Rihanna is back home in Barbados for her grandfather’s 85th birthday. She posted a bunch of pics of him on her instagram and apparently her fans get very upset when you ask if that’s her new Chris Brown…because I have been getting hate messages all fucking day…seriously, who gives a fuck…

I love Barbados, I love Rihanna’s body, even if it’s not that great, but good enough for someone who isn’t a bikini model, and even if Barbados talks shit behind her back, talking about her being a child hooker and that’s how she got to where she is today, a hooker who is clearly good at hooking if the story is true….because she’s outside her 22 million dollar house…you see before she was “Rihanna”…she was living in a fucking shanty…now she’s with all the white people her mom and granny probably serviced…and her dad picked up garbage from…cuz he was a garbage man..

Funny how things work out…maybe even exciting…if you have any fucking vision…and if you don’t…you’ll probably like these bikini pics…cuz you won’t see all her flaws…

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I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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I am into Rihanna’s self produced erotica and I don’t know why but I know I can’t help it…I mean I know she’s not the hottest girl out there, I know that her body isn’t the greatest, I know her talent and success are pretty much totally mutually exclusive..,meaning she shouldn’t be this famous based on her singing, dancing, or even look…but in some kind of deal making with the devil…she is…

I guess that she knows it, and that is the reason she keeps up the exhibitionism, it brings back memories of her sucking the dick to the top…and even more confusing than her fame, from shanty to 22 million dollar condo in Barbados is that I buy into her bullshit….

I blame the self shot bikini pics, that are almost unnecessary because she’s so fucking famous, which makes the fact that she does them pretty hype, and I guess I am that easy to win over…

Here are the pics she just posted…while I go drink…

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Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to…

The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars…

But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me…

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Rihanna is normally better at this Instagram shit…I mean I want spread asshole pics in designer clothes not this low level awkward angle bikini shit…I mean this is attention seeking even though you have all eyes on you…done wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because why the fuck not…

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Rihanna has been posting all kinds of hot see though pics from a video shoot and she was smart enough to do a behind the scenes video cuz they have this internet social networking….stay relevant get people posting her shit down…and I am into it because any girl who can bring whore behavior to the masses when she doesn’t need to is a hero…it allows me to have a job…and you to have something to diddle your asshole to….Yay. for Rihanna….and all it really took to get this party started was a good being choked the fuck out….

Here is the behind the scenes..

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One of my pet peeves is when people pose with money on the internet. I just think it’s stupid as fuck and not even because I have no money…because I hate it when broke as people post their winnings from a casino game, and I hate it when strippers show the piles of dollars they made when people made it rain that probably amount to under 1000 dollars…and I really hate it when rappers and popstars do it for some hip hop image, like look how rich and crazy I am…I mean Rihanna is fucking huge, we know she’s rich, and doesn’t need to talk about it, but rather should spend her time focusing on exposing her vagina as much as possible, rather than 10k or whatever is going on in these pics from her new video, when bitch gets paid 100k or more a fucking hour….it just looks stupid..but I guess Rihanna never really cared about looking stupid, that comes with dropping out of school at 14 to be a hooker who became famous enough that people cared when she got beat the fuck up…taking her to a whole new level of garbage I want to stick my dick in…that is probably just as dirty as the kitchen garbage I’ve stuck my dick in at low periods in life when I just wanted something soft against my dick…but more socially acceptable…

All this to say, I am a fan of her work, when she does, her exhibitionism…all works for me…even when it annoys me.

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Rihanna always fucking wins. I mean this girl just puts herself out there when she really doesn’t have to and she looks good doing it…and that to me is the single most important thing a person could be doing with their celebrity. Fuck make a wish foundation or charity causes…

It’s like she didn’t get famous for being the half naked attention seeker who feels like it’s cool or artistic or high concept or even hot to get half naked…but she’s become that and it’s great for all the young girls watching to grow up thinking this is ok…because it is ok…in fact it is better than ok…it’s how you get fans, noticed, money and my approval…which we all know everyone seeks…

She may have been a hooker as a teen to get here, she may be an exhibitionist now, but she’s killing the instagram game, making it masturbation worthy, and for that we should celebrate her…

This is from her new video and this is the best thing that happened today so far…even though I’d prefer this without the black bars…

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