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Archive for the Pants Off Category

2010

21

Apr

Rihanna Pants-Off Concert of the Day

The only thing that would have made these Rihanna pictures interesting or worth looking at is if she slid her underwear style pants she borrowed from Lady Gaga who borrowed them from Madonna, to the side and used that baseball bat on herself like the ambitious whore trying to push the boundaries while hanging onto her fame that she never deserved that she is….See Rihanna is not hot, she can’t sing, she can’t dance, her songs were just catchy. She’s the daughter of a Garbage man from a shanty in Barbados that was exploited to make a lot of people a lot of money, but like all whores, you gotta throw them to the curb when you’re done with them, and I can only hope that happens soon because I’m done with her, and because by the time I can save enough money to get down to Barbados, she’ll be working as a chambermaid at the 2 star hotel I book, and it’ll be pretty fucking funny to watch her clean up my blood and shit smeared bedding….

Either way, if you are still holding onto the past, here are some pictures of Rihanna boring her crowd in concert by not delivering the baseball bat insertion stunt….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pants Off|Rihanna

2008

13

Feb

Britney Spears Pants Off Dance Party of the Day

Britney Spears has taken her crazy dancing and in doing that she’s decided to dance with her pants off….I remember a time when everyone freaked out because she was seen smoking a cigarette and now we’re so desensitized by her that she could be taking a shit while trying to shove one of her kids back into her uterus and we’d all just expect it. I am pretty sure that Britney’s just trying to stay in the limelight and has created her own demise in craving attention and pulling stunts to get that attention that’s just gone on too long…in a couple of months Britney will probably still be out doing retarded shit, but the rest of us who are already tied of her will have moved onto other things…like hiring cheap hooker, but that’s just because when they wear fishnets, it’s to keep their battered stinky vagina’s in place like that time you had to strap your drunk closed because the latch was broken and you couldn’t afford to fix it, which is why them keeping it in their pants is ok with us because we can only afford the 5 dollar back alley blowjob…no battered vagina required….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Dance|Fishnets|Pants Off