I go on rants about Rihanna all the time, but there’s not debating she’s fucking awesome. Not only is she an exhibitionist, who doesn’t give a fuck about what she says or does, cuz she’s Rihanna and that means she’s already won, she’s got more money than God…but she’s also pretty fucking hot while she does it…if you’re not a white supremacist racist, which you probably are…you know the kind of hick who wishes slavery was never abolished because you think that was when America took a turn for the worst, with all the intercity gangs and hip hop music…while unlike you, I am all about this life…this bitch is spending money, ballin’ out, hanging with her hot friends and twerking in self produced video…reminding me of my dream of starting a twerk school for white girls…cuz you know they all want to do it now that Miley does it, and you know it’s hot as fuck when they do…shake that ass Rihanna…I love you.

Here’s some pics she posted to Instagram at some Chanel show shit in Paris…

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Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD….

I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment.

The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…

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Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK….

I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it…

But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry…

LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones

I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than

She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning”

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On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive….

PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)….

PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much…

PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god.

PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…

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I remember a time when people pretended they didn’t smoke weed, and if they were caught smoking weed, the tabloids would go nuts, because weed is illegal and smoking it is such a scandal, worth talking about…

I guess the world has lightened the fuck up and realized who gives a fuck about weed and the people who smoke it…

The fact it is illegal, while cigarettes and booze and prescription pills are legal, is just fucking insanity and represents the corruption of society and just how free we actually are….

Not to mention, everyone from Politicians to your mom and dad smoke it.

So I’m glad people like Rihanna are weed-heads and not ashamed of promoting it, you know putting herself out there for the world to judge, partially because I care about her plight, and her activism, but mainline because I want to fuck her face…and then her wallet.

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Rihanna has lost her fucking mind…she’s lashing out at her fans…angry and trying to attack them even though they paid money to see her…like she was some kind of dancing monkey or circus elephant…

I guess this is just an example of an angry person who has been beat the fuck up showing the world that anger and aggression the only way she knows how…through violence…

I think it just goes to show us, that maybe all the rumors that she was the one who beat herself up in the car and blamed in on Chris Brown in exchange for a percentage of album sales, are in fact true…and that the real aggressor is this gutter bitch who is now rich…but still gutter as fuck…

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Rihanna posted these pics on instagram, even though we all know it is not actually Rihanna who is posting these pics to instagram, but it is her handlers who run her shit, because she is a business, a brand, and empire, and some uneducated trash from Barbados is just not capable of handling the shit, she’s more about being the dancing monkey on stage, not because she’s black, but because they give her money, and it allows her to be the most important person in Barbados and that works for her small minded hustle….

But it is nice to see what her people think are her best, most representative images of the slut, even though I’m sure they all hate her, and would want to post the pics of her spread asshole, but the economy is shit, the job is too good, and they get to brag about being associated with such greatness, because the world is full of groupies…

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I can’t help but get excited about booty cleavage. I know it’s everywhere, and every time I leave the house 12 year olds – 40 year olds are rocking it like they were wearing a skimpy bikini, even though they are at the grocery store…I see it every day, and a lot of the time it is on girls who have no business wearing the shit, but even at that, I get sucked the fuck in.

So seeing Rihanna post some ass cheek to the internet, something that 10 years ago would have been considered porn, cuz ghetto girls back then were more about hiking their g-string up to their neck and their pants as low rise as possible, not this kind of 70s erotica gear…makes me happy.

But then I remember she was a child prostitute in Barbados at 14 according to various sources, and I feel like I failed knowing I could have bed her for 50 bucks pre-fame.

Her instagram brings up so many mixed emotions. Here are the pics.

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Rihanna is so worldly…so cultured….from teen hooker…to globetrotter, using her riches for the benefit of no one but herself and her entourage, fuck the starving kids in Africa, if they want this level of fame and fortune, they can go out and suck dick like they were Rihanna to get it. There’s no handouts here motherfuckers.

But there are nipples. thanks to a tight shirt and no bra, something I like to look at , intensely, until the girl gets uncomfortable about the shit, and puts a sweater on, every time I come across it….or on it…if I’m quick enough.

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Rihanna played dress-up for Instagram, modeling some bullshit, popping her booty, doing what she does, and I am just bummed that I’m looking at her clothed bum and not pics of her spread asshole.

You see, there’s something magical about a real deal exhibitionist slut. especially when they don’t need to be exhibitionists cuz they make money, have money, and just do it for fun.

While, a cock tease in tight clothes is just a fucking bummer.

But I’ll post the pics anyway, I got nothing else going on.

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