Here are some seemingly boring paparazzi pics of Pippa Middleton but that’s only if you look a them for what they are…shitty masturbation material…but if you scratch the surface of her feelings of being second rate to her sister…you know the least favorite one…that there is an inner slut ready to explode out of these litle black dress to either shock, get noticed or more importantly, disappoint her family by making them look like the commoners they are…cuz she’s only human…and there’s only so much she can take…like there is only so much non-slutty Pippa I can take…she needs to pick up the pace.

Here’s some pics of her in a little black dress making progress….

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Pippa Middelton’s dressed like a hipster lumberjack…all she’s missing is unshowered hair and a mustache. I wonder if she’s rocking the hipster bush….and whether she drinks PBR while listening to indy music or electro….I guess only time will tell, cuz this elegant, high society, second rate sister of a princess who isn’t a princess despite how hard her dad tries to make her feel like one so that she doesn’t snap…but will snap…cuz girls are catty and ruining each other while claiming their own identity is what girls do…..but for now…all we’ve got in her ass in jeans…to tide us over until the actually smut gets released…Exciting. Gives us something to look forward to.

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The Pippa Middleton Slut Watch continues. Sure she’s not doing anything slutty yet, but it is just a matter of time, maybe when the whole feelings of being a second rate version of her sister in the eyes of everyone actually sets in, you know after a few years and the baby/future King is born and all attention heads there way forcing her to snap in some hopefully long – drawn out – slutty episode that involves me seeing her naked in picture/video or in some weird turn of events on my face….only time will tell and if I don’t die before her dignity, pride, shame, then I’ll be here to expose it. That’s a promise.

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It’s coming…I feel it coming….I know it’s coming….

If you read this site, I assume you don’t, cuz no one does and my traffic is on consistently on the drop because lets face it – i hate celebs and the only people who read this shit like celebs….leaving me in no mans land of the internet….

But if you read this site, then you’ll know I’m waiting for the timebomb in Pippa’s pants to go off when she realizes that she can get everyone’s attention too, she just has to act shocking and humiliating to the family, while be amazing to everyone else….and she’s starting to give us glimpsese of the goodness by looking like she’s been up all night getting fucked before running to work for her parents in a skimpy ass hugging dress….which is the gateway o her letting us watch her fuck…

It’s coming. I feel it.

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I feel like my day isn’t complete unless I post a Pippa Middleton post. I have every boring photo set I come across of hers, you know like it is my life calling to document her every move until she fucking cracks and gets sucked into all the attention she’s getting, and embraces it the way she should, by getting naked, in efforts to make a name for herself, and break free from her sister’s perfect little princess shadow…I’m talking seducing Prince William and releasing the fucking sex tape, to let everyone know who the fucking princess is now…you know the kind of crackin’ up that happens with years of feeling second rate….but until that happens, her leaving her house is the best we get….and since it is my life work to document her, that’s good enough for me…

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I know these pictures of Pippa are horrible. They are boring…and of a bitch just walking down the street…not doing anything erotic, or flashing anything accidentally. Even the biggest pervert, the kind of pervert who pulls out his dick on public transit, couldn’t get off to shit like this…but I also know that eventually Pippa is gonna crack….She’s a fucking time bomb that’s gonna one day go off….because soon enough all the pressure and feelings of being second rate to her Royal Sister…is gonna end in nudity, cries for attention. I’ve seen it with spoiled brats before and I’m sure we will see it again…..it is just a matter of time…

So think of these boring pics of her as the calm before the amazingly erotic storm….that we all know is gonna hit….

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Here’s my favorite second rate citizen, at least in terms of her immediate family, because her sister is an actual princess, while she’s just the old spinster living off her parents, instead of the Royal Family….and I know that girls are generally pretty self involved and only care about their immediate surrounds and even hate their own best friends cuz it’s just all part of being a girl…so it’s gotta be pretty hard on her and she must be plotting the takeover….

Sure these tight pants in pictures that are not taken from behind or spread eagled the way I want them to be…aren’t as good as her panty flash or what I think we have coming…but think of it as practice for what’s to come…

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Here’s a good start to Pippa Middleton….you see I’ve been waiting for this ever since the Royal Wedding brought her to the limelight…I had no idea it would take her 6 months to get warmed up to the cameras to the point where she’d start getting ready to get naked for them…you know like any daddy issue girl with self-esteem issues because her sister married into the fucking Royal Family, while she’s just stuck working for the family business living in a condo her parents bought her, like some kind of loser no one bother notices cuz all eyes are on kate….Well that’s gonna change….

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Pippa Middleton’s amazing because of the whole feeling inadequate due to her sister being a big fucking deal, cuz girls who feel inadequate are a hell more fun that girls who are all confident, comfortable, happy, satisfied…they put out a lot more, they cause more scandals, they are more unstable, and they are likely to be more naked….if it wasn’t for bitches who didn’t feel inadequate…I’d probably still be a virgin….

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Feelings of inadequacies. Never living up to the life her sister has lined up. Standing on the sidelines while she gets all the love and praise from the world. Are all ingredients in a recipe of amazing sex, some scandal, crying for attention….filling a void…at least that’s my hope for this Pippa chick, otherwise I feel like I’ve been wasting my time for her to crack.

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