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2013
31
Jan
Katia Ivanova Topless Shoot of the Day
Ronnie Woods’ ex wife…the one who he married at 18 before beating the fuck out of her….at least that was the rumor..
Now, I don’t think beating girls is right…but at the same time, I don’t see it as a real shocker when a russian hooker you’ve been on drug benders with for a while….who is only 18 or 19….and dating your 68 year old ass cuz you’re a huge billionaire rockstar….and can get her exposure steps out of line…cuz she’s a recipe for disaster…sometimes…lessons need to be taught….and things need to be put back in place….and really she came out on top…and probably gets monthly payment…not making it alright…but with him she’d probably be in the gutter somewhere…so whatever…right?
Well, as a billionaires ex wife, she’s making interesting moves….doing topless shoots….like she still matters…and as long she gets topless she still matters.
Posted in:Katia Ivanova|NSFW
2013
31
Jan
Harley Green is New Tits to Zoo of the Day
Harley Green is some new tits for Zoo magazine that I figured I would do a post on to encourage her in her first voyage into the land of international titty model….a place that is sometimes a little scary to fully jump into…especially if you were raised with morals and values and a dad who loved you….a place you never thought you’d be venturing into when you were growing up…cuz showing your titties is slutty and something you do for private time….before realizing that the money is easy, the fame is easy, and the whole thing just makes you better and smarter than girls working regular day jobs…too pussy to bother entering this amazing world…but resenting you for doing it….
Good luck on your journey Harley Green.
Posted in:Harley Green|NSFW
2013
30
Jan
Arabella Drummond is Not Like Other Glamour Models of the Day
I’d like you to look closely at this Arabella Drummond Glamour Model…and tell me…..what she’s missing….at least to be considered an actual Glamour Model…I’ll give you a hint….it’s her tits…she’s got no fucking tits…and she’s chubby….and possibly a dude….but willing to get naked cuz she’s so proud of her semi-feminine body…..she’s like Chaz Bono at the YMCA bathroom now that she can change with dudes….all dick clit in hand…proud of what she’s got….cuz she’s not a broken lesbian anymore…she’s a dude….only the other way around….and you probably like this Arabella girl’s size…don’t worry – it’s not gay if she’s got long hair and make-up on…or as long as her panties stay on…..
Here are the interesting pics…
Posted in:Arabella Drummond|NSFW
2013
30
Jan
Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day
OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…
Posted in:Lucy Collett|NSFW
2013
29
Jan
Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day
Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….
It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….
Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…
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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
29
Jan
Sophie Alexandra Naked for ZOO of the Day
There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….
Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Alexandra
2013
28
Jan
Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi Naked in Shameless of the Day
I don’t watch Shameless….because I am too busy doing more important things like staring at my wife while she sleeps contemplating whether tonight will finally be the night it all ends for her….it’s far more exciting….and aspirational thinking and better for the soul than seeing some drunk deadbeat dad and his slut kids doing white trash things….cuz I live that shit and prefer to not spend my spare time on it….not to mention I don’t have a TV, but I do have the internet and thus access to the good parts….like Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi nude….
Here’s that Emma chick….
Here’s that Stephanie Chick
Posted in:Emma Greenwall|NSFW|Stephanie Fantauzzi
2013
28
Jan
Ellen Hollman Naked for Spartacus of the Day
You may remember Ellen Hollman as Maayke in Malcolm in the Middle….and Melinda Murray in Victorious….and Kate in True Love….and who the fuck cares she’s naked in Spartacus….which is a nice transition from G rated teen shit to R rated TV shit that’s essentially just soft core porn…it’s a litmus test of just how serious and willing a girl is to really make it….
Posted in:Ellen Hollman|NSFW
2013
28
Jan
Kate Moss Bush for LOVE Magazine of the Day
I love Kate Moss….so I am so happy to see that unlike most 40 year old models…she’s still bringing it….and by it I mean her bush..to magazines….and I fucking love bush…under any and all circumstances…it is an essential accessory to the vagina….that girls have lost sight of….it is like a top hat…that makes the vagina a far classier experience…especially in Kate Moss’ case…she needs all the class she can get….even if I see her as an angel sent from heaven…that bush, despite being trimmed and shaved over the last 20 years….has seen some serious shit….those hair follicles are so well traveled and experienced…with some real questionable people….that I just want to know what they smell and taste like….partially for sexual reasons…but mainly for science…
All this to say….welcome back Kate Moss…even though as far as I’m concerned you never went away…
2013
28
Jan
Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day
Cara Delevingne is a hot new model who I assume has been around for a while…but who is really making moves now….unless you consider being in Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, being the face of Burberry, H&M and walking fashion shows for major design houses making moves….which I don’t cuz making moves to me means showing her tits for magazines…I don’t care what ads this 20 year old has been in prior to today….I just care about seeing her tits today…even if tits aren’t that taboo or naughty or even worth freaking out over….I still am old school about this shit and love staring at em….
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW