level of fame being in a Miss Universe Pageant got them back in 2008 because no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe Pageants, so they stepped it the fuck up by releasing the sex tape shot of them fucking the photographer last year at the Pageant in Vietnam and like all sex tapes, it has ended up on the internet.

One of the sluts is Miss Trinidad and Tobago named Anya Ayoung Chee and the other is Miss Japan named Hiroko Mima and here are the clips of their threesom, facials, anal and whatever the fuck else went on in the video since I didn’t watch all of it, but I did watch it long enough to notice the same tattoo on one of the girls as in her picture, pretty much proving that it is her, since tattoos are the only way to tell asian people apart.

The world is filled with whores, I’m not too upset about that….These videos are PORN and NSFW….Obviously…It’s a fucking sex tape….

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Here are the pictures of these girls for you to do the comparision yourself and I will anxiously await the lawyers letters to take the shit down, which is all part of the fun of the internet, cuz this shit’s already done the fucking rounds. Good times, but not as good of a time as what went down for the photog during the Miss Universe Pageant…

Anya Ayoung Chee

Hiroko Mima

2009

24

Aug

Heidi Montag for the Miss Universe Pageant of the Day

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I was watching an interview with Heidi Montag on one of those Access Hollywood type shows over the weekend while at my friend’s house. She was being asked about her tits and how they aren’t as big as she wants them to be and then they went into the amount of orgasams she has in a day where she went on about Spencer’s dick being perfection, and the whole thing disgusted me but not as much as her Miss Universe performance where I am pretty sure she was lip syncing the worst song in the history of songs and the whole thing is fuckin’ with my head, because for the most part, fake titty blonde girls doing shitty stage shows is a huge part of who I am and what I like doing with my time…..but I won’t let scum like this twat and her stupid publicity stunts affect me, she’s just a fucking joke and everything she does is pretty laughable, even if she makes a lot more money than all of us combined, she’s still a fucking clown and I’ll just wait patiently for the day Spencer’s hanging from the rafters in a Canadian Motel after stuffing her in a suitcase….yes, this is a what too soon situation….

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Miss Universe

2009

10

Mar

Some Older Bikini Pics of Miss Universe that I Slept On of the Day

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I have no idea how I slept on these week old pictures of Miss Universe at Atlantis in the Bahamas rockin’ out in a bikini, but I did, so I’m trying to make up for lost time by putting them up today.

I have a problem of forgetting to check other sites or bother caring about much other than my own demise, that usually makes great things like this bitch in a bikini slip through my greasy fingers…and when I try to make up for it, it’s usually too late and either goes unnoticed, unappreciated, or just offends the person for trying after making it clear that I just don’t give a fuck..but since she’s has a solid body, shit’s timeless.

The interesting thing in all this is that she’s at the Atlantis Resort and the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant is set to take place that the Atlantis Resort and I have a feeling this shit’s some PR bullshit that Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Pageant’s got up his money grubbing sleave and I just fell for it and I guess I’m okay with that, but would be a lot better with it if I was given free rooms for the fucking free publicity I gave you, it’s fucking winter, I can’t afford heat and I’m cold man…

Posted in:Bikini|Miss Universe

2008

14

Jul

Miss USA Embarrasses Her Country At the Miss Universe Contest of the Day

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This is all over the news, so I thought I’d throw it up to start the day and for everyone who hasn’t seen it yet to laugh, because seeing people fall is always funny.

Maybe I just like seeing the failed dreams of a little American girl who spent her life thinking about this day at the Miss Universe pageant and finally finds herself at the event and in the top 10, so close to making it come true that the taste of victory is on this bitches lips but she cracks under the the pressure and ends up on her ass.

Maybe this is just a self-sabotaging moment to get back at this girl’s mom, who’s been forcing her to do these pageants since she was a kid, and the dream of being Miss Universe was forced on her by her crazy pagenat mom, and despite being lucky to come out alive and non Jon Benet Ramsayed, still had to commit pageant suicide to come to grips with the deep routed pain she feels.

Maybe I just like seeing the USA fail on the international level even with something so insignificant as a beauty pageant, but I think the truth is that I just like seeing bitches fall on their asses especailly while in beauty pageants, because let’s face it, the brain power it takes to be in one of these contests is about none and seeing Miss USA struggle to put one leg over the other and walk just proves how retarded she is.

Either way, watch the video.

Posted in:Fall|Miss America|Miss Universe|Miss USA