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2012
04
Dec
Kristy Goretskaya & Jessica Dykstra FOR GQ ITALY of the Day
I’ve never heard of either Kristy Goretskaya or Jessica Dykstra…but upton doing some really low level, lazy research, I have found out some really fascinating information about one of them…Jessica Dykstra….who is from Miami…has a Dutch father and Cuban mother…has done a ton of low level modeling…and is starting to pop up in european magazines like GQ Italy…where she gets topless…because everywhere but America….magazines have nudity and aren’t considered porn…see cuzmodels everywhere…including America…are totally down with being shot nude…but the land of the free and the home of the brave can’t have that …it is not Christian….so thank god for willing girls…trying to get through life without actually working and the Euro fashion mags that take pics of them…cuz these girls are awesome.
Posted in:Jessica Dykstra|Kristy Goretskaya|NSFW
2012
03
Dec
Leslie Mann Topless in This is 40 of the Day
Judd Apatow’s wife….who is also in all of Judd Apatow produced movies….because that’s the benefit of being married to a director and producer…you know cuz if he’s gonna be paying his lead 5 million dollars…it might as well go to their vacation fund…kinda thing….
I’ve never found her hot….or really deserving of her fame…I just figured the fucking the director thing made sense…you know something Lohan and the other low levels need to do to get work….and I don’t really care about seeing her 40 year old mom of two nipple Judd Apatow jerks off on….
But it happened…and I’m reporting it…I am a hero like that…
Posted in:Leslie Mann|NSFW
2012
03
Dec
Alicia Kuczman Nipple for L’Officiel Brazil of the Day
Alicia Kuczman is a Brazilin model…doing the modeling thing…by posing for fashion magazines and showing some tit…the way we like it…the way their Catholic grandmother’s probably don’t like it….you know pumping out smut harder than it was Two and a Half Men….for men to masturbate to…like it was porno…just cuz it is disguised as fashion….
Where I am from…nude modeling, or having pics of your tits taken, under any and all circumstances….is the fucking same kind of awesome….fashion, porn, accidental, revenge sites, paying her way through college, or old lady living a dream…who fucking cares the reason…just show me your fucking tits….
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Posted in:Alicia Kuczman|NSFW
2012
03
Dec
Titties in S Moda of the Day
I don’t know shit about much…especially not fashion, but I do know that some magazine called S Moda put out these awesome pics of some unknown models a couple of weeks ago…and there is titty in it….in what would be deemed a pornographic shoot if I had shot it…on my iphone…in my basement…with some street hookers in exchange for crack…but for fashion…it’s fucking celebrated…it is the gateway drug to convince girls to get naked…when otherwise…they never would…you know taking girls from a good home…and bringing them down to the street level hooker level…but with more champagne and glam….and that’s a pretty awesome place to be…
Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION
2012
30
Nov
Nicole Bahls Nipple on the Beach of the Day
I don’t know who Nicole Bahls is…but I know this is her second time on the beach in a bikini SHOWING OFF HER NIPPLE like it was uninternetion…when the fact that anyone is actually taking pics of her…is pretty fucking intentional..especially when they manage this up close and personal shots…almost like they are being paid to expose her properly in a good old fashion staged nipple slip…
It was more fun when it was starlets but now it’s just hookers you’d expect to see sucking dick on the internet ….we’re all so desensitized…is nothing sacred enough to be upset when the pics leak anymore…
The world is a pile of gutter trash.
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Posted in:Nicole Bahls|NSFW
2012
30
Nov
India Reynolds Nude Outtakes of the Day
I know these Glamour models don’t matter in any fucking way at all…I know that they are relativley insignificant…I know that posting them is just encouraging them to be lazy and rely on posing topless until it is too late…and I know that’s exactly why I do it…I don’t care what they do, or who they are…I just wanna stare at their tits…and luckily, someone who isn’t me is paying them to do just that…It must be the Holiday Season…cuz Santa Claus is coming…no wait that’s me….Ewww.
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2012
30
Nov
Jana Knauerová and Ania K Titties for Elle Mexico End of the World Photoshoot of the Day
Elle Mexico is pushing this apocalypse topless shoot with models Jana Knauerová and Ania K who I have never heard of but will assume are from some illegal model trade that got them out of war torn eastern Europe..cuz that’s what I assume about all these double agents…it makes masturbating to their pics that lack spread asshole more interesting….
Typical Mexico behavior to lay claim to the Mayans and their calendar…featuring their “end of the world” Fox News doesn’t want you to believe in possibly the least apocalyptic way…but at least they tried…this shit is like being on dinner at a 2 star all inclusive resort in Cancun….not very good but still filled with tits…
So I support their effort…like I support their using real sugar in Coca Cola….and their Volkswagen manufacturing…cuz the Mexicans do German engineering like they do Apocalyptic photoshoots…
That said, I am half Mexican…ready for the apocalypse and hope it involves half naked or fully naked women…
Posted in:Ania K|Jana Knauerová|NSFW
2012
29
Nov
Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day
I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.
Posted in:Kate Moss|Naomi Campbell|NSFW
2012
28
Nov
Alyssa Miller Titties For Turkish Harpers Bazaar of the Day
What were you doing July 4, 1989? It was the day my soul mate I’ve never met but figure she’s my soul mate cuz telling girls they are your soul mate usually tricks them into thinking you actually believe in your love for them….and they find that refreshing after all their failed relationships…you know to find someone so committed….and in turn that makes them want sex from you…
Her name is Alyssa Miller….she’s an SI model…she’s a babe…now she’s topless for Turkey…and I’m not talking Thanksgiving…I’m talking the arab country that’s more liberal than america is when it comes to tits….
Either way…she’s an all american vagina I want to experience in mouth, hand and penis.
Posted in:Alyssa Miller|NSFW
2012
28
Nov
Laura O’Neall Topless for Nero Homme of the Day
Laura O’Neall is a no name model…with no name model drive to one day be a known model….even though no name models still make a good living…it is the notoriety they seek….notoriety that comes in the form of pretty much shooting softcore porn…but pretending it is fashion so that the advertisers don’t catch onto the fact that it is softcore porn…and really any girl willing to do softcore porn…is a friend of fucking mine…even if I’ve never met them…or followed them home after work to camp out on their fire escape in hopes of watching them shower…as I do with most my friends….
Here are the pics for some magazine called Nero Homme
Posted in:Laura O'Neall|NSFW