What it comes down to is that I want her daddy issues all over my dick…because her feelings of inadequacies when it comes to her self esteem, thanks to the successful marriage skills of her sister, put a heavy load on a bitch to pave her own way in life…I mean shit, I’m a dude who hates marriage as it is the death of all things good in life, and even I’m jealous of the Royal Wedding, and that’s her fucking sister…gotta do some real damage that makes for some real amazing dick riding…

What a slag…

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Pippa Middleton isn’t my girlfriend, but I do like to imagine her smearing her feelings of inadequacy and disspaointment in herself, coupled with her daddy issues and jealousy of her sister, all over my dick.

I love that she’s being followed around like she matters, and I’m pretty sure she loves it to, if anything, I’m sure she staged this shit, cuz let’s face it, she deserver her glory too, sure she’s never gonna be queen like her sister, but she’ll leave a legacy, hopefully all over my dick….or on a dick that causes a scandal on video…

Keep up the good work pippa.

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Pippa Middleton is my favorite world’s jealous sister. You know cuz I’ve seen sisters jealous of each other for the craziest shit, like daddy gave one the car and the other went nuts, or daddy molested one while they were growing up and the other developed a complex, or mommy and daddy just favor one over the other leaving the other depressive, suicidal, even destructive to get noticed, leading to many throat fucks, drug overdoses and other amazing things….and none of those Jealous bitches had as much as this Pippa bitch has to get jealous over…I mean shit…her sister is a future Queen…that’s way more of an accomplishment than landing a good job, or doing well in school, or whatever else sisters rival about…

So it’s only natural bitch would go out and flash her panties to milk her new fame so she too can make something of her life by marrying someone important…

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She’s got no ass, but she’s loving the attention and that is better than having a hot ass, cuz most girls with a hot ass, keep that hot ass to themselves, while the girls without the hot asses, do what they can to overcompensate, especially when their sister is getting the attention of the entire fucking world, making this Pippa feel inadequate, cuz most girls who feel inadequate just have the attention of the other family memebers, you know making this like the sister who daddy didn’t molest complex, only on an exponential international scale….this makes for some real fucking issues…and I anxiously await the sex tape.

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Here is the Queen in training’s sister’s ass in Denim, because thanks to her sister’s vagina engulfing Royal cock and locking it down in marriage cuz the Queen decided the Royal Family needed to connect with common folk, that’s made her sister, this Pippa chick an object of the paparazzi’s lens, and the good news is that she’s not bound by any contract to behave, and as her jealousy gets worse and worse, so will her behavior. THis is the start.

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The Queen in Training middle class turned top of the society circle has a sister, and that sister is still a middle class slut who probably hates the fact that her sister is now a princess, it’s one of those “Oh Kate always wanted to be a princess, with a Royal Wedding, I can’t believe she figured out how” kind of obnoxiousnes that makes you hate a bitch….you know Pippa’s here in the public eye, and she has to behave, because otherwise there’s gonna be some major fucking turmoil for the family, I’m talking shit’s gonna fall apart, cuz the real Queen runs the show now, and the others just collect their paychecks and keep their mouth shut…

Luckily, Pippa’s a little more rebellious than that…she wants her fame and she’s trashy enough to get it…so these topless pics surfaced today….It’s a big deal…even if the pics themselves aren’t that big of a deal…cuz they are from a 2006 trip to ibizia with the Prince himself….Threesome.

Here’s a bonus pic of her in her bra….apparently…doing the typical trashy party slut desperate for attention cuz her sister’s the future queen and she’s nothing.

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