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2012

16

Nov

Jenna Malone is Topless in Some Art Film Shit of the Day

The Painted Lady: Jena Malone on Nowness.com.

“Perched in a dreamy rose garden, a seductive and melancholic Jena Malone narrates this poetic 19th-century-inspired short by filmmaker and author Liz Goldwyn. Part of a series of works devoted to demystifying the sex industry, The Painted Lady casts the future Hunger Games: Catching Fire star—who made her name in Donnie Darko and Saved!—as a young woman who recalls an encounter with a lushly powdered call girl. As Malone’s distinctive voice glides over the hazy footage, intercut shots transform her baby-faced ingénue into a defiant, colorfully made-up femme fatale against a floral backdrop.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself….this is Jenna Malone….who is now 27 ….who looks a bit too much like monster Rumor Willis for my liking…..in some art film shot 6 years ago…where she’s topless and smoking…like all aspiring actors should be….even when flat chested…and that is something you need to see….this glorious Friday…

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2012

15

Nov

Rihanna’s Topless Fashion Pic with Nipple of the Day

Rihanna is alright in my books…she’s famous, rich and does not need to be posing naked, or topless, or even at all…yet she chooses to push her slutty weed head lifestyle on the youth in everything she does and I figure nothing bad will come of that…sex and drugs are fucking awesome….so I am glad she inspires young girls to be topless hookers when they grow up – just like her….cuz if it worked for Rihanna…it’s bound to work for others…

I am into this…

Posted in:NSFW|Rihanna

2012

14

Nov

Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nude Scene in The Sessions of the Day

Helen Hunt is in a new movie about a paralyzed due to Polio poet who is a virgin and decides to hire her to have sex with him…it is called The Sessions, but I call it 40 year old virgin, the Oscar winning edition…

Luckily, like all hookers…or “sex surrogates” as they call her in the movie…she gets naked, shows her old lady hangers…and some bush…cuz I’m guessing if this 40 year old version is paralyzed due to Polio…it takes place in an era before the bikini wax…

The scary thing in all this is that these pics some Pirate took…totally turns me on….

I blame Mad About You circa 1994….or maybe I blame the fact that Helen Hunt Has got bush..cuz bush is dead with today’s youth…but as an old as fuck dude…I Remember…I’ll Never Forget…

Posted in:Helen Hunt|NSFW

2012

14

Nov

Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist….

The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part….


TOO SEE PICS OF HER IN A TIGHT DRESS AT THE FLIGHT PREMIERE OCT 24
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Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

Posted in:Denzel Washington|Nadine Velazquez|NSFW

2012

13

Nov

Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes of the Day


Rosie Jones may not have the best face in the game…and she may not even have the best body…or the best tits…but they are pretty fucking lovely….and fighting a pretty good fight for the fucking title…all thanks to her willingness to embrace her skill set….and realize that she might as well showcase, broadcast and exploit the shit as hard as she can…because it will make her more money than anything else she puts her mind to..

There is nothing more annoying than seeing a babe…or at least a girl with a rockin’ body working a shitty job…instead of embracing her “talent” and doing something life changing like this.

I am some Tony Robbins motherfucker when it comes to convincing girls to getting naked for success….I should make an infomercial….

Here are some topless outtakes from a recent shoot….


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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

13

Nov

Enya Bakunova is a Hot Nude Model of the Day

This girl…is amazing. I think I should make her my official girlfriend…you know considering I just had sex with her at least twice…in my mind…

I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death….from a set of tits…the world can cross reference when I’m gone….cuz keeping these tits underwrap….exclusive to the dudes she fucks….would be a fucking crime…

Posted in:Enya Bakunova|NSFW

2012

12

Nov

Mariana Almeida Topless Modeling of the Day

Mariana Almeida is a Brazilian model who knows what modeling is all about….or at least who is modeling in all the right ways…getting naked to climb the ladder of obscuirty to relevance through titties..because that is how the world works…

Now, I’ve never heard of her and I don’t really need to know anything about her to appreciate her tits….but I did some background research…and it turns out she’s pretty hot naked…

Here’s a little into video of her talk…She’s 24, been modling for 6 years, likes to travel…and who gives a fuck she shows her tits for money and she’s a babe…and we like her for that…

Here are her nudes…to get ahead…

Pics via In.Troducing.com

Posted in:Mariana Almeida|NSFW

2012

12

Nov

Titties at the Dee Dee Ramone MEMORIAL EXHIBITION of the Day


Thanks to the internet – I don’t have to leave my house…even if my house is a miserable fucking place….it is better than being forced to interact with the kind of assholes that attend events….you know networking…bullshit conversation…scenesters being seen….people just wasting time because missing an event….because I get to look at the pics on the internet….

Now I am as much of a fan of the Ramones as the next guy…and I am all for celebrating anyone’s death thru drinking…but I wouldn’t bother going out for that…even if there are drunk party girls who see a camera and take the opportunity to flash some tit…cuz that is how you get noticed…and I
don’t know who this girl is…but she’s got the right idea….

This girl is fun. I don’t know where she was raised where she learned to flash tits at formal events…but I do know it is a barn I would like to visit…..if anyone knows this girl…send her my way.

Pics via PURPLE.FR

Posted in:Dee Dee Ramone|NSFW

2012

09

Nov

Danielle Sharp, Bryony Morgana & Gabriella for Front Magazine of the Day

I love Glamour Girls…they aren’t all that hot…but the way they move is…they could be the assuming girl in the back of the bus you don’t fucking notice…but instead they choose to be this…a choice that puts them on the map…and in our hearts…and all they have to do is show a little ass and titty…and that…as far as I am concerned is fantastic…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

08

Nov

Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna set her up like she was Chris Brown….

Only unlike Rihanna…Rita Ora…has gone straight to the half nakedness… flashing panties and flashing nipples before….and now more importantly…wearing low cut shirts on stage at Red Bull events with no bra…like a good girl…all floppin around…titties everywhere…for me to want in my mouth.

Posted in:NSFW|Rita Ora