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2013
24
Jan
Tits for Fashion in French Revue de Modes of the Day
I have no idea who these models are….or even what the French Revue de Modes is…I just know they have an awesome scam going…because they get this “high fashion” models…or aspiring models…to get topless…for a shoot very few people will ever see because how big could the French Revue de Modes be…so they are pretty much like porn stars doing their first anal scene without building any hype up around them…but I guess it is a dog eat dog world….a rat race…where if you don’t do the anal scene someone equally hot will beat you to it…only the titty fashion model version….
Here are the pics….to pump some undercover smut presented as culture.
Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION
2013
24
Jan
Beth Humphreys For Nuts of the Day
It is hard to believe that it was just 6 months ago when Beth Humphreys was doing this shoot for Jizz Mag…
Look at her now….she’s climbed the ranks of low level big titty modeling…and has mad it to the top of the scene….showing those crazy tits for NUTS….making me think that either she’s got a lot of talent…and in this case big natural tits she’s willing to show off…or maybe that getting to the top of the Glamour model scene is really not all that hard to pull off….because the mags always want new tits to showcase…and the UK only has 3 hot chicks in it….
I would say she slept her way to this NUTS photoshoot, but that’s a given…and really why bother analyzing this shit…it is pretty straight forward….and it’s lovely….new big titty blood even though she looks like she’s about 5 foot stumpy legs.
Posted in:Beth Humphreys|NSFW
2013
23
Jan
Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day
Her name is Gwendoline Christie …she’s 6 foot 3….she plays Brienne in “The Game of Thrones”…I have never heard of her….I have never watched the show…but I have seen her nudes and it’s some kind of weirdness that you may find erotic….because porn is getting boring for you…and you’ve seen all the regular looking girls you can handle naked….so you might as well jump on this really large and interesting looking thing sexually…because it’s better and more legal than a lot of your other weird fetish options….
No idea where this freakshow pics are from…but at least she’s got a vagina….because based on her size…that was a little up in the air….
All this to say…she looks like her name would be Gwendoline….
Posted in:Gwendoline Christie|NSFW
2013
23
Jan
Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day
Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn…As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex….
Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens….
Hey,
I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site :))
would this be possible?.
xxx Shana
Amazing…..
Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness…
So I got them in
stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened….
Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening…
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Posted in:drunkensweatshop|Lane Sisters|NSFW|stepEXCLUSIVE
2013
23
Jan
Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day
There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous….
So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated…..
Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….
Posted in:Laura Hollyman|NSFW
2013
22
Jan
Lacey Banghard in some Topless Zoo Photos of the Day
Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2013
22
Jan
Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day
Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….
I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying….
The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…
Posted in:Juno Temple|NSFW
2013
22
Jan
This Week’s Shameless Nudity of the Day
I love the storyline of Shameless…I don’t watch the show…it bores me…but the idea of a dead beat drunk dad with annoying kids who fuck and get naked….speaks to me….in fact I should be writing this show…..
I also think William H Macy is less annoying than most actors….but I hate this Emmy Rossum clown….who was a nobody until her agent got her this gig…and now she’s all snobby and thinks she an actual celebrity or a premiere actor…to justify getting naked on some cable show….you know because no one, not even porn chicks like to admit they are talentless hacks who just get airtime cuz they fuck on camera…
That said…here are two of the nude scenes from this weeks show…in a feature I call HBOobs….the boobs on the boobtube that has become boobs LCD screen…..thanks to modern technology cable, piracy and streaming…..
Emmy Rossum….with her riveting performance…..such a rich storyline….
Emma Greenwell…who I have never heard of but don’t mind watching bend over….
2013
21
Jan
Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy
So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…
All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….
Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.
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Posted in:Katie Price|NSFW
2013
21
Jan
If Jenna Jameson has a Nip Slip Does it Matter? of the Day
Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids….
Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick.
But I’ll post it anyway…..
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Posted in:Jenna Jameson|NSFW