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2013
06
Feb
Lacey Banghard in Some NUTS Outtakes of the Day
Lacey Banghard has a seriously hard face…rugged like a stripper who managed to escape the sex trade and life as a coked up prostitute by becoming a low level, but big breasted titty model…featured in all the UK magazines, possibly because she works at a discount, or maybe, just maybe cuz her tits are retarded…I mean there’s only so much conversation this gratuitous shit can stir up, it’s tits, I like tits, that’s all there is to it….if we’re looking for a moral in the story like this was a 90s sitcom…it’s girls…if you got tits…use them…they will make you famous…even if you’re not hot….all you need is tits…
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2013
05
Feb
Chanelle Hayes and Rosie Jones Hot for NUTS of the Day
Damn….NUTS UK is officially a softcore porn magazien…all it took was one lick from one chick to a topless to cross that invisible line of titty men’s mag to full on smut…and I love it…
If this was the 60s, this shit would be too hardcore for the newstands, no one would advertise on it, they’d go bankrupt with no place to go….but today…we’re all a bunch of perverts exposed to this greatness and a little titty sucking won’t stop Mercedes for getting on board with them….but from some reason…they won’t get on board with me…and call me a porn site…when all I do is post their ad supported smut…in what makes life almost unfair…but not that unfair cuz I get to stare at pics like this….
Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
02
Feb
The Liberty Ross Nude Pic of the DAy
Liberty Ross posed nude for the recent issue of the LOVE magazine that also feature Kate Moss’ awesome well traveled bush ….the highlight of the issue as far as I’m concerned…butt his Liberty Ross chick took the back seat, as she’s used, by getting nude to show the world what her husband or ex-husband, Rupert Sanders, left behind the night he stuck his dick in Kristen Stewart…..but then again, my portable air conditioner has more sex appeal than inbred Kristen Steward…leading me to think this Liberty Ross was either horrible in bed, or the kind of groupie mom who stops fucking when she gets the kid and retirement plan from Rupert Sanders..
I’d like to thank Jack for sending this in while I was drinking with a couple college girls…along with this insane note…that makes me think he should be drinking in a padded room….he’s a threat to society..
Her nipples are on the better side of perfect and something you could gnaw and bite on while whistling snow white tunes to get her more enraged. This would be a perfect relationship for me. I could pretend I was an angry dwarf and eat her pussy for days!
She was a model before selling her soul to her director ex-husband who cheated her after she made babies with him, possibly cuz her vagina got too loose to enjoy…so assume there are nudes of her out there already but these ones are new – so be excited….
Here’s the pic…
Posted in:Liberty Ross|NSFW
2013
01
Feb
Daisy Watts is Trying to Be Famous the Right Way of the Day
Daisy Watts is apparently a Glamour model, or aspiring Glamour model, with 25,000 twitter followers, some of which may be purchased…and she’s doing this fame game the right way…you know by pumping out smutty pics for the perverts on the internet to fall in love with her….and print up to masturbate on….or to do weird fan art of….cuz that’s what loneliness does to a man….
I figure if ever you have big old tits, posting pics like this, is the way to get ahead….cuz as of today….I now know who Daisy Watts is….she’s on my radar….and also on yours…and it only took 3 pics….
Life lesson learned girls….start snappin’ that snapper.
Posted in:Daisy Watts|NSFW
2013
01
Feb
Holly Peers and Rosie Jones for FRONT’s March Issue of the Day
These girls are built to last….at least for a minute…which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time….even forever….far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls…cuz when you’re 50….the memory of you at your prime…may not be enough for you…or your husband to remember the glory days…get that shit in pictures…cuz you lose it fast….and then send me those pics to save for safe keeping…I’m really good a keeping nudes….
Here are Rosie Jones and Holly Peers looking awesome.
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Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
31
Jan
Katia Ivanova Topless Shoot of the Day
Ronnie Woods’ ex wife…the one who he married at 18 before beating the fuck out of her….at least that was the rumor..
Now, I don’t think beating girls is right…but at the same time, I don’t see it as a real shocker when a russian hooker you’ve been on drug benders with for a while….who is only 18 or 19….and dating your 68 year old ass cuz you’re a huge billionaire rockstar….and can get her exposure steps out of line…cuz she’s a recipe for disaster…sometimes…lessons need to be taught….and things need to be put back in place….and really she came out on top…and probably gets monthly payment…not making it alright…but with him she’d probably be in the gutter somewhere…so whatever…right?
Well, as a billionaires ex wife, she’s making interesting moves….doing topless shoots….like she still matters…and as long she gets topless she still matters.
Posted in:Katia Ivanova|NSFW
2013
31
Jan
Harley Green is New Tits to Zoo of the Day
Harley Green is some new tits for Zoo magazine that I figured I would do a post on to encourage her in her first voyage into the land of international titty model….a place that is sometimes a little scary to fully jump into…especially if you were raised with morals and values and a dad who loved you….a place you never thought you’d be venturing into when you were growing up…cuz showing your titties is slutty and something you do for private time….before realizing that the money is easy, the fame is easy, and the whole thing just makes you better and smarter than girls working regular day jobs…too pussy to bother entering this amazing world…but resenting you for doing it….
Good luck on your journey Harley Green.
Posted in:Harley Green|NSFW
2013
30
Jan
Arabella Drummond is Not Like Other Glamour Models of the Day
I’d like you to look closely at this Arabella Drummond Glamour Model…and tell me…..what she’s missing….at least to be considered an actual Glamour Model…I’ll give you a hint….it’s her tits…she’s got no fucking tits…and she’s chubby….and possibly a dude….but willing to get naked cuz she’s so proud of her semi-feminine body…..she’s like Chaz Bono at the YMCA bathroom now that she can change with dudes….all dick clit in hand…proud of what she’s got….cuz she’s not a broken lesbian anymore…she’s a dude….only the other way around….and you probably like this Arabella girl’s size…don’t worry – it’s not gay if she’s got long hair and make-up on…or as long as her panties stay on…..
Here are the interesting pics…
Posted in:Arabella Drummond|NSFW
2013
30
Jan
Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day
OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…
Posted in:Lucy Collett|NSFW
2013
29
Jan
Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day
Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….
It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….
Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…
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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones