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2013
22
Jan
This Week’s Shameless Nudity of the Day
I love the storyline of Shameless…I don’t watch the show…it bores me…but the idea of a dead beat drunk dad with annoying kids who fuck and get naked….speaks to me….in fact I should be writing this show…..
I also think William H Macy is less annoying than most actors….but I hate this Emmy Rossum clown….who was a nobody until her agent got her this gig…and now she’s all snobby and thinks she an actual celebrity or a premiere actor…to justify getting naked on some cable show….you know because no one, not even porn chicks like to admit they are talentless hacks who just get airtime cuz they fuck on camera…
That said…here are two of the nude scenes from this weeks show…in a feature I call HBOobs….the boobs on the boobtube that has become boobs LCD screen…..thanks to modern technology cable, piracy and streaming…..
Emmy Rossum….with her riveting performance…..such a rich storyline….
Emma Greenwell…who I have never heard of but don’t mind watching bend over….
2013
21
Jan
Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy
So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…
All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….
Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.
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Posted in:Katie Price|NSFW
2013
21
Jan
If Jenna Jameson has a Nip Slip Does it Matter? of the Day
Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids….
Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick.
But I’ll post it anyway…..
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Posted in:Jenna Jameson|NSFW
2013
21
Jan
Samantha Gradoville Nude Modeling of the Day
Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.
Posted in:NSFW|Samantha Gradoville
2013
21
Jan
Elsa Hosk Topless Shoot of the Day
It’s Martin Luther King day or some other long weekend bullshit in America…and you should have taken advantage of it and gone south like some kind of rich jetsetter who isn’t sitting on a mountain of debt…with a pile of bills you can’t afford headed your way….or the need to buy a new car to get to your shitty job that barely keeps you afloat….or a need to save money for a new roof cuz that leak is starting to give your kid pneumonia…..you know cuz winter is the fucking worst….and the beach is the best…and sometimes throwing all your responsibilities aside and telling your wife you’re going out to get milk only to never return is the best option to allow you to be the man you want to be….free….
Well, for those of us stuck in the snow, I figured this Victoria’s Secret model….from Sweden topless in some random summery shoot was better to stare at than the harsh reality that our lives suck…especially on a long weekend….in the middle of winter…when we’d all rather be staring at bikini tits….
No idea when this shoot is from….but it doesn’t matter….
2013
18
Jan
Rachel Korine Topless in Spring Breakers of the Day
Rachel Korine is Harmony Korine’s 26 year old wife….who has been in pretty much nothing….but is now the set of shitty tits in Spring Breakers, despite being too old to be a Spring Breaker, but not to old to lure a creepy filmmaker into marriage….you know being the young pussy that allowed him to re-connect with the youth in some pop tart version of his original movies of the 90s….and I’m not a Harmony Korine hater…I think his shit is semi interesting…even if sensationalized and obvious twisted….not from the mind of a real creep or freak…but of someone who wants to be one…cuz real creeps and freaks don’t get movie companies to feed him millions of dollars to make the latest Selena Gomez titles…but fake freaks is good enough for Hollywood…where everything is fake…especially the tits…except Rachel Korine’s tits…that would be better if they were….
Posted in:NSFW|Rachel Korine
2013
18
Jan
Lady Gaga Signs a Fan’s Tit of the Day
Lady Gaga signed a fan’s tit…in what was probably a staged situation to show the world just how wild and crazy she is….that’s her play….because exposed tits are crazy in America…and Lady Gaga embodies all things wild and crazy…cuz she’s an artist who I assume has a ridiculous team of people planning this…brainwashing insecure youth and making everyone money….
That said, I once made a professional figure skate sign my tits…in what I thought was a funny drunken joke at a bar….and that he thought was funny to…and that backfired when he tried sucking them….
Who cares..I’m only posting this cuz of the tits…tits that probably look better without Gaga in the pic….
2013
18
Jan
Agyness Deyn for Interview Magazine of the Day
I didn’t know that Interview Magazine was a 70s erotica magazine….where they pose their girls like they were in Playboy….I thought shit was about the interviews…not about masturbation material….but I guess they are just people who mastered the whole “fashion nipples” aren’t “porn nipples”….so that mainstream advertisers buy into their shit cuz it is cool – while I get labeled a porn site for posting their advertising funded nipples….when trying to get Mercedes to advertise here….
Either way, I appreciate nipples…whether they are fashion nipples or porn nipples or even everyday girl nipples…
So here are the pics…
Posted in:Agyness Deyn|NSFW
2013
18
Jan
Jourdan Dunn Hot Ass for Vogue Spain of the Day
Jourdan Dunn is a black british model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Oprah had she not been molested and turend to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…they don’t all look the same.
None of that is the point of this post…the point of this post is that she’s showing off her awesome ass and titties for fashion…cuz fashion is actually code of softcore porn…
She makes me wish black girls liked me…but I guess I fail whenever I bring up Oprah, Slavery, tap dancing, watermelon….or all other ignorant shit….when in reality she’s probably more white than me…
Posted in:Jourdan Dunn|NSFW
2013
18
Jan
India Reynolds, Lauren Goodger & Lacey Banghard for NUTS of the Day
OMG This Glamour Model Shoot is so fucking different than all other Glamour Model shoots I’ve seen over the last decade….it’s like they are so creative with what they do with these photos….always so different….and pretty much throw me off every time…never the same…always different….cuz there is so much you can do with big old tits….I usually like to start with sucking them….
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Posted in:India Reynolds|Lacey Banghard|Lauren Goodger|NSFW