This just in, Rihanna, still turns me on, at least on Social Media, even if she’s not very interesting at anything she does, and is more of a animatronic sex robot used to brain wash the youth into thinking it is ok to get beat by your man, flash your tits, and be sex obsessed in all that you do, because being sex obsessed landed her a gig as a hooker at 14, that blossomed into this ridiculous career.

I think I am just into her now that she’s not as fat as she used to be.

Either way, here’s what she’s sharing on Social Media.

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I generally hate these HOT 100 lists, mainly because they are usually associated with shitty magazines and the results, or the listing, is all random shit that means nothing. It’s like they put 100 names in a hat and pick at radom to see where to slot them…

But I do love Complex, and I’m not just saying that because they featured me in the magazine in 2007, back when I peaked.

I am saying that because I believe they put thought into their list, and I understand why Rihanna came out on top, because let’s face it, it is an Urban magazine and who the fuck else could have really won….

Rihanna is top of her game, lookin’ fit as hell, being a total exhibitionist slut, and she’s in my top 10 too..

So good job Complex, for renewing my hope in magazine top 100 lists….

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Rihanna posted this Bikini picture to instagram….I guess in efforts to get some male attention after Amanda Bynes called her ugly and said she’d name her dog after her…which I think is an injustice to dogs since dogs are cute….maybe a better thing to name after Rihanna is your morning hangover shit…because it has the same skin color….or something….not that I think Rihanna is shit, or ugly, but I am on Team Bynes…..especially when Rihanna self shot pornography is in bikini not nude like it is supposed to be. This is exhibitionism begging for male attention at its worst.

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Apparently Rihanna posted this Ass Shot to twitter, I didn’t cross reference it becasue I am lazy, and figure it doesn’t really matter if she did or not, whether the ass is hers…..I am just happy it happened…because an black ass with shorts that look like this…and a prison tattoo….are fucking jokes and worth lookin at….no matter who the ass belongs to…and if the racists are right and all black people look the same, then this pic pretty much is her and I am loving that she’s putting it on blast…she’s my kind of money making exhibitionist who doesn’t need to be an exhibitionist at all….but does it cuz she likes it.

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Rihanna is an exhibitionist…I like that in a woman….I know most girls are sluts and whores, into male attention and fucking to get ahead…but only a select few are into being watched by as many fucking people as possible….and those are the women I appreciate, because I get to partake in the fun, while most girls who are sluting and whoring aren’t out there doing it for me cuz they have standards….luckily…I don’t….

Rihanna is lovely.

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Don’t Jump! Rihanna was in New York shooting a music video or a commercial or some shit and she took time out of her busy schedule to take a picture of her poppin her booty for social media because she knows what really matters…it’s not the money or the fame, sure that helps broaden her audience for her exhibitionism, but the core of what she’s about, is whoring herself out….even if this is some of her more tame work…

The unfortunate thing in all this, is that I find her hot.

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Rihanna is a bit of an Exhibitionist…the kind of girl who if she never made it as a pop star billion dollar brand….she’d probably be a cam girl…or a hooker…but more likely a cam girl…the kind who masturbates in the library for her fans….because that’s just the kind of pervert she is…getting thrills by putting her pussy on blast…something I can endorse..

You see cuz even now, as this big celebrity, she gets her nipples, tits, whatever she can out there as often as possible, and that’s with a management team watching her every move so that she doesn’t offend anyone or ruin what they’ve already built up for her….so you can just imagine how hardcore she’d go without people controlling her every move and that to me is far hotter than looking at her side tit while she’s promoting her sweatshop made discount gutter clothing line…but the side tit is still good to me…

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I like Rihanna….but more importantly, I like what she’s wearing. I mean why bother buttoning up a shirt, it is just totally inconvenient when you need to take it off, and why not wear the highest fucking heels possible, to make your otherwise thick Beyonce legs look long and lean in your little skirt, I mean bitch has been dancing for a few months, everyn ight, getting fit, flaunt that shit, cuz it won’t be long before she’ll be shitting out babies and getting fat eating ROTI back home in her retirement….it always happens, so take it in, an appreciate it, even if it reminds you of those dudes who wear tanktops, even in the winter, to show off their full sleeves…cheesedicks….is what we call those…

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I am going to guess it was Rihanna’s birthday, I am an investigative journalist like that, you know balloons and cake can mean anything, but I’m sticking with birthday….

Bitches love cake, especially when shaped like a giant penis, all black and red tipped dude to over-use, herpes, pretty much what she’s used to…and like an animal, she can’t contain herself, all dripping like a baboon ready to be penetrated, because she’s an island girl and her biological clock started tickin’ at 15, back when she child prostituted her way to fame.

All this to say, I think she’s hot.

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