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2023

20

Sep

Nina Dobrev Surfs Up Bro of the Day


Everyone’s a fucking surfer bro….

So here’s Eastern European, communist block superstar Nina Dobrev doing her best surf moves like she’s Patrick Fucking Swayze or Keanu Reeves in Point Break, cuz surfing is cool man…

She’s really shreddin’ the gnar, getting her stoke on, or whatever the fuck it is that surfers, who were once cool, but now dot com billionaires like Zuck, or lame ass child stars like Nina Dobrev, all thanks to fucking some redheaded demon with super board sport strength….

The good news is, girls surf in skimpy suits, they have surf girl asses, they have pussy slips and nip slips, so if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, it might as well be this one…

So yeah, Nina Dobrev living life like a retired dentist who just moved to Malibu….or Oahu….or Costa Rica or wherever the fuck surf faggots fuck.

Point of the story, she’s got a hot fucking body, especially at her age!

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2018

09

Oct

Jessica Szohr Sniffing Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day

Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore, or sore, which would be what you’d expect to find on the genitals of both Nina Dobrev and herself, because they are both washed up starts from yesteryear…

One was on Gossip Girl, a show no one remembers except maybe Blake Lively…and the other on Vampire Diaries…both at the top of the charts getting paid to act which I guess was a big deal…10 fucking years ago…but who now are just normal 30 year olds out at the party sniffing each other’s asses for a picture…

Jessica Szohr rhymes with whore looking like she’s put on some weight…Nina Dobrev short shorts never too short….both to girls living, at a festival maybe,

I know seeing 33 year olds acting like 20 year olds is all over social media, so why wouldn’t these actors who were famous pre social media, jump on that, since they’ve had a taste of the fame and love the attention….sniffing each other’s asses like a pack of dogs fighting over attention like it was a piece of raw meat in the junkyard…

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2012

11

May

Nina Dobrev Uses Conan’s Cock for Yoga of the Day

Nina Dobev was on Conan and she Did a yoga move in shorts and a tank top. That’s all I really have to say about that……I mean other than that she’s some Canadian 23 year old from Toronto who I have never met because I guess our dog sleds never crossed paths on our way to the local Canada Ice Party….where everyone leaves their igloos and eats bacon, maple syrup, beer and whateever the fuck Canadians do…that involve me not fucking Nina Dobrev before she was famous…parking outside her school offering her lifts home so that seeing her do Yoga in shorts and a tank top…would mean much more to my penis than it does now…

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