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2013
12
Mar
Sexy Skin in the Babe Round-Up of the Day
Here are the top Babe galleries from around the internet that I’ve found today….if you’re like me…you’ll like it….cuz you can never have too many babes to look at half naked…even if your life involves only one fat miserable one…who you married and now are locked into….
It is 5 am…I am wasted…click on the pics…to see more of the girl…simple and amazing concept…enjoy…back with a wicked hangover in a few hours…I hate my life…but love it.
Posted in:NSFW
2013
11
Mar
Ebonee Davis Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day
Terry Richardson posted some pics of this Ebonee Davis model on his website and I have no idea who she is…but she’s got 75,000 followers on twitter…which I guess means she does something….like all the other no name girls on my twitter with tons of followers….and that something…that magical secret to her success is that she probably gets naked….at least we know she did once for Terry Richardson…and thank god for that…cuz these tits are fucking amazing….all pierced and big….on her small model frame….making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that.
Posted in:Ebonee Davis|NSFW
2013
11
Mar
Zippora Seven is Naked for Derek Henderson of the DAy
I follow Zippora Seven on instagram – because she’s awesome….you know some 20 year old babe from New Zealand just trying to make it in America through getting naked for photographers…and being all hipster and fashionista about the shit…rather than trashy hooker cam girl about the shit…which for some reason, I like better….maybe cuz trashy hooker cam girls, although naked just don’t have a modeling agency and aren’t published in magazines like Vogue…making them lower grade than this….and maybe, just maybe, cam girls are bottom of the fuckin barrel…while this girl…is doin’ it for easy livin’….cuz naked for fashion is better than working….
She’s also been getitng naked for fashion since she was 16 and it was illegal…thanks to her hippie parents who named her Zippora for that…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven
2013
08
Mar
Kamilla Hansen Nipples on the Fashion Show Runway of the Day
Kamilla Hansen is a 19 year old from Cabo de Santo Agostinho Brazil….she is 5 foot 10….and works as a fashion model….a topless fashion model who is walking the runway in Milan….all luxuriously…despite being little more than a glamour model….other than being taller and more attractive than one….because fashion is pornography….they just don’t want their advertisers or the models to know that…because if they did….they’d be stuck with gutter topless chicks and shitty sponsors who pay you very little….they are so clever those fashion people….and I appreciate that they are around cuz otherwise I’d never see this model’s tits….and I like seeing this model’s tits….
Posted in:Kamilla Hansen|NSFW
2013
08
Mar
Holly Peers in Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day
Holly Peers is today’s Glamour Model of the day….and she’s doing my new favorite thing….the Page 360 animated GIF…where she does a little spin in pictures….making it all not quite a video, not quite a picture, but 100 percent objectifying herself…saying look at my body…like we were doing some kind of audition and this was the casting couch…where I scope her up and down to make sure there are no flaws…which obviously their are…that’s what makes her a glamour model and not an actual model…but luckily the other reason she’s a glamour model involves showing her tits…instead of working a boring job as a waitress or whatever else her limited skill set would allow…and without topless models…who have actual big old titties like Oprah…
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
07
Mar
Jessica Davies is a Better Glamour Model of the DAy
Hey Jessica Davies…..you’re some lovliness I’ve never heard of….and you need a lot more fans…because that loveliness needs to be spread around the world….and not just around the random men you’ve spread it on in your quest to get these big titties off a stripper pole and into the magazines….
She’ only has 10,000 twitter followers…which seems like fucking robbery considering she exposes herself on the internet, in magazines, and is busty as fuck, even if she looks a little cheap…
We like cheap…it’s a fucking recession….
So after you take in these big titties that luckily didn’t choose self respect, education, or a career….but instead chose “Show me tits, get me shillings”….like a good girl.
Those tits…I mean…seriously…Next level massive…and natural…what….?~!?
Posted in:Jessica Davies|NSFW
2013
07
Mar
Sabine Jablonski Doing a 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day
Sabine Jablonski is today’s Glamour model….but only because she’s doing this Page 360…..360 degree turn…in what is not quite a video…not quite a picture…commonly known as an animated gif….showing the world her entire body….topless and in panties…like she has nothing to hide….in what is almost as sexy as a medical exam for someone who doesn’t have a medical exam fetish…because she’s just standing there straight up…not posing sexy….ready to be felt up to see if she’s got titty, vagina or anus cancer……
The real question in all this is whether or not she could she find heels any higher to try to make her short..stalky…typical glamour model body…..seem as long and as luxurious…as possible….and I’m goin’ with No….
Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jablonski
2013
06
Mar
Katia Ivanova for Page 360 is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day
Katia Ivanova is Today’s Glamour model of the day….and not because she’s hot….not that any Glamour models are really hot…in fact they are all so flawed…whether short and dumpy to justify those big tits…or bad faced…like a stripper who you don’t really care sucks as long as she’s showing some titty…..that’ why they are called Glamour models and not actual models….not that they care…they are making money and getting famous with their tits….
Katia Ivanova is Today’s Glamour model of the day…because she married a Rolling stone in his late 60s to get famous..before her beat her up for being the opportunist cunt trying to get ahead via his flacid, need of viagra dick…..and that’s some groupie shit I find funny….
So she’s not hot, her ass sucks, her legs suck, her tits are alright, she’s got a funny story and probably a few STDS….and that is good enough for me…but in my defense…I’d fuck anything…
Posted in:Katia Ivanova|NSFW
2013
05
Mar
Rosie Jones and Friends Are Hot in NUTS of the Day
Here are Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds posing together topless in NUTS because group topless modeling is exponentially better than topless modeling solo…cuz it comes with lesbian fantasies or at least fantasies of girls getting together for sleepovers where they run around naked and compare vaginas….something I like to think happens everyday at the gym in the locker room, every night girls pre-drink before going out, all the fucking time…cuz girls who aren’t bull dykes but know the ripples of each other’s labias…are girls I want to believe exist……making them the Glamour Models of the Day….
Posted in:Holly Peers|India Reynolds|NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
05
Mar
Lucy Pinder is a Stacked Religious Experience for Loaded of the Day
Here’s a “real” scandalous photoshoot for the recent issue of Loaded Magazine….starring Lucy Pinder….shitting on religion…for attention…
Scandalous, if you think religion and nudity is really that scandalous…I mean it isn’t the 80s and this isn’t a Madonna concert…and kids these days have no respect for religion….don’t fear religion…like laughing at it….and make fun ofit…because it goes against all things they’ve learned in their evil lives…girls are masturbating with crucifix’s for jokes, dressing like slutty nuns….
I guess cuz going to hell isn’t a real option anymore…because this life is hell. I guess this is to honor the recent pope retirement….
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW