My theory is if you’re going to wear clothing you might as well show your vagina while you do it…because it’s a subtle exhibitionism that allows people to see how big your vagina is, or how good your vagina looks in very tight clothing…plus it’s a style now that everyone is an exhibitionist…

I like to think it’s girls who are taking their pussies seriously now that men are trying to be them…and take their woman positions and in many cases doing better at it than women…not that I like trans, but they are getting celebrated by the media nad brands making actual women slowly become more and more irrelevant as men become more and more into gay sex with trannies because it’s anti-trans to NOT fuck trannies…it’s the woke thing to do…

But maybe they just like how it feels when pants hug their vaginas and the showing off the vagina is just a symptom to a bigger thing….I don’t know…but the Jenners, Bieber, Other instagram girls and their tight pants, bikinis are jacking their pants up into themselves and I think it’s great…because I like vagina.

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If you leave your house because you like that simulation better than the one on the internet….or if you just like the simulation that is the internet…you will know that in this genderless world…girls are jacking their pants up into their cunts intentionally to show ya’ll that they’ve got the pussy hole in front and not some dick and balls they’ve pushed up into their abdomen like some kind of freak that is now seen normal even that in and of itself is anything by normal…that’s like self mutilation weirdness..

Now you can’t be too sure if the pussy wedgies are for pussies or just inserts for men who dress like women to look like they have pussy wedgies…but I like to think they’re all pussy….and anytime I see a pair of tight pants…this is what I’m looking for…so here’s a bunch of hungry pussy showing their pussy fatness for all of you….

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Pussy Wedgies aren’t just for the trending instagram sluts in their activewear….you know like the Jenners, Biebers, Hadids…and every other bitch following their lead…and there are A LOT of them…following their leads…despite being some of the worst, uninteresting people around…

Pussy wedgies are for EVERYONE…and I am glad that it’s a style a trend and not just a “my pants are one size too small”…because I like staring at pussy lips, knowing how fat they are, etc….it’s important…

I figure since our society no longer has a church, or a moral code, a sense of community….but instead just a distorted sense of self, as they try to be the hottest version, even blatantly faking it by using filters and fillers and photoshop, despite people who see their content being in their day to day life….at least we have PUSSY WEDGIES…

We are designed to WORSHIP some higher overlord, the source of creation and the man who has his book, so whether that has turned into the Kardashians who have replaced GOD to most Americans…or not…..my ALTER in my CHURCH is one featuring PUSSY wedgies…..something to pray to, to bow down to or kneel before…one to perform ritualistic sacrifices for or even on…assuming you think jerking off is a ritual sacrifice because you’re wasting your boner on your damn self than on some hot chick…..which I do…

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Arguably the most important advancement in humanity since Social Media was designed to make us hate each other, while trying to platform ourselves, to have some sort of voice or personal brand, because we think we fucking matter, even though we don’t…..but why not have somewhere to take a position on bullshit things like the social justice warrrior you think you should be…all fighting for the oppressed and denouncing yourself as the opressor…because you can only be one or the other….and you best choose the right side, otherwise no one will work with you, collab with you, pay you…..scared into your position thanks to social pressure….but yeah…thanks to social media all those pussy definitions I look at when I see girls in leggings can be uploaded to the internet for me to get all the pussy definition I need…which is a lot of pussy definition since I never get bored of this shit….I can stare at pussy being hugged by pants jacked into pussy ALL day….and sometimes I do…

So here’s a bunch of girls with pussy definition they want you to see because having a vagina, a real life vagina, is an asset now that men are cutting their dicks off to get clout, to fit in, or to apologize for being men…

I randomly ended up on a person’s instagram pic, just a random nobody, maybe a waiter from around here…and his post was an anti-man post, like DUDE got sucked into the agenda….just a regular dude….apologizing for being born a white man and thus the source of all evil in the world…so PUSSY for PUSSIES….who I hope still like pussy because pussy is wonderful….but not wonderful enough to fold your dick inside out to have one of your own…
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You may not be into fashion, but you should be thanks to women getting more and more slutty in their fashion choices…where being half naked isn’t just normalized, it is encouraged, and really as a fashion historian, but only because I am fucking old, this is nothing new…girls have been dressing half naked or provocatively every generation, society just had different versions of provocative, whether that was showing ankles or cleavage, or ass cheeks, or whale tails…but now in the porn generation, and outfit is not complete without being jacked up inside the pussy…if a pussy ain’t filled it’s likely a dick….kind of thing….

So ask Kendall and Bieber-Baldwin and all the other idiots out there are jacking their tight pants up inside themselves so that we can basically see how fat or how many kids that pussy has had….the follower drones of the internet have no choice but to pussy wedgie too and here’s some of that goodness from someone who is a BIG fan of pussy definition…because I like staring at pussy….

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I know that there are a lot of identity crisis weirdos out there, whether it’s straight married men deciding that they are gay, now that it’s celebrated, or dudes cutting their dicks off to be women, because that’s their true self, even though that’s not necessarily their true self, they just think it is because they were inspired by Bruce Jenner….but I am not one of those identity crisis weirdos…I know what I like….the only think I like and that is pussy definiton….

