Here name is Nicky Whelan, and I guess she’s some Australian actor in her 40s who was on their longest running show/ Soap Opera called Neighbours, before leveraging it to American TV, where she now resides on a show called Franklin & Bash on TNT, who don’t advertise on this site because they are assholes, but who do cast girls who look like porn chicks, instead of rejecting them and forcing them into porn, where I would rather see them…

I guess being half naked in obscure Market Esquire is a big deal for a stripper, I mean I don’t know many strippers who have made it into any Esquire…I means sure she’s not an actual stripper, she’s from TV, but its’ one of those fine line situations…and I feel she’s’ on the wrong side of said line…

She was once one of the bootleg low level trying to pay her rent models for a MICROBIKINI PORN SITE

Look at her now…

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I saw these pictures of some Australian Actress floating around the internet and they made me laugh for a few reasons.

The first reason is that they are obviously old, so they showcase a time when she was more of a bottom feeder, unable to pay her rent, willing to wear a skimpy sheer bikini to get her pay check. It is possible that she had no idea going into this job that it was going to be virtually nude pics of her, but she went along with it because she needed the money, but it doesn’t matter. They happened and that’s great.

It’s like every famous or semi-famous actor has funny skeletons in their closet, because usually they are a desperate bunch willing to do anything to get there.

That’s not to say Nickey Whelan is accomplished, she’s in her 30s and I’ve never heard of her, so to me that means she barely exists and might as well is a porn chick…so I’m missing the scandal element of these pics…it’s just to say you know any girl shooting anything like this for a couple hundred bucks is not proud of this moment…

The second reason is that I used to jerk off to the Micro Bikini site she is on, because I loved the amateur women who sent in pics of themselves in the see through bikinis…it was porn to me in an era when there was porn available to me…I just chose this instead…I think I may have to revisit that.

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Some criminal used their cell phone to capture some hot blond Australian tits in some movie that is really only good for these tits but that you should see because the tits aren’t quite as good without all the build up….

This clip may get the FBI on my dick as a bootlegger or pirate or whatever, but the reality is, I just downloaded it off the internet, and I’m putting it here for Marketing purposes, you know to make their shitty movie perform better, so if anything, they should be cutting me a check for my efforts, while you stare at the titties….

The reality is that the people bootlegging are people who work at the movie theater, cuz when I saw this shit, there were two guards watching the audience with night vision goggles, not a fucking lie….

Either way, here it is while I anxiously await a take down notice, or more likely – homeland security shutting me the fuck down. But at least it helped Nicky Whelan get noticed…

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