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2014

18

Jun

Cristi for Sander Dekker of the Day

Her name is Cristi, the photographer who captured her in all her amazing is named Sander Dekker …and all I see is hipster fashionista bush, which is a fetish of mine, thanks to Snooki and Kim Kardashian ruining the bald pussy to me…a stance I firmly stand by every time girls and guys tell me I am disgusting for liking bush, despite all the amazing things bush has to offer, like personality, taste, flavor and style…but instead all you ignorant fucks decide to protest the bush and assume it’s disgusting, while flappy bald, cold, labia with razor burn or laser so it will never have bush again…is supposed to be erotic…you area all crazy…but not Cristi…Cristi is the fucking future…and I’m glad she’s part of the bush movement more and more hot girls are getting into….and that I like to think I am the spokesperson for….panty pillow for life..

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2014

18

Jun

Birdie for Stephen Tilly of the Day

The photographer’s name is Stephen Tilly …the model’s name is Birdie…I think they are from New Zealand, but I can’t be too sure because digging into this would require work and the whole reason I have this site is so that I don’t have to work..

But what I can be sure of is that she is a young model, who I would hate to offend by calling a hipster, because hipsters are bad, and she’s so good, but to and old fuck like me, anyone who wears American Apparel is a fucking hipster, and that’s pretty much everyone…it’s like the mainstream are all bunch of weirdo freaks trying to be different, yet in turn all being the same and trying to fit in…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s showing her tits…because tits aren’t porn at least that’s what I keep telling everyone to get them to show me their tits…

Either way, here are the awesome pics…

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2006

24

Jan

LastNightsParty in Sundance

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Bronques is some hipster photographer who moved to NYC to launch a career. He ended up documenting the dirty drug filled nighlife of the city, with dirty looking girls acting like trash while thinkin’ they are fabulous cuz that’s what hipsters do. He built up a reputation and now probably makes more money than you, drinks more free drinks than you, scores more free yay than you, travels to more exclusive places than you, attends more exclusive parties than you and sees more exclusive tits than you. Bronques is profiting on the American Apparel/Vice Magazine/Electro Music movement, if you can call that shit a movement, and is very “hot” right now, if a bi-sexual black guy is ever hot. Anyway, got some pics for a couple of Sundance Parties on his site, I am sure they are celebrity filled – I am just too useless to spot a celebrity. So do the work for me, assholes.

Sundance: Premiere
Sundance: Blender
Sundance: Hottub

Visit His Myspace

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