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2012
26
Dec
Elsa Hosk Random Titty Photoshoot of the Day
I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people.
If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years….
If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…
2012
21
Dec
Amii Grove’s Tits for Page 3 Do X-Mas of the Day
Nothing says baby jesus was born this day, even though science says he wasn’t born this day, like a set of UK tits.
I don’t think Amii Grove matters, and not because nothing matters, but because all these stripper chicks are interchangeable and bring hope that there will never be a shortage of women to show their tits in pictures…and that to me brings hope for a better tomorrow – even with all this Doomsday bullshit…designed to stimulate the economy…
What it comes down to is that we’re all a bunch of suckers, who just want to suck on tits…..
Here’s Amii Grove.
Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW
2012
19
Dec
Claudia Galanti Actually Topless on the Beach of the Day
Claudia Galanti is awesome……I’ve been posting on her BIKINI ESCAPADES for a little while…but that doesn’t mean I know anything about her other than that she’s got a rockin’ fucking body…and I guess that’s really all that matters when it comes to 99% of women and the half naked pics we look at of them….because there’s no personality, intellegence, good conversation, or chemistry required to get down to pics of a bitch you’ll never meet but probably want to meet cuz hookers are fun….especially when they look like this…even if her nipple’s a little weird lookin’…cuz no one is perfect….even if their asses are…
All this to say…. least she’s showing nipple…..
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Posted in:Claudia Galanti|NSFW
2012
19
Dec
Edelle Notte Irish Glamour Model Tits of the Day
I figure…why not give some exposure to some international tits from Ireland….Cuz here at Drunkenstepfather, it doesn’t matter where you’re from, we endorse all international sluts willing to expose tits for pay….cuz it’s a better option than stripping….or because it makes their stripping more lucrative cuz now they are published tits…cuz lets face it…posing topless for free in a magazine one time for exposure…hoping it leads to bigger things…like a soccer playing husband is hardly good enough to pay rent…and bitch only has one real skill set…..and that’s them tits…
Happy St Patrick’s Day in Decemeber…get me some Guinness…some Edelle….with an E people….not with an over-eating disorder and hit album….even those this Edelle is not even hot…if anything that face is scary….pics anyway…you know cuz I guess the people at Zoo needed to find someone and asked the first titty dancer they saw…clearly while drunk…
Posted in:Edelle Notte|NSFW
2012
18
Dec
Kitty Lea 2013 Calendar of the Day
Kitty Lea is a Glamour Model….and these are the pics from her 2013 Calendar that reminds us who the Glamour Model demographic is actually designed for….mechanics and blue collar workers who grace the strip clubs…the kind of guy who doesn’t use a smart phone or computers…but who has that basic instinct of “look at them there tits, they are big, my toothless fat wife doesn’t look like this naked”….
It is the simple minded people who inspired those trashy babe posters you saw in every garage back in the 90s, the “rear admiral” pics of ass style shit they sold at the record store….you know what I’m saying….and that is that Calendars are a shitty fucking gift, they are useless, and most importantly….they showcase tits….making them perfect for me…because I am a simple minded unemployed blue collar piece of trash who likes looking at tits that aren’t my wife’s….and I assume you are too.
2012
18
Dec
Sophie Lie is Still Modeling Naked of the Day
Sophie Lie is some tall, relatively hot model, who tried the low level celebrity groupie sex route to become a household name, before realizing that no one cares about Josh Hartnett, he existed for a minute…and that minute was a few hours ago, if you know what I mean…
Funny thing is that I have a Josh Hartnett story from a few years ago, when he was filming a movie in Montreal, a girl I know went on a date with him, and all he was talking about for over an hour was his hair and whether she liked it better now than in a previous movie….sounds like he’s lots of fun to hang with…
So now that she’s broken up with him, I guess she’s on the only mission she knows how to get noticed, since plan one, dating someone who was in movies didn’t work, and she didn’t get knocked up, so now it’s down to getting naked…and guess what…I’m noticing…cuz naked girls are the best….
Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Lie
2012
17
Dec
Paz de la Huerta for Playboy of the Day
PLAYBOY MADE ME REMOVE THE PICTURES CUZ THEY ARE MEAN
January / February 2013’s star of the fucking show over at Playboy..is my favorite pig dragged out of the gutter…Paz de la Huerta….
These pics are amazing…especially considering there’s a full on pussy shot, which is so unlike playboy, but I guess is Playboy’s answer to trying to stay relevant in a desensitized world, further proving why they went broke, and lost relevance, and that Hefner has lost his mind, see cuz there was a time when playboy was a magical place for girls you never saw nude get nude….while Paz de la Huerta is some drugged out party slut, who is always nude…kinda making this less exciting for anyone who isn’t a Paz de la Heurta fan…something I can’t imagine actually exists…cuz she’s amazing…
PLAYBOY MADE ME REMOVE THE PICTURES CUZ THEY ARE MEAN
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Posted in:NSFW|Paz de la Huerta
2012
17
Dec
Aline Weber’s Naked of the Day
Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….and who was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but who is probably known for her high fashion modeling….that was until today…where she got completely naked for some fashion magazine and these are the pics…
You see there’s this fine line between porn actress and high fashion model…that high fashion models probably don’t see…since they aren’t sucking dick in pictures…but the truth is that if Calvin Klien said to them that they have Terry Richardson shooting this new concept for his underwear involving dicks in mouth….the fashion models would be all over that….cuz it was presented to them amongst art and luxury….because the fact is…a girl who gets naked for anyone….in exchange for anything…is essentailly a whore…and I support that.
Here are the pics…
Posted in:Aline Weber|NSFW
2012
17
Dec
Victoria Silvstedt’s Titty Lingerie Pics of the Day
Victoria Silvstedt is one of my enemies…not because I actual care to hate her…but because I am forced to hate her simply based on the fact that she came after me with lawyers 5 years ago…all because I posted pictures of her getting eaten out by her billionaire boyfriend, who is a married shipping tycoon from Greece, who she is a prostitute for….you know a toy that his wife lets him have, because lets face it, he brings her the good life, and like most billionaire wives, she probably hates the motherfucker, and just wants him out of the house she she can do what she wants to do…leaving Victoria Silvstedt the angry hooker he will never leave his wife for, the objectified pushing 40, Playboy Playmate from 1992, with daddy issues that lead to stupid fake tits, she tried to make a living out of, but that no one really cared about, not even the one man she wants more than just a paycheck from….
But I can put our differences aside to stare at her in see through lingerie, even if these must be from a decade ago, as chick is old as fuck now, they could very well be from last week, thanks to her being a fucking fembot who never fucking ages…..either way here are the pics….cuz there are fake tits in it…and that’s good enough for me even if everything about her is garbage….
Posted in:NSFW|Victoria Silvstedt
2012
13
Dec
Staci Ann is a New Glamour Model You’ll Like of the Day
Staci Ann has pretty much no social media presence, no Wikipedia page, not even a ModelMayhem account, so I think it’s safe to say she’s as fresh as a busty girl willing to get naked is, you know cuz showing up to these auditions isn’t just some random “maybe I’ll pose naked today”…it’s more a long the lines of, I fuck for free, everyone loves my tits when I pull them out at parties, I hate working, I can’t be a stripper cuz Mumzy will be ashamed, but I can be an international Glamour model, cuz that comes with a certain level of celebrity, credibility, and makes my whoring out seem like an actual career…..and after looking at the pics…I’m pretty glad that happened. Staci Ann may be the future…I’ve already written my vows to her.
