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2013

09

Jan

Danielle Sharp Does the Topless 360

Danielle Sharp is some busty UK Glamour model doing one of the most genius concepts in Glamour Model content production….and that is the 360 degree turn…you know so we can all see her from every single possible angle she has to offer…putting herself out there like some slab of meat…in what a creative team of PhDs, doctors, engineers and the worlds best minds probably came together to come up with this concept…”Ok…so we’ll shoot her in 40 pics…each pic a different shot of her turning in a circle…so we can animate it and people can think she’s doing ballet in front of them….you know cuz shooting her from the front and back isn’t enough”….I’m talking some Nobel Prize winning Pulitzer shit….allowing me to see that she is in fact a sex doll I want to purchase…because she gets it…look at all of me….that’s all we fucking care about when it comes to her….the only sad thing in this is that they didn’t make her touch her toes.

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2013

09

Jan

Lacey Banghard Topless for Page 3 of the Day


Lacey Banghard, I love what you’ve done with your hair…

Creepy…But not as creepy as the fact that I know who Lacey Banghard, you see as some low level Glamour model with awesome tits who gets naked for money…like some kind of stripper…in magazines I don’t read….the fact that I know who she is…but more important how she normally wears her hair is totally unsettling…but I guess awesome tits that you broadcast is as good a reason as any to know a bitch exists…I mean why else do we know these lovely ladies…cuz of their talent, their ability to sing, whatever…their naked tits are far more important than any of that other bullshit….Lacey Banghard, like her name states, cuts straight to the fucking point….I’m a fan.


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2013

09

Jan

Anne V Nude in Some Photoshoot of the Day


I have a feeling I have posted these pictures of Anne V before…because….they look familiar….but then again naked models have been happening for decades and the photographers can really only be so creative..that when you are drunk they all kinda melt into one another…and that’s why I’m posting these today…you see cuz ultimately, it doesn’t matter when they were taken…what matters is that they were taken….

Now I know what you are thinking, Anne V ruined herself by having sex with Adam Levine from Maroon 5…and I agree that I look at those tits differently now than when they are in a push up bra and on the runway…knowing that he sucked on them like a little homeless baby looking for supper….all eager and excited…he probably also came in her ass, on her face and violated her in ways she doesn’t even realize…a rape victim who doesn’t know she was fucking raped…kinda thing cuz brainwashing is the only thing that will allow us to forgive her for getting up on those moves like jagger like some kind of fucking groupie..

Either, way stare at her tits….

Posted in:Anne V|NSFW

2013

08

Jan

Charlie Sheen’s Porn GFs First Time Nude of the Day


I never get excited about pornstars posting nude pics…because google allows me to see them doing all kinds of fucking shit that is far dirtier than getting naked…even if those nude pics are from their first time on camera…prior to falling into that slippery devil’s world that is pornography….

It all happened in 006 in Oklahoma when Girls Gone Wild invited her into their bus, she was 18 and she got naked and masturbated with a dildo…and realized “shit, this is my calling, my career, what I am supposed to do….my calling…god’s way….what he wanted for me when he didn’t give me a dad….”….easy money….some fame and a lot of male attention to fill her void…it was way better than finishing her OSU Psych degree she was n the 2nd year of….

I had never heard of Georgia Jones before today…because porn girls annoy me…especially on TWITTER …because they think they are important and famous and successful…when they are just gutter hookers with behavioral issues…who depress me….

I prefer my naked chicks to not be so damaged….

But the story is…she’s dating Charlie Sheen in what I can imagine is a wholesome, sane, exclusive, romantic, love filled relationship from hell….

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Posted in:Georgia Jones|NSFW

2013

03

Jan

Lily Cole Topless Shoot of the Day

I am standing by my statements about Lily Cole the other day ….she can get as topless as she wants….I mean FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2012

28

Dec

Debora Nascimento for GQ Brazil of the Day

Debora Nascimento is a Brazilian Model and actress…who has done very little in America…and in fact very little in Brazil…and you have probably never heard of her cuz she keeps shit local….She did have a stint in the Incredible Hulk, apparently, and after looking her up I found this nude scene of hers, where she showed off her awesome body and her lovely Brazilian…a Brazilian with a Brazilan…imagine that…

Well, it turns out that she’s in the January issue of GQ Brazil…you know in keeping things local…and these are the pics….now that I’ve seen her nudes and have fallen in love with her exotic…in a “I’d love to fuck her and introduce her to my mother as my sex slave using me for citizenship”….wife.

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2012

26

Dec

Hana Nitsche Nude Modeling of the Day

Hana Nitsche is some Russell Simmons hooker…and people are talking about her like she matters…because people are obviously bored as fuck and have nothing going on in their own lives….where they distract themselves with nonsense….low level nonsense because who Russell Simmons puts his penis inside…because sure he’s a billionaire and active on twitter…but ultimately, he doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world and thus his harem of hookers, or the fact that they all spend Christmas together…shouldn’t be headlines on gossip blogs….or matter either…cuz hookers do what they are told if you are paying

His latest hooker in her 20s, the one who replaced so many other hookers in her 20s, is out on the beach in St Barts with him and his ex hooker, the hooker smart enough to get knocked up by him, and the real story in that is that she was a nude model…and here are the pics…

Here are some pics of her he put on twitter – proving she’s not a hooker….

Here are the pics…

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2012

26

Dec

Elsa Hosk Random Titty Photoshoot of the Day


I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people.

If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years….

If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…

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2012

21

Dec

Amii Grove’s Tits for Page 3 Do X-Mas of the Day

Nothing says baby jesus was born this day, even though science says he wasn’t born this day, like a set of UK tits.

I don’t think Amii Grove matters, and not because nothing matters, but because all these stripper chicks are interchangeable and bring hope that there will never be a shortage of women to show their tits in pictures…and that to me brings hope for a better tomorrow – even with all this Doomsday bullshit…designed to stimulate the economy…

What it comes down to is that we’re all a bunch of suckers, who just want to suck on tits…..

Here’s Amii Grove.

Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW

2012

19

Dec

Claudia Galanti Actually Topless on the Beach of the Day


Claudia Galanti is awesome……I’ve been posting on her BIKINI ESCAPADES for a little while…but that doesn’t mean I know anything about her other than that she’s got a rockin’ fucking body…and I guess that’s really all that matters when it comes to 99% of women and the half naked pics we look at of them….because there’s no personality, intellegence, good conversation, or chemistry required to get down to pics of a bitch you’ll never meet but probably want to meet cuz hookers are fun….especially when they look like this…even if her nipple’s a little weird lookin’…cuz no one is perfect….even if their asses are…

All this to say…. least she’s showing nipple…..


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