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2021

06

Aug

50 Cent Found This Amazing Pool Party of the Day

Remember when Gilbert Grape’s mom was shocking to most people, people couldn’t believe a bitch was that fat, and now you can’t leave the house without seeing one….go to WALMART you’ll know…they LIVE amongst us….

So 50 cent posted this on social, it’s amazing and his caption was better, something like “Wtf is this pool party, I think they ate all the men”….

My theory is that they ate as much food as they could for the last 20 years of their life, so all it took was some fat girl fetishist to offer them free food…..so long as they do a little bikini congo line from obesity hell….

All the fried food, PIZZA, Burgers and cakes they can….an offer they couldn’t refuse…

Either way, it’s a solid energy for the weekend, take it in…

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2008

08

Aug

Audrina at Some Pool Party in Her Bikini of the Day

I am sick and just woke up from my nap of death, unfortunately for you, whatever virus is raping me hasn’t killed me yet and I feel obliged to fuckin’ post useless pictures you have probably already seen because I am a creature of fucking habit.

I don’t find Audrina hot at all. Her mangled retard face reminds me of the time this drug addicted bitch, who coincidentally looked a lot like Audrina’s sister with all those stupid fucking tattoos that don’t manage to cover up the fact that she’s fucking ugly, but do distract us from noticing just how fucking ugly she is, kinda the same strategy Audrina uses in working out and getting fake tits,……I forgot where I was going with this….but I do know that Audrina in her retard state doesn’t know where the fuck she is and she’s turning to her sister to help her, like she did as a baby and couldn’t grasp the concept of what a fucking toilet was.

I also know that I would rather be at a pool party staring at hot bodied pussy, than dying on my shitty fucking couch.

Posted in:Audrina|Bikini|Pool Party