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2013
28
Jan
Christina Milian Shows Nipple in her Bathing Suit of the Day
I guess Christina Milian’s nipple is numb from all that breast feeding…cuz it’s pokin out of her bathing suit….you know since she’s a fucking mom…a title that unlike “slut”, “coke whore”,”barely legal”…..isn’t at all exciting, or erotic….if anything, it is disgusting and the only thing it makes me think of is that she wasn’t showing her nipples in her 20s…when she was supposed to…except to famous rappers who she let cum inside her….but I am easy to please and still willing to look…cuz it really isn’t all that bad…even if it could have been so different.
Posted in:Christina Milian|NSFW
2013
25
Jan
Sam Bowden Takes Twitter Very Seriously of the Day
Sam Bowden is some low level Glamour Model…who posts self shot pics of her fake tits to twitter and her fans rejoice…cuz seeing nipple scar implants is like heaven when it’s shot by the girl at her house in her bedroom at her own discretion and not for money, a photographer or even a magazine…but for the simple idea of showing her tits….maybe cuz those tits are barely hers….and like a guy with a fast car…she likes to show off her purchases…or maybe her dad never hugged her growing up….provided she has a dad….
Posted in:NSFW|Sam Bowden
2013
25
Jan
India Reynolds Topless in Page 3 of the Day
A day is not a day….without massive Glamour Model tits to stare at…at least that’s Page 3’s philosophy…they’ve been doing this set of tits in your daily newspaper for fucking decades and as far as I’m concerned it makes total sense…it brightens days and changes lives…
America would be a happier place if titties were everywhere…..from newspapers…to billboards…to workng to donut shop….shit just has a calming affect and makes our angry miserable lives seem not so bad…
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
24
Jan
Nadine Velazquez Nude Scene in FLIGHT of the Day
I wrote a very respectful post on Nadine Valazquez the other day set to some SPORTS BRA TITTY PICS ….saying that she fucked her way into a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him this past year….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing….because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and we commend her for that…
I’ve ALREADY POSTED THIS CLIP ….back in November…cuz I am up to date on all things hot and bothered….but saw it on some blogs today and figured…why not re-live this as the movie’s now out on DVD….just cuz I may or may not be in love with her….I may or may not think we are connected at the soul…I may or may not wish I was the next guy she uses to get somewhere…anyway…even if the only place I have access is the homeless shelter….
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Posted in:Nadine Velazquez|NSFW
2013
24
Jan
Tits for Fashion in French Revue de Modes of the Day
I have no idea who these models are….or even what the French Revue de Modes is…I just know they have an awesome scam going…because they get this “high fashion” models…or aspiring models…to get topless…for a shoot very few people will ever see because how big could the French Revue de Modes be…so they are pretty much like porn stars doing their first anal scene without building any hype up around them…but I guess it is a dog eat dog world….a rat race…where if you don’t do the anal scene someone equally hot will beat you to it…only the titty fashion model version….
Here are the pics….to pump some undercover smut presented as culture.
Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION
2013
23
Jan
Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day
Her name is Gwendoline Christie …she’s 6 foot 3….she plays Brienne in “The Game of Thrones”…I have never heard of her….I have never watched the show…but I have seen her nudes and it’s some kind of weirdness that you may find erotic….because porn is getting boring for you…and you’ve seen all the regular looking girls you can handle naked….so you might as well jump on this really large and interesting looking thing sexually…because it’s better and more legal than a lot of your other weird fetish options….
No idea where this freakshow pics are from…but at least she’s got a vagina….because based on her size…that was a little up in the air….
All this to say…she looks like her name would be Gwendoline….
Posted in:Gwendoline Christie|NSFW
2013
23
Jan
Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day
Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn…As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex….
Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens….
Hey,
I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site :))
would this be possible?.
xxx Shana
Amazing…..
Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness…
So I got them in
stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened….
Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening…
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Posted in:drunkensweatshop|Lane Sisters|NSFW|stepEXCLUSIVE
2013
23
Jan
Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day
There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous….
So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated…..
Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….
Posted in:Laura Hollyman|NSFW
2013
22
Jan
Lacey Banghard in some Topless Zoo Photos of the Day
Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2013
22
Jan
Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day
Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….
I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying….
The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…
Posted in:Juno Temple|NSFW