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2010

08

Jun

Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

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I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

24

May

Naomi Campbell Threesome Picture of the Day

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Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this cunt and her billionaire russian (mobster) oil tycoon have the luxury of spraying the shit all over each other like the bunch of wasting pigs who live in excess that they are….

I guess life’s not fair, but I’d rather live the shitty life I live than be forced to spend the day with J.Lo on her yacht, which is what these idiots are doing while they are acting all wild and crazy, but not crazy enough, cuz I’d love if this ended in a traditional Naomi Campbell freak out that leaves Jenny from the block at the bottom of the ocean…but I never get what I want, I’ve come to terms with that.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Champagne|Naomi Campbell

2009

13

Oct

Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I am a little slow on this shit, because let’s face it, 40 year old cunts in bikinis aren’t really what I live for, unless they end in 40 year old sex tapes. If anything I find it almost comical when I see a 40 year old in a bikini. Maybe it’s got something to do with being raised in the late 70s and 80s, a time when the one-piece rand shit, but I think it’s got more to do with 40 year old women having shitty bodies, except maybe when they are genetically altered like Naomi Campbell where she’s all legs, no fat and all attitude thanks to a career of modeling that left her with an ego, a billionaire finance and the whitest lookin’ teeth against her black as night skin, in which case, I shouldn’t complain and just post the pictures….and that’s what I am going to do because knowing I spent 4 minutes writing about Naomi Campbell depresses me.

Pics via INFphoto and Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell

2009

05

Oct

Naomi Campbell’s Nipples on the Runway of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is a model who I thought was retired, but I guess she felt the need to grace the world with her dark, luxurious, wallet fucking nipples at whatever fashion week is going on right now, since every week seems to be fucking fashion week, making me excited for the week that isn’t fashion week and that I can stop walking around in this tuxedo I made out of garbage bags to try and fit in like I was invited to these red carpet high profile, homoerotic yet luxurious fashion shows, instead of just left here to die, so that I can crawl back into the soiled sweatpants I pretty much have made a part of me by not ever taking them off….and even sometimes showering with them and by showering I mean getting caught in the rain, cuz showers are for idiots……

I have this feeling Naomi Campbell smells like shit, she just has that look that even if she showers, you know like she’s rotting on the inside from all the preservatives she’s ingested over the years to land billionaire cock. She’s trash, no matter how many billionaires she marries, or how decadent her ass thinks she is and here she is showing off her nipples like a common whore, that I haven’t decided whether wanting them makes you gay or straight….

I have a feeling that I haven’t recovered from the weekend because I reread part of this and it made no fucking sense…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|Nipples|Runway

2009

21

Aug

Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Summer is almost over and I haven’t seen nearly enough bikinis, so this weekend I am planning on finding the nearest beach, where girls will be in bikinis and where I will be hiding in the bushes watching. People always ask me why I insist on hiding in the bushes because they find it weird and I tell them it is a lot less weird than masturbating in public, if anything masturbating in public is frowned upon and enough to get a motherfucker arrested so we keep it behind the brush like some Vietnam war vet reliving the days in the jungle. Not that I actually masturbate, my dick barely works these daysand these pics of Naomi Campbell in her bikini aren’t helping me, even though I love black girls and I love crotches, but what may help though is my friend who had some prostate issues has given me a Cyalis and apparently after taking that shit a gust of wind will make me hard for the next 3 days, which is either gonna result in some serious chronic masturbation til my dick burns off from the friction or someone is gonna get raped. I will let you know how it works out for me….if I don’t get arrested…

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell

2009

17

Aug

Naomi Campbell isn’t Wearing Underwear of the Day

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Someone sent me this picture of Naomi Campbell flashing her genitals at some party because they know I like black girls and creeping on girls on balconies.

I do have black girl fetish that I’ve never been able to live out because black girls don’t seem to like fat poor drunk mexicans at least not when they are me. After inspecting this picture, I think the key word the reader who sent this in missed out on was GIRL, cuz he definitely got the black part right, but there is no way that’s a vagina, or at least like any vagina I have ever seen, it’s goot be testicle or cock peeking out of her pants, or maybe it’s the alien from ALIEN, cuz it looks like it’s waving at me or some shit and I am scared.

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|No Underwear

2009

12

Aug

Naomi Campbell Washes Her Stinky Vag Her Bikini of the Day

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Naomi Campbell was out on a boat with her Russian billionaire real estate entrepreneur/russian mobster, who she is either married to or engaged to because crazy high maintenance cunts like billionaires and russians are the only kind of sadist motherfuckers who can handle crazy high maintenance cunts.

At least that’s what my homie Vladimir used to tell me everytime he got caught up with a crazy escort, because apparently no matter how insane the bitch got, he said they had nothing on the girl’s back home, then he’d beat the fuck out of them.

Not that it matters, what does matter is that Naomi Campbell is hosing down her stinky cunt and I’m not just saying that to be racist, because I love black pussy and dream about it at night, I am saying it because why else would a bitch be hosing down her cunt. I guess maybe it’s to get the salt water out of the shit cuz it’s making the herpes scabs burn, but I prefer thinking she chronically smells like rotting seafood because stinky pussy makes me feel alive, or at least keeps me awake everytime I go down on a bitch, so that I don’t fall asleep in her pussy like some kind of asshole.

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell|Russian

2009

16

Jun

Naomi Campbell Legs on the Beach of the Day

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I have no fucking idea why I am posting the Naomi Campbell beach pictures, there’s absolutely nothing interesting about this shit, except maybe the social challenges they face being an interracial couple, you know the pressure of their peers and the obvious looks they get when they are seen kissing in public, but even that topic is played the fuck out, so I’d like to think that people are only lookin cuz her boyfriend is clearly a homosexual.

Posted in:Legs|Naomi Campbell

2009

06

May

Some Naomi Campbell Titties of the Day

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The world needs more crazy tits, not that Naomi Campbell’s tits are crazy, but she’s rumored to be based on all the bratty scenes she causes, but that’s just what happens when you grow up without a father and are raised by a nanny while you’re whore mother is off traveling the world. She’s just one of those rich bitches who thinks the world revolves around her, not that it really matters and I don’t really know what I am writing my psychological assessment of her based on her Wikipedia page, maybe I should go into stories of how black girls won’t fuck me, despite me wanting to fuck them, or maybe talk about how a friend of mine who only fucks black girls told me that only Haitian’s suck dick and that’s why they get the bad reputation from other black people as being scum, but that’s not very interesting to talk about. I could go on about how I always get the lap dances from black girls and smell of their perfume for a good week, because of a combination of me not showering and them whore showering, but instead I’ll just post the fucking pictures, because combined with with this write-up, makes this probably the worst post I’ve ever done. We can always bring our A-Game…or in this case…any game.

Posted in:cleavage|Naomi Campbell|Tits

2009

03

Mar

Naomi Campbell in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some shitty Naomi Campbell pictures, I’ve lost interest in posting for the day, I actually lost interest many fucking years ago, but when I am given these shitty quality pics of Naomi Campbell in a bikini, who could really be anyone in a bikini, and the only identifier that it is in fact her is that we know normal black girls are too busy working to be laying in the sun, unless they are hookers/strippers/pornstars in Miami or Jennifer Hudson. But I figure it’s worth lookin’ at.

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell