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2012
27
Nov
Paz Dela Huerta Nipples in the Parking Lot of the Day
I am as big a fan of Paz dela Huerta as she is of party drugs…all night dance parties…and acting like a weird, unshowered party kid hipster….which is pretty fucking cumbersome…maybe even overwhelming….and definitely…huge….
I am not sure why she’s fat…either too much coke or not enough coke…you know coming off coke and replacing it with food…or jacked on coke and bloating…but I know it’s pretty funny…..but only because she doesn’t give a fuck…that’s all part of the hipster party girl crackhead image that turns me on much about her….I mean these tits have been exposed at parties, in magazines, on TV, in movies, with countless men…who the fuck cares if they are exposed in public…not Paz dela Huerta…but definitely me…I totally care…cuz this pic is AWESOME.
TO SEE MORE OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS AND AMAZING…CLASSY AND ELEGANT…..LOVELY AND DELICATE….CLEAN AND TENDER….PAZ CHANGING IN A DRIVEWAY LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON WHO HAS FALLEN THE FUCK OFF….
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Posted in:NSFW|Paz DeLa Huerta
2012
27
Nov
Hannah May’s Naked for Rebecca Naen of the Day
Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….
Posted in:Hannah May|NSFW
2012
27
Nov
Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day
You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers…
In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really….
But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections….
If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW
2012
27
Nov
Sophie Howard’s Retirement Photoshoot of the Day
My girl MadamMeow notified me of this crisis…tragedy….end of the fucking world situation….Sophie Howard has retired from being a Glamour Model…because like every stripper who feels objectified and that they’ve peaked creatively in their field…she’s decided to ride her undeserved money into the sunset until realizing that it was way easier just showing her tits…coming back to that is inevitable..unless of course she marries a rich “Footballer” like the rest of the UK sluts….
Apparently these were shot a year ago….published this month…an end of an era to anyone who knows who Sophie Howard is…and doesn’t realize that google will bring up titties past…that are probably better versions of her….reminding me to thank her for giving up instead of holding on…long after it is too late….
Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Howard
2012
26
Nov
Anastasia Bondarenko Topless Photoshoot for Paul Morel of the Day
I saw these pics of Anastasia Bondarenko…a model I never heard of…but am glad that I have now…cuz she’s a funny story…along with being awesome …especially when topless…
Her birth name….is Nastya….her agency changed it to more digestible in the American Market Anastasia….in some kind of rebrand cuz Nastya….means a whole lot more to us English people…that probably isn’t really good for branding a naked fashion model….
Posted in:Anastasia Bondarenko|NSFW
2012
26
Nov
Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day
I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet….
Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…
Posted in:Hannah May|NSFW
2012
26
Nov
Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day
This post is dedicated to my man Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame….
Which is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.
All this to say…Travis is weird.
Here’s Lacey Banghard’s 2013 Calendar for those of us who like topless girls…
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2012
23
Nov
Rihanna’s Fake Uncensored Album Cover of the Day
I think it is safe to say that this uncensored Rihanna album cover is a fake…mainly because the nipple is fucking wonky as shit..like it was drawn on by a handicap kid with photoshop….and even if she’s got her shit pierced…and even if Chris Brown bit one of her nipples off in one of their heated fights….it would still look better than this…but it is black friday and she’s black…and I’m posting it…cuz of that….I figure it also gives you idiots something to discuss while I nap….
2012
23
Nov
Nicole Bahls Nipple on the Beach of the Day
I don’t know anything about this Nicole Bahls character…but she’s apparently a model from Brazil…who is also on Reality shows…and who reminds me of the Brazilian Snooki…which is not a good thing to be….even if it is better than being the actual Snooki…cuz the actual Snooki is the fucking devil….but I do know she was on the beach in thong and a bikini the other day and her nipple popped out…which is a huge surprise considering her choices on bathing suits….you know she wears the kind that make you wonder why she’s wearing a bikini all…a questionable character who thinks the world needs to see her half naked…and I guess I’m ok with that….cuz I’m ok with all things half naked…even traumatic things…
Nicole Bahls is Hilarious in her Thong on the Beach
GO
Posted in:Nicole Bahls|NSFW
2012
22
Nov
Angela Lindvall Topless for Some Photoshoot of the Day
Angela Lindvall is a model who poses topless on the regular….she’s 33 years old….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…another statutory rape kinda story…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…
She’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and unlike most of the other topless models out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model…doing the shit these immigrant girls do for citizenship…and I find that nice to see…especially on Thanskgiving…Happy thanksgiving….happy topless modeling….
Posted in:Angela Lindvall|NSFW