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2013
05
Mar
Amy Hood in Some Jonathan Leder Erotica of the Day
Jonathan Leder is some photographer I follow on instagram and he shoots all these 60s and 70s inspired erotica with serious babes….from Emily Ratajkowski to others who have gone onto be in Playboy and shit like that…making him almost a talent scout for girls you will masturbate to in the future….or even masturbate to now…cuz he’s pics are usually better than what the mainstream media delivers….even if it’s not the 70s and erotica is a dying art form….despite the fact that people like me love it more than any throat fucking porn….cuz throat fucking porn, although fun to live out at home, turns off the actual babes from getting involved….while erotica is something hot girls can be into if put in the right setting…with the right photographer who makes it happen…
I don’t know about you…but starting the day…even at 11:30 EST….with a little erotica while hungover….to some 60s Parisian Lounge music, even if it’s a little obvious, is amazing.
The model’s name is Amy Hood and I like her.
2013
04
Mar
Audrey Tautou See Thru Shirt of the Day
Audrey Tautou is from France…so this is typical fashions of the area…I think even school uniforms are made like this….meaning just cuz you can see her nipples at a public event…doesn’t mean it is sexy, or supposed to be sexy, it’s just getting dressed and shouldn’t be made into a big deal…especially since she looks like she’s pushing 50….despite being 35…I guess the good life…filled with Wine and Cheese and cocaine has caught up to her….or at least her face….and this all brings up a very important question…why the fuck am I posting Audrey Tautou like she matters…she was in one or two american movies and doesn’t matter…oh right…the nipples…they always get the best of me.
Posted in:Audrey Tautou|NSFW
2013
04
Mar
Toni Garrn Topless in St Bart for Victoria’s Secret of the Day
Toni Garrn is in St Barts, shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and with St Barts being a part of France, topless on the beach is the norm….and in being a model….who has been topless in photoshoots before …cuz that’s how you become a big model…making the whole “getting topless” shit not that big of a deal….because it is not a big deal….you American Girls just don’t get that….and think the nipple is sacred…like you’re from some Muslim country or some shit….and your nipple is your ankle…
Maybe PG-13….Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret….is taking things to the next level….with a little more nipple they used to always photoshop out….we can only hope…cuz these girls are babes….babes trapped in a corporate cage…but babes never the less…
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Posted in:NSFW|Toni Garrn
2013
04
Mar
Stephanie Fantauzzi Brings Some Tits on TV of the Day
I didn’t watch Shameless last night…because I don’t have a TV and I avoid my creepy neighbor who lets me use his for such important events like the Academy Awards….despite not wanting to hang with him…cuz all he wears is a robe and is often times exposed and touching himself while staring at me….even though I’m not a very good lookin dude…in fact I’m the kind of guy who can go to a gay bar and not have one guy…not even the lonely guy try to talk to me…making the whole experience pretty sad and not one I like to throw myself into….But thanks to the internet….I get to see all the good parts without the sexual harassment….I am also not that into Shameless cuz it is too sensationalized, you know just throw everything at a story that is offensive and wrong and people will love it…making it too unrealistic to get into….
Her name is Stephanie Fantauzzi….and here she is makin’ it in the entertainment industry…one nipple at a time…
Posted in:HBOobs|NSFW|Stephanie Fantauzzi
2013
01
Mar
The Girls of Nuts of the Day
Nuts just released an issue they call the “Lingerie Special”…that I call the “Let’s Recycle The Best Pics of the Last Year Cuz Dudes Will Buy Into this Shit and Collect it Cuz It Has All Their Favorite Glamour Model Tits from the Last Year In It which Means We will Sell All Kinds of Copies even If Website Rip Them Off…Cuz it Is Free Advertising….on Free Content…cuz we already used it Beffore…We are Geniuses…We Use Tits To Make Monehy on Average Girls Who Just Love the Attention and Then Repackage it and repackage it…Genius”….
Here are the pics starring Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Jessica-Jane Clement, India Reynolds and Danielle Sharp, Danica Thrall…Lacey Banghard….shit does the list ever end…. Other busty girls who are average at best but think they are gold….cuz that’s what NUTS UK wants them to think to keep em working for cheap…
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2013
01
Mar
My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Topless in GQ Turkey of the Day
Little known fact….I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski..every night before I got to bed…and I keep it in a little box that I will one day present her with…to show her my life with her….before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man…and enter my quest of following my heart to be with her til the end of time…..because she writes poetry for me…she just doesn’t know it…and it is in the form of hot titties…hot body….that is gonna take the fuck over….for GQ Turkey today…and the world tomorrow…she’s perfect….and yes this may not be specifically shot for me…but it might as well could be….and that’s what matters…
Enrata baby…you’re amazing…hold me close and never let me go.
(that’s one of my poems, I’m not very good at romance)
She’s perfect….
Here’s the behind the scenes video…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
27
Feb
Kerry Katona’s Atomic Kitten Nipple of the Day
Let’s just say – Atomic Kitten….Does Not Look Like What they Used To , unfortunately, cuz these 2007 Topless Pics of Natasha Hamilton (One of the members) are awesome….
But like all women – their window of opportunity…ended by 30 and now they are just hanging onto their 1997 fame….throwing out reunion tours…that I guess could be also marketed as the “we’re old, fat, tired and need money, years”……but being old, fat and tired, didn’t stop member Kerry Katona from flashing what seems to be the weirdest looking nipple, that despite being weird looking, isn’t the worst part of her old hag body…
Here’s her reunion nipple slip video…I am warning you…watching this may destroy any testosterone you have in your body…
Posted in:Atomic Kitten|Kerry Katona|NSFW
2013
27
Feb
Rosie Jones & Holly Peers are Today’s Glamour Models of the Day
Here are the outtakes of some March photoshoot I’ve already posted the pics from….featuring Glamour Model Rosie Jones, who we have learned is far hotter topless that with her shirt on, because those great huge amazing tits allow us to divert from her average at best face….something all Glamour models have in common….that we only notice when they get cocky and think they are actual models who are allowed to keep their shirts on…
Here are the pics…of her and her “friend” cuz they are in this biz together, Holly Peers….
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
26
Feb
Isidora Goreshter from Shameless of the Day
I watched Shameless the other night….it is sucking me in despite hating the idea of actually being into a TV show…especially one that Emmy Rossum is on…but the storyline is just so out there…it reminds me of a Harmony Korine movie…where they just throw anything twisted together into one script…and see what sticks….because let’s face it…I love all things gutter and disgusting and perverted…even if it’s fictional and mocking my gutter and disgusting and perverted people….
This scene happened after a dad walked in on his son getting fucked up the ass before having a string of tennis ball sized anal beads shoved in him….sounds awesome right…well daddy is a homophobe and beat the fuck out of the kids….made a call and 3 minutes later this “Russian” hooker showed up to fuck the gay out of his son….while they all watched….she’s a babe….it works for me….
Here’s the clip…..
Posted in:HBOobs|Isidora Goreshter|NSFW
2013
25
Feb
Constance Jablonski Titties for Fashion of the Day
This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…
Posted in:Constance Jablonski|NSFW