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2012
13
Dec
Lucy Collett Polka Dot Bikini of the Day
The quality of girls the UK seem to celebrate, just cuz they are willing to get naked…or topless…is totally fucking questionable…reminding me that annyone with that kind of accent and dainty demeanor is probably the poofter you’d expect them to be….one that must keep up appearances, because being British is very regal and there’s a certain class you must exude, one that Amy Winehouse showed the world, god bless her soul….making the average Poofter -Prince Charles themeselves and just stick to trannys cuz it’s more decent….so looking at this Page 3 pig…just confirms that theory I’ve been working on the last 4 mintues…and here are her tits…
Posted in:Lucy Collett|NSFW
2012
12
Dec
Leah Francis Naked for Zoo Magazine of the Day
She’s not all that hot, but she is naked….and I guess that makes her relevant to perverts like me….even if the typical busty and voluptuous isn’t really my thing, I like my busty girls to be skinny, you know making their tits a mystery or blessing for nature, making me wonder how such a miracle happened, you know like they were my version of the Christ child, ready to be worshipped by my dick…when the girl is built like this…the big fake tits are just kind of a given…not all that impressive, but like all low level Glamour Models who are better suited as strippers, I’m totally down with staring, cuz naked chicks are fun….even when they are fat.
Posted in:Leah Francis|NSFW
2012
11
Dec
Sophia Lie Nude Modeling of the Day
[IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT}
Sophia Lie has the unfortunate history of having been Josh Hartnett’s girlfriend….and she may still be Josh Hartnett’s girlfriend…but I am going to assume that she’s no long his girlfriend…because if she was she’d be spending his money on clothes, spa days and birth control pills she fakes taking so he cums in her and she is set for life….and not modeling nude for obscure websites or magazines…like a new comer to the industry…trying to get some airtime, so people start noticing who she is…you know since she’s had a taste of hollywood and celebrity thanks to Josh…and now is on a mission to make it on her own…..but I can’t be too sure of her relationship status, because I don’t really even remember who Josh Hartnett is, and thus don’t really care who he fucks….but I don’t mind looking at their tits…but that’s just cuz I love tits…duh.
Posted in:NSFW|Sophia Lie
2012
11
Dec
Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day
Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is…
That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2012
11
Dec
Glamour Models in Pabo La Magie 2013 Calendar of the Day
Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, Staci Noblett and a bunch of other Glamour Models are showing off their tits, because that’s kinda what they do….
When you have tits like this…and no other real marketable skill because when you first realized you had tits like this…you also realized that you didn’t need waste your time trying to find a career….as good things always come to those built like this…especially when those built like this don’t mind exploiting being built like this…and as someone who isn’t paying them to show off their tits…not even a strip club cover charge…but instead getting the pics for free, on someone elses dime…I can’t really complain….cuz free tit pics, whether high production with professional strippers for a calendar or just a gift emailed to me…are always lovely….
So here is some Pabo La Magie, whatever that is, 1920s Circus inspired calendar, because the only people who use Calendars were likely born and raised in the 1920s, and this reminds their stroked out minds of their youth…
Posted in:Glamour Models|NSFW
2012
07
Dec
Danielle Sharp Topless for Nuts of the Day
Danielle Sharp is an old familiar Glamour Model set of huge fucking tits that we have already seen before…that we don’t mind seeing again…because they are fucking tits…and we love fucking tits…both figuratively and literally…
She’s been in this game a long fucking time, for obvious reasons and I like to think this is her best shoot…but then again…that’s probably because I only started noticing these low level, fame whores, who are into showing their tits…in the last few months…prior to that…I couldn’t be bothered with them…even though they are amazing…and that’s pretty fucking weird of me…especially when looking at these tits…tits that need to be celebrated through collectively ejaculating to them in a non homo way…since we aren’t all in the same room….you queer…
Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW
2012
05
Dec
Sabine Jameljanova’s Lookin’ Alright Topless in Front Decmeber of the Day
The nice thing about Glamour Models…besides their tits…is the fact that there are so many of them…at the fucking gates…ready to fucking go…because these Lad Mags in the UK have marketed the shit into being cool, not sleazy, and the world is just substantially more perverted, making for young girls who hate math and sciences, more inclined to show their tits for pay at least now more than ever…so theres a constant flow of talent…new titties for me to stare at…and today is this girl…tomorrow another one..there is no end to the amazingness and that….is reason to fucking live people…
Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jameljanova
2012
05
Dec
Rosie Jones is Killing Me With this Nuts Shoot of the Day
I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this…
I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2012
05
Dec
Ginger Spice Changing Room Pic of the Day
This was just emailed to me….I have no idea how anyone could decipher this being Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell….I mean there’s no face…which is probably better that way…you know with being the whole old as fuck…tired and broken down stripper turned pornstar turned mom turned…whatever the fuck her relatively busty and fit body is….so this may not even be her…but for the sake of a post…let’s just say it is her…and let’s just say I’m glad it happened…cuz changing rooms are porn to me…over the years…they have been responsible for 40 percent of my legal troubles…but I don’t need to get into that…I’m too busy looking at this sheer bra and black panties…
Posted in:Geri Halliwell|NSFW
2012
04
Dec
Kelly Cunningham Nude in Purple of the Day
[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE
She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…
Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.
Her name is Kelly Cunningham…she has an IMDB page…so I guess that means she matters…at least more than we matter…since we don’t have IMDB pages…and IMDB is the Litmus test of relevance or at least the litmus test for wanting to matter…cuz after looking at her filmography…I figure she’ll do anything she can to get work…not one of her movies is even an actual fucking movie..but she’s putting in work…and I guess realizing that no matter how hard she tries…it is leading no where…leading to her doing nude shoots for fashion magazines….in hopes at least one person notices…and helps bring her to the next level…just because they will see how eager, hungry, desperate she is for this….when I prefer my nudes to happen after a bitch has already made it…but I guess as long as they’re getting naked…I shouldn’t be complaining…..especially when they have good bush…
Here are the pics.
[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE
She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…
Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.
Posted in:Kelly Cunningham|NSFW