Rihanna has gone back home to Barbados to participate in some Carnivale shit, in efforts to feel like she’s still connected to her roots, even though she’s all fucking Hollywood now…and so far from her roots that when she goes back home she stays at the baller hotel, where her high school friends clean up her shit stained white towels, as she tans on the beach…because Rihanna is bigger than fucking god…and really I wouldn’t be ghetto trash all down to earth if I was Rihanna too because I didn’t sell my fucking soul to the devil for nothing…I would have sold my soul so that I wouldn’t have to be a Bajan townie…

The nice thing about Carnivale is the nakedness, the hot dancing, the good times, the memories, and the Vagina definition in a weird one piece…because you know all the local shit talkers are groupie-ing up on her, if security lets them past, with shit like “Remember me Rihanna??! I love you”…because no one ever talks shit to people’s faces.

That said, Rihanna is pretty perfect. I am a fan.

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Rihanna may be played out…She may be on the verge of losing her fucking mind because the fame game is too much for some ghetto puppet from the Islands to handle…people may hate her, they may find her annoying, they may all her out for being a talentless hack while trying to figure out why she’s famous and so many hotter more talented aren’t…you know trying to sort out who she fucked when underage and who she has dirt on to secure this empire she’s built…because you know it wasn’t just a fluke…But I think she’s pretty fucking perfect..especially when she twerks….I’m a fan.

She’s done it before…to Drake Music….I guess it’s kinda her job…right…

If that’s not good enough – here’s 101 Vine Twerks Compilation

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I get so much hate mail for constantly posting pics of attention seeker Rihanna. It’s like people fucking hate this bitch, but not me, I think she’s pretty fucking perfect.

You see she’s a nice mix of excessive trashy thanks to growing up ghetto in the Islands before being designed and crafted to be a puppet that reaches millions every fucking day…a task that is surely going to break her the fuck down eventually, and even now these little episodes, whether getting with woman beating men…who aren’t just rumoured women beaters…but dudes who have beat her…or whether it is getting half naked as often as possible because you can only assume she realizes she’s traded in her fucking soul for this life…so they might as well take her body too.

Not to mention, she’s got a lot of fans, some of which are hot babes, who will start dressing like this when they leave the house, because that’s how drone behavior works, and you know what, I dig it…

She’s falling off hard…but she’s falling off right..and she still sells millions of records and sells out concerts…so it’s a fucking win….until she Amy Winehouses herself…but it was a good run. I’m a fan.

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If I was a reclusive, socially awkward, hermit, virgin loser weirdo of a blogger, which I like to think I am. but I get bored and have to leave the house and interact with babes on the regular, because babes are fun to either have sex with, or try to have sex with, or even just look at their tits when they tell stupid stories.

Then I would think these Rihanna in short short, shorts that show her ass cheek, were shocking and amazing, like Rihanna was on her exhibitionist, I’m so rich, all I see is signs, bullshit…but the fact is that every single girl rocks these things…and every single time I see it…it blows my pervert mind…because I never knew a life like this existed and I never knew true love would be found in a piece of clothing…

Good times.

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Rihanna is so internet…she dropped an #EpicFail on stage when her fans were throwing shit at her…and by shit I mean chips….

There’s a good crazy and there’s a bad crazy. When you throw sh*t up here, that’s an epic fail…I swear to god, cut that shit out. Really, chips? Chips though.

I like that she identifies there is a good crazy and a bad crazy, cuz I think her meltdown is gonna be a mix of both!

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I don’t know when this picture was taken, but I am assuming on her tour, when on stage, and not when she’s out getting wasted on boats, where she usually shows more than just her nipple ring, because she’s all about putting herself out there, it’s the first sign of losing her fucking mind, something that will inevitably happen, a human from a small island just can’t handle this kind of power, and every day she gets a little more and more nutty, and I get a little more and more into Rihanna, cuz crazy bitches, especially when rich and famous, excite me as they reach the edge of the cliff they are about to fall hard off of… Remember Whitney Houston? Where is she now. Exactly…Tormented talent with everything available to them, never know how to bow out gracefully, and Rihanna doesn’t even have talent, making the whole thing that much more amazing…in a redemption is bitter sweet kid of way…you underserving twat…kind of way…here is her nipple on stage kind of way…

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Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..

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The bad news in this is that I saw a video of Rihanna on a boat, wasted as fuck, posted to her friend INSTAGRAM …but I was out of the house staring at girls in bikinis tanning…and I didn’t have a chance to download it before it got pulled…I am a bad blogger like that…but I will tell you this…the breakdown is coming…she was fucking wasted and it was amazing…but all we have to show for it are a few shitty instagram pics…which don’t really showcase just how wasted during the day this Rihanna girl is…so wasted that you know she’s feeling sadness…sadness I wish she was feeding with my cock cuz she’s hot..and so is her friend in the white bikini….

Here’s a bonus see through pic of her…cuz we like her nipples…

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All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing….

Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way…

Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.

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Rihanna is fun even if she’s a phoney poser piece of shit with no talent…you know with absolutely nothing authentic about her…because she traded her soul in for fame back when she was a 15 year old hooker in Barbados and now she’s traded in her privacy, puts herself out there on blast, loves the attention, and is this massive money making machine, fame, money and power that even a rich coddled kid couldn’t handle…so I can’t even understand how some gutter chick from a shanty keeps pulling it off without losing her fucking mind…but I’m pretty sure in due time, she will, and I’ll be front row trying to save her…you know I’m a hero/opportunist like that…and in the mean time, I’ll just stare at her bikini pics for Instagram…

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