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2013

23

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day


Rihanna staged a bikini phototshoot in Thailand for her instagram…and these are the pictures…that I guess scream “I Love Myself and Everyone Should Love Me Too”…or “please give me more attention than I already Have”…because let’s face it, she’s Rihanna and the last thing she needs to be doing is staging bikini shoots for her instagram, she’s got all kinds of fame and fortune, and the only reason she would do something like this is because she likes being looked at…it all goes back to when she was a hooker in Barbados at 14….at least that’s my take on it…you know daddy issues…that no matter how much money she’s got…she still has…and I’m not complaining, I would just prefer if these had more anal sex in them….

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2013

11

Sep

Rihanna’s Dick Purse is Better Than Her Mullet of the Day

Rihanna’s mullet is pretty fucking funny, shit reminds me of some white trash who probably would have tied up a bitch like Rihanna to the back of her pick-up truck and drive her around their trailer park…

But her dick purse…she’s pretending to jerk off like she was 16 and back in Barbados trying to get famous hooking for music producers that made her the robot popstar billionaire she is…but I prefer my dick pics when they are normal looking girls… shoving them down their throat

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2013

05

Sep

Rihanna’s Unnecessary Shirt of the DAy


Rihanna is awesome.

She’s taken her teen hooker to great heights, which is more than most teen hookers can say. Most of them end up either pregnant, institutionalized or dead…but rarely do they become the biggest thing in pop music….I mean just the other day Rihanna hit 4 Billion views on Youtube….do you realize how many views that is…it’s fucking huge…

But she’s stuck true to one thing, because I can assume everything else about her is on some cunty, trashy, celebrity diva level, as it’s hard to stay grounded at her level…and that is putting the slut out there…you know…for everyone to see…

Cuz really, nipple rings are meant to be seen….and shirts are meant to cover up nipples…but in her wealth and enterprising whore of the people way…she’s managed to find a way to merge both together in a harmonious way…and I love it.

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2013

02

Sep

Rihanna has Herpes of the Day

Rihanna has herpes, I mean why else would she be covering her face up…it’s herpes…it has to be herpes…it’s always been herpes…you don’t make it to her level of fame without getting herpes…especially when you started out as a teen prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bars…now you’re here….

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2013

23

Aug

Rihanna in a See Through Dress of the Day

You may hate Rihanna, you may think she’s some fucking pile of shit, losing her mind, talentless hack with a great scam going on, who likes to get high, likes to get beat up and is ruining the youth of tomorrow by making them think being a trashy whore is okay, which to me is her biggest contribution to the world….that and her style..cuz according to this dress…she’s got great fucking style…


A Huge Collection of Rihanna in her Bikini Pics from the past month CLICK HERE

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2013

19

Aug

Rihanna’s Underwear Pics for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted some crackhead videos of her in this outfit that she has since removed and I don’t have a copy of because I got my own life to live and it doesn’t mean sitting on ac computer documenting and saving all of Rihanna’s crazy self-produced work…even if I wouldn’t mind if my life consisted of that, since I think Rihanna is amazing…but not quite as amazing as the meltdown we all know is going to happen, because she’s too famous for her own good and the Illuminati always try to squash that by feeding their messengers they find in shanties in the islands through hard drug addiction….drug addiction that is safe to assume Rihanna is already knee deep in thanks to all her crazy…crazy I like because it is half naked.

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2013

10

Aug

More Rihanna Self Produced Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is still in the motherland, no not Africa, but Barbados, where it all started for her as a child prostitute at a Karaoke bar for the tourists, at least according to my Barbados scuba dive instructor…

A prostitution that she took tot he mainstream, where instead of just getting by to feed a drug addiction, she does it in a pop culture, singing and dancing way…but whenever she gets the chance, she’ll snap off some nudes, or bikini pics, making her sex face she’s faked so many times to get paid, and I fucking love it…

She may not be the hottest, but she puts in work to come across like she is, you know sexing it up and that’s all that matters to me…

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2013

09

Aug

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay.

All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

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2013

08

Aug

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass…

What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

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2013

06

Aug

More from Rihanna’s Cropover Party of the Day

You’ve probably seen these pics of Rihanna at her Bajan Crop over event doing her whole Caribana shit and if you’re like me, you probably loved it, if you’re a racist you probably hated it, thinking it was a negro festival and that shouldn’t happen, and if you’re a Christian, like Rihanna, but less confused about being a Christian, and more into being a slut…an exhibitionist slut…who loves attention because she sold her fucking soul to the devil and as far as I’m concerned it was a good deal..

Apparently, this is the video…

Here are the pics…

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