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2012

11

Jan

Molly Ringwald’s Mom Ass Eats Pants for Old Times of the Day

Molly Ringwald wasn’t hot in the John Hughes 80s movies she’s known for…and she sure as hell isn’t hot now…but for some reason…I am compelled to post these pictures of her celebrating her washed up career in the form of jacking some sweat pants up her ass like a bitch who has finally given up….I don’t know why but the tormented needy actress who relies on her cult status from 30 years ago to feel wanted, needed, important, of value….wearing sloppy clothes like she’s virtually given up all hope….and if it wasn’t for the love her number one fan who met her in a hotel bar drinking her face off, and who decided to marry her to have a funny story to tell his friends….she’d have nothing to live for…leaving her with no choice but to kill herself in a glamour-less one bedroom apartment cuz it is all she can afford…at least that’s my take on this….

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2010

23

Mar

Molly Ringwald and her Boobs Look Horrible of the Day

I’ve seen all the 80s movies and I don’t think Molly Ringwald was ever cast as the hot chick…I doubt guys every had crushes on her…I knew she was the weird awkward looking skinny chick other girls could relate to.

So there was no surprise she’d age horribly, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this….seriously…this is the kind of girl you put in a rehab center with rapists and sex addicts to turn them asexual….lend her to Tiger Woods for a month and dude will be fine….or the kind of person closet case fags date so that they don’t have to dive into homosexuality but can test the waters thanks to her her broad shoulders and thick back…

She’s doing Yoga, showing off some mom tit, not bothering anyone, so I am an asshole disrupting her quiet life that came when she escaped from Hollywood, one far less morbid than Corey Haim, but I do think people should think about getting her more work…I’m sure tons of movies need someone to play the school janitor….

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