I have appreciated cameltoe since the 70s when the girls would wear those short sports shorts jacked up to their necks, it was a simpler time….then through the 80s and 90s when the pussy defining cameltoe wasn’t trending or stylish….I still managed to find some in bathing suits, panties and if I was lucky….leggings and leortards…it was the aerobics era….and I have committed my life work to staring at pussy definition any chance I get, I’d say it was my life work, but it’s more of a passion…and I didn’t actually collect these pussy definitions, I’d just appreciate them in the momey, so not too much to build off of….

BUT luckily, cameltoe is style now, it’s part of the pervert generation, the Jenners and Baldwins of the world are jacking anything they can in their cunts, so it’s not just for perving at the grocery store, it’s for everyday…where bitches basically point to their crotches and say “look at my cameltoe”…which makes this a glorious time for a pussy definiton pervert like me to be alive….so many cameltoes…

Now you may wonder why I care how fat a lip is behind a pair of pants, panties, bathing suits, etc….and the answer is that mystery, the tease, not being graphic makes the experience hotter and more erotic than if they were spread opened and pissing themselves…it’s the subtle “I am a girl…or “I cut my dick off”….or “I am wearing my pussy toe cup they sell on Amazon….and it’s wonderful…

Here’s a bunch of pussies eating clothing!

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You all know what Pussy Wedgies or Cameltoes or Pussy Definition is….I don’t need to draw a diagram, there’s enough visuals of what it is here for those of you who have never looked at a vagina with clothing jacked up in it before….which I am hoping is NONE of you….since they are hot…

NOT TO METION…I do this post every fucking week motherfuckers, why don’t YOU know what it is about…it’s like you don’t even LISTEN to me….assholes…

Anyway, in the era of everyone being a whore on the internet, there’s limited ways for them to be sexual without getting fully naked, and with all the tight pants and skimpy clothing, it’s the new cleavage…

So girls are out here doing what they gotta do to feel hot, to prove they have vaginas, to show you the fatness of their lips for the internet, for whatever reason…and celebs are rocking cameltoes basically ALL the time too…because it’s mainstream, a fashion trend, so dive in and look at some hungry cunt…

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I don’t fancy myself a style icon, or I didn’t over the years of looking like a fat fuck in soiled sweatpants, all homeless and smelling a piss, stale bear, and failure…the whole giving up on life…or winning at losing….

But as it turns out, everyone dresses like that, so maybe I am a style icon that I don’t give credit to…

I mean for the longest time, probably starting in High School when I realized a pussy wedgie was a thing…i loved the pussy wedgie…I thought it was greaet….and I’d let ever girl I met know it….”why don’t you pull your pants up higher, maybe you’ll like it, maybe it will tickle”…because along with looking sexy…the cameltoe is FUNCTIONAL style cuz it rubs up on clit and clit is sensitive…

Now that all girls in activewear are into showing cameltoe for style, modern day cleavage, it far easier to see full pussy definition than it was before the pussy wedgie was the focal point….even though it was always my focal point..

I guess like dressing like a homeless fat person, the pussy wedgie has grown into its own and is getting all the glory every MAN out there that has looked and loved a cameltoe has been waiting for, so that we don’t have to be as crafty with our staring at the cameltoe to see it…these bitches are handing them to us by just getting dressed!!

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Pussy Wedgies are a magical thing because they allow women to show us how fat their pussy lips are through their clothing without being overly exposed….you know a subtle way to let the world know you have a cunt…in an era of everyone having a cunt…even though they make panty inserts for trannies to have that cunt…it’s all so silly…

I have been a fan of the pussy wedgie since High School when the fat lunch lady used to walk around in her tight jeans, for a while it was gross to me, but then I hit puberty and realized that seeing a pussy while eating my grilled cheese was the best way to eat that grilled cheese…and I have gone through my entire adult life looking for pussy wedgies to stare at whether I am eating at the time or not….meaning my first look is the pussy on every encounter I have with a woman…tight pants or not…some people look into their eyes and feel that is the gateway to the soul, even though everyone knows the asshole is, but the real connection with a person is by staring at their genitals…it’s a fact….

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Pussy Wedgies Wednesday is a labor of love, a crime of passion, a hobby or an interest…I don’t know what you’d call it but I have been a big fan of the pussy for as long as I can remember and since I can’t always see everyone pussy I want to…especially when I randomly come across them on the street…I always make a point of staring at the crotch to see if the pants are painting me a familiar pussy picture….and with the activewear trend…the pussy definition is everywhere….

So here are some girls who are into the whole cameltoe…which is hilariously and amazingly now a fucking trend…where girls everywhere are intentionally jacking their pants into their cunts so that you know they aren’t trans……even though they have inserts for that…all this to say it’s fun to see how fat a pussy is or how hungry a pussy is….while it eats them pants…

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