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2013
15
Jan
Mariana Braga Hot for GQ Italy of the Day
Mariana Braga is some model…showing some tits…that she’s shown before….in this ad camapign…
But today…today she’s re-invented herself…She’s done a complete 180….totally changing out her strategy a year and a half later…cuz that who showing her tits in an ad got her no where….so now she’s showing her tit…in a totally different light….by showing her tits in GQ Italy photoshoot and it is lovely…
Posted in:Mariana Braga|NSFW
2013
15
Jan
Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts Outtakes of the Day
Glamour Model, a job title these girls gave themselves because it sounded better on a mortgage application and car lease and bank loan form than “I show my tits for money in magazines”….Rosie Jones…is in NUTS UK again…because they own her….or at least a percentage of her…cuz you know they aren’t makinbg a celebrity out of her tits for free…but what does that really matter….what matters is that they dig through the piles of attention seeking, daddy issue, busty girls and find the gold…cuz let’s face it…this Rosie Jones character…is gold…or at least in terms of girls who show her tits for money in magazines…..cuz I’m sure there are many hotter girls with a stronger moral foundation….who you may not want to jerk off to her tits in magazines….but you may want to impregnate and bring to your overbearing mother….or many hotter girls that cater more to my needs and live in a ditch and suck dick for 5 dollars…this one’s just too damn fancy.
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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
15
Jan
Weirdest Viral Video in the History of Viral Videos of the Day
The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it.
It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me….
It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen….
There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work…
I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted.
It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny.
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2013
14
Jan
Emily Ratajkowski Doing More Photoshoots Naked of the Day
Photographer Jonathan Leder has tempted the girl I love with all my heart even though we’ve never met…but who I know is my soul mate…cuz why else would I want to be inside her so bad……to model nude…and normally I’d be mad about a homie doing that to me…you know getting the one girl who has made me believe in the institution of marriage and lifelong commitment…but the truth is that I need him to take pics like this…otherwise I don’t get to see her naked…you know since we’ve never met….
She’s the future…and already getting naked…I expect great things for her…especially since she’s young and lovely….with one of the best bodies in history….but unfortunatley for her…those great things involve raising my children….
She’s the best.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
14
Jan
Nicole Neal Naked and Amazing for Front UK of the Day
Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do….
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Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2013
11
Jan
Academy Award Boobs of the Day
Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.
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Posted in:Academy Awards|NSFW
2013
11
Jan
Sabine Jemeljanova For Loaded Magazine of the Day
Sabine Jemeljanova is lovely, classy girl with a bright future ahead of her…I hear she’s in her final year of her Doctorate…and that she plans on changing the fucking world….to make it a better place…and that she’s just using this nude modeling shit….to make the masturbation fantasies of a bunch of UK old pervs who still buy magazines….a better place….to finance her education…and thus her career…for a better tomorrow…and by doctorate…I mean high school drop out who realized “shit, I have tits, and they make me money, fun, where’s the VIP room?”….cuz these Glamour models are nothing more than strippers…and that’s what I like about them…what I don’t like about them is that they don’t dive into porn and fuck on camera…cuz they think they are above it…when really…they are doing exactly the same fucking thing as pornstars….fame the easy way…
Who cares, look at her tits…
Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova
2013
10
Jan
Emily Ratajkowski Hot Nude Shoot of the Day
Emily Ratajkowski hates me and rejects all my offers to marry her and show her a good life in my one room basement apartment with no heat….that I share with my obese wife….
I was willing to share my everything with her….even my last bottle of bourbon….while we sit in the cold…singing love songs and gazing into each other’s eyes…as my obese wife snores and struggles to breathe with her apnea…
Unfortunately for me, she was having none of that…but that just means I need to put in more work…to make her a believer…because true love like this is not something you let slip away…it is something you slip inside and snuggle up next to….
That said, love and romance aside, she is the future, she is what Kate Upton was supposed to be….a natural and amazing body….that people should be celebrating…cuz it deserves to be celebrated….especially since beneath that lovely skin….and phyical perfection
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
10
Jan
Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day
I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty…
Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world…
My kind of girl..
Posted in:Hannah Elizabeth|NSFW
2013
09
Jan
Alice Goodwin Topless for Zoo of the Day
Alice Goodwin is a Glamour model who is so fucking important that she’s got her own wikipedia page…a wikipedia page that reads like a short novel of accomplishments…you know one her uneducated ass could probably understand if it was in front of her…and she could see past her tits…a problem all girls should have when it comes to reading…or really doing anything…”Sorry sir, by tits are in the way, I can’t do my homework, but I can show you my dance moves”…..cuz ultimately, she’s accomplished nothing but nude pics in a bunch of UK magazines….which I guess is more than I can say for myself…and not to mention taking your shirt off is the easiest kind of work…I do it for free at least once a month on shower day and I’ll tell you if I was offered 100 dollars an hour to do it…I would…so I guess in a lot of ways…me and this Alice Goodwin are the fucking same…..
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