Here is some Pippa Middleton from a good angle…Her ass isn’t even that great at least not based on my concept of a great ass…I just like it cuz I know how tormented it is….and sometimes that backstory…you know beneath the surface…filled with feelings if inadequacy and being second best to her sister are enough to make an average ass amazing….

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I’m the unofficial Pippa Middleton’s Daddy Issue fan site.

I’m here to encourage her to continue feeding all her daddy issues and feelings of inadequacies cuz her sister, perfect little Kate, has gone off and married a fucking prince….

You know, cuz I assume the more she gets hooked on the whole people paying attention to her, the more naked she’ll get to humilate her family, and force them to realize she exists…

That’s why, subtle vagina in the wind….is better than no vagina in the wind….it’s the gateway to all good things….

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I guess this is a tribute to her sister’s late mother in law…you know that recycled Elton John song he re-worked for her, cuz he figured she didn’t deserve the energy or time spent on writing a new song, I mean since she was just a lowly ex Princess with an Arab lover who was likely killed off by some secret society and not the paparazzi, because she couldn’t be associated with the most powerful family….

So she’s doing her “Vagina in the Wind” rendition of the song, through interpretive performing artist dance, or some shit that is classy no matter how you look at it, even if she’s from a line of middle class gold diggers….she’s all fancy now…and this vagina in the wind is like diamond engrusted and gold…She’s amazing….even if her leg has shit stains on it….I’d love to watch her crown…like she was her sister…cuz she’s the accessible one with all the feelings of inadequacies and daddy issues I want on my face….

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All this hype around Pippa Middleton makes no sense when you factor in the permanent shit stain on the back of her thigh….a little brown port wine stain that I’m sure she’s happy didn’t land on her face…but probably not happy that people are pointing and laughing at cuz to her it is hardly a big deal…shit she’s had it all her life and no dude’s complained cuz like me they probably are looking at her pussy or asshole or tits when they fuck her….not that I’ve fucked her – or ever will but you get what I’m saying and that is that Pippa is imperfect….possibly battling a contagious disease…probably just a birth mark…a really gross, embarrassing, disgusting birthmark she should probably get removed now that she’s related to royalty…..and obviously she’s good enough for me once I get over the grossness of the whole thing….but I’ll never meet her…so I’ll just point and laugh at her inadequacies without worrying about all the disgusting bitches I’ve put my dick inside that she clearly is a step up from….cuz this isn’t about me…it is about this fancy pants being knocked off her high horse….even if you’re like me and you just focus on the vagina lips, asshole and tits when it comes to a bitch….I think I already said that….

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I would love Pippa Middleton’s daddy issues dripping off my dick…You know all that inner torment that comes from being second to your sister who went off and married a future king…making anyone she ever dates look like some kind of fucking loser…always feeling inadequate in the family’s eye “why can’t you be more like kate, I mean Duchess Katherine, she sold her soul for the monarchy and all you’ve done is jogged in spandex short”….I am sure those emotional issues lead to great fucking head….

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First we go for a jog in our tight little pants that ride up our cunt as our little firm titties bounce as much as they can…..

Then we load the trunk of our BMW Z4….

Then we remember that none of these distractions can make a bitch forget how she’s second rate to her sister….the kind of inner-torment that leads to awesomeness….awesomeness I’m anxiously awaiting….

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Her ass isn’t that great…but her motivation is. You know trying to get noticed cuz her sister married a prince and is in the royal family, leaving her virtually in the dust to fend for herself and take this “sibling” of a royal thing seriously by getting as many paparazzi on her ass…all to make a name for herself that will make her parents proud…even though everyone knows it will be nothing in comparison to their golden child Kate….leading her to severe drug use and pre-mature death…where everyone at the funeral will be asking about kate…never getting poor pippa noticed…and that to me is exciting…

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I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit…

I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party….

It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…

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There’s nothing to this Pippa Middleton chick, but people love her, I guess it’s gotta do with her daddy issues and her feelings of inadequacies that will lead to her fucking on camera in the near future, before the royal family kill her off for being a liability like they did to Princess Diana, you know money and power is above the fucking law. True story.

So take her in while you can, encourage her by giving her the attention she’s starved for, and you will be rewarded with many scandals the rest of her life screaming “Stop looking at my sister and notice me”….it’s textbook and I’m eager to see her vagina.

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Pippa Middleton is loving all the attention she is getting…attention that is all based on what her sister puts in her vagina…or at least pretends to put in her vagina for the sake of the Royal Family and the Royal Life….as the Royal Wife….

Posing for the paparazzi is way more satisfying for a girl with daddy issues, or inadequacies she feels as not being her sister…someone she’ll never live up to….than fucking 7 different dudes in a 24 hour span while high on drugs…..

I guess that’s what makes me her number 1 fan….thinking of maybe being the president of her fan club….that’s just how I do things…

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