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2007

30

May

I am – Nicole Richie Hiding Her Rat Face from the Camera of the Day

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These are pictures from Paris’ party a couple of days ago that were taken after Nicole had a minor car accident as she was leaving. Who the fuck cares.

What I do care about is how considerate she is being in this time of distress. Normally, this group of girls are so fucking self-absorbed that if they aren’t talking about how great they are, ripping into each other, doing as many drugs as possible to feed their insecure broken selves, or having meaningless relationships and one night stands with guys they find hot because lacking substance and being superficial is all that matters in their eating disorder self-destructive lives. But I guess with Paris going to jail they are all a little thrown off because she was the leader of the pack, and now in an attempt to make the world a better place and in efforts to aid mankind, Nicole Richie has decided to hide her little rat face from all of us and I just wanted to say Thanks….

Normally, I would have been offended by her giving me the finger, but knowing that God has been as cruel as he has been to her, I figure I’d let it slide. It’s like the time a dude with Downs Syndrome punched me in the face in highschool. He had a crush on my girlfriend and saw me grabbing her tits in the park. Either way, he fucking hit me hard because people with retardations seem to be fucking strong, like their body made up for their brain was lacking. Anyway, when he hit me I apologized and walked away instead of getting mad, because sometimes, having sympathy for those less fortunate is a better way to live….

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2007

25

Apr

I am – Nicole Richie and Her Future Sister-In-Law Sophie Monk of the Day

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I woke up in the middle of the night in a bit of a panic. I had some kind of dream that was a fucking genius post and when I woke up in this panic, I repeated it to myself about 10 times because I wanted to remember it to share with you, because that’s just the kind of guy I am. I ended up falling back to sleep and only waking up now and I completely forgot the idea, my brian is like a plate of mash potatoes, but at least it looks like Nicole Richie hasn’t been eating Mash Potatoes or anything for the last 4 years, bitch is so small,, or from some small famine stricken african tribe, which is possible cuz her dad is black. Bitch looks like she’s 7 years old, and based on personal experience, has the education of a 7 year old, and I know the people who read this site that should probably be in prison, love their women to look like this.

I guess quality of dudes in L.A. is limited, or people who are raised in the industry have no concept of what’s good or not, because both these sluts are baggin’ the twins from Good Charlotte, probably the biggest rockstar cunts out there, I would argue that they are even worse than DJ AM because their are 2 of them, but I find happiness in knowing that these Sister-In-Law outings will end pretty soon in 2 bitter divorces, when the band launches a new album or Nicole gets bored of not being on TV being a total cunt to every small town person in sight.

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2006

12

Jan

Nicole Richie Makes Dick Look Big

I always laugh when I see inter-racial couples. It’s not cuz I am racist, cuz dude, I married a gringa so if you are offended by what I am about to say you can always suck my dick, you like that don’t you, you fucking homo. Anyway, you know what they say about Asian men don’t you, bath-house bandit, you got more dick experience than my mom and she was a mexican prostitute, so anyway, the word is that Asian men have small dicks, I have a small fucking dick, it’s nothing to be ashamed of bt you gotta find a 60 lb person, cuz that’s the only way “Chen” feels like a man. Point of the story is that I am going to bed and that most 60 lbs people are under the age of 10 and that will get you arrested – so just accept being a little man and do what I did, marry a bitch twice you size, I’m talking 375 lbs. She’s so fucking fat that she’s just happy that someone acknowledges her, I mean I know she’s hard to miss if you’re sitting on the bus with her, and I am not just talking about her stink, I am talkin her stature, but bitch would be happy getting fucked by my pinky. It’s called years of abuse and it’s really a sad state of affair.

Love
Jesus

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