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2013
18
Feb
Kelly Hall is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day
Everyone knows that the only models that count…you know the only “REAL” models out there…are these UK Glamour models….who aren’t all that hot, or even photogenic, you know who would never be considered for modeling jobs, unless it was for a friend with a t-shirt company or a car wash that needed someone for an ad or flyer….because they are short, kinda dumpy and not the standard dimensions of an actual model, but they have these tits and this willingness to get topless for the camera, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating….you know that an average looking girl can get so far all because she’s a fucking C-cup that’s willing to show her C-cup….and it’s nice to see old values of a male dominated world…where titties get girls ahead still exists….
Here’s Kelly Hall, she’s today’s Page 3 girl.
Posted in:Kelly Hall|NSFW
2013
15
Feb
NSFW Harlem Shake of the Day
How about some Harlem Shake with some titties cuz titties make everything….even Harlem Shake…aka the most revolutionary and important internet video movement….the planking of its generation…..the Call me Maybe and Gangnam style cover of 2013…just when you thought Harlem Shake couldn’t get any fucking better….
Posted in:NSFW
2013
15
Feb
Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day
#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me.
Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!
Posted in:Helena Christensen|NSFW
2013
15
Feb
Melissa Clarke – Page 3 Idol Winner for NUTS of the Day
Melissa Clarke, like the BLADE RUNNER / WIFE KILLER defied all odds and said to herself “I am tired of busty bitches getting in Page 3 and being Glamour Models”…and she did something about it….and that something was jumping on some Page 3 idol contest that she won….landing her in Page 3 and now in nuts…because like the bionic man running in the olympics….the world is trying to understand how this happened…her A-Cups that I personally love….aren’t supposed to be a Glamour model…save that shit for those ALT Porn sites…but for some reason they are….THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE’VE BUILT OUR EMPIRE ON…..but the people have spoke….so hello Melissa Clarke….how does your dad feel about these pics?
Posted in:Melissa Clarke|NSFW
2013
13
Feb
The Weeknd’s Hot New Video with Titties of the Day
I am all about any music video with naked chicks in it….whether they are hot, gutter, or fat…..or strippers…or models…or actors…or just girls in a club…and whether the song is good, bad, or whatever, I will watch the shit…over and over again…like this was the 90s and this was the Spice Girls first video, where Mel B was all hard nippled the entire time in her green tank top….those were the days….masturbating to MTV….
Either way, this The Weeknd character is getting pretty huge, he’s from Canada, his manager once touched me inappropriately, and the girls in his video are fucking winners across the board…I couldn’t have cast this shit any better….
2013
13
Feb
Titties from Shameless of the Day
As much as I hate Emmy Rossum…I watched this episode of Shameless the other day, not because I like TV shows…or because I support anything in hollywood, but I will say it was refreshing to see a show mock Downs Syndrome, cover topics like tranny children, meth addiction deaths, sucking off the boss and fucking dudes with strap ons….in what was like one big mishmash of inappropriate sleaze….that almost reminded me of my life…a life that I thought would never get on TV….because it was too vulgar….but I guess these hollywood types just do it better…..
And here are some of the tits from that episode…
Emma Greenwell
Galadriel Stineman
Shanola Hampton
2013
13
Feb
Maryna Linchuk amazing Topless Pics in 25 Magazine of the Day
It is very fucking rare that I see a photoshoot that gets me fucking excited, I’ve been in the game a long time, and I am totally desensitized…my threshold of pleasure is a lot darker…and in order for me to be like “WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING” as someone who has no soul, emotions and who never gets impressed or excited…but this is fashion porn…which is my favorite kind of porn…and it’s erotic as shit…like a vintage playboy….and tht’s something I’d always take over throat fucking porn….truth..
Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|NSFW
2013
13
Feb
Kheenah Fossey Topless for Nuts of the Day
My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…
Posted in:Kheenah Fossey|NSFW
2013
13
Feb
Natasha Poly Titties and Other Models for The Last Magazine of the Day
Here’s some tits for fashion and it’s alright…I mean they got all these models on board for their shoot:
Natasha Poly by Maciek Kobielski
Iselin Steiro by Josh Olins
Anja Rubik by Karim Sadli
Joan Smalls by Collier Schorr
Karmen Pedaru by Lachlan Bailey
Liu Wen by Amy Troost
Mariacarla Boscono by Emma Summerton
Constance Jablonski by Roe Ethridge
Nadja Bender by Camilla Akrans
Malgosia Bela by Daniel Jackson
But only one of them pulled through with the nipple, making next to no sense, but I guess one, despite being the loneliest number, is sometimes enough…at least when it involves model nipples….cuz I like girls when they are skinny.
Posted in:Natasha Poly|NSFW
2013
12
Feb
Georgie Darby is Amazing for Interviu Spain of the Day
I don’t know what Interviu Spain is…..but it is pretty safe to assume it is a magazine….and these are pics from their February issue…and it is pretty amazing soft core porn…that they prefer to be marketed as Glamour Model….cuz porn has a negative connotation cuz no one wants to be considered a softcore pornstar…even if she’s showing off her fatty tits….all naked…and perverted like…
I also don’t know who Georgie Darby is, but I do know she’s into showing her tits for money, so I guess that is all I need to know…
Here are those life changing pics…that I am sure her dad is proud of….
Posted in:Georgie Darby.|NSFW