Rihanna just drove into Montreal, the city I happen to live in, and after looking at these pics of her legs, coupled with the countless other pics I have posted of her over the year, it is safe to say, I wish I wasn’t so lazy and capable of finding a way to wrap them around my fucking neck, to wear her like a scarf, because she’s just that lovely. Or at least getting my hands on some post-concert panties and wearing them like a gas mask. I mean I know people here, I have this site, I should be invited to all her events VIP, and by VIP I mean with at least one finger in her vag and another in her ass, like she was a puppet, even though I’d be her puppet. Ever since I saw K-Fed do his thing, I realized, that was the path I should have taken, and with Rihanna being amazing on all levels of “I want to smell her asshole”, but probably not on amazing on so many other levels, but luckily the only level that matters is “I want to smell her asshole”,

Either way, I’m into this exhibitionist, battered spouse, possible child hooker turned entertainment industry hooker, and I want to after party with her, ideally in my mouth.

Make it happen internet. I already called Make a Wish Foundation and got denied. Apparently being 40 and impotent isn’t their specialty, they’re more into kids with cancer. Racists.

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Rihanna posted these 3 pics to her social media yesterday, because that’s what she does, and the highlight of them is one part her nipple and nipple ring in a tank top with some dude and the other topless in panties covering up in a push up bra with her arm kinda way.

You see, despite making fun of Rihanna for dating her abuser, when all girls date their abusers, because they are attracted to powerful figures who take charge genetically, even if it’s not safe, happy or worth it. You know cuz when you’re Rihanna all these motherfuckers suck your dick, so when one comes along and beats you, you know he doesn’t give a fuck that you’re Rihanna and he’s gonna beat to his own horrible women beating drum that I guess makes her panties wet.

Don’t get mad at me for saying his beating her turns her on, I don’t make the rules, I just report them and I can assume it comes from a fucked up, ghetto upbringing, coupled with becoming hugely famous, exposed and rich.

The good news is we don’t need to get Rihanna….her body, especially on tour is rockin, so I’ll just continue to stare at the her goods and ignore all her bads.

If you know what I mean, which you do, because you and me, we’re on the same fucking level motherfucker…we see eye to fucking eye when it comes to hot twat.

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Rihanna has been rumored to be pregnant and by the looks of this it looks like she was one of those Prom girl who threw her kid out in the dumpster who no one knew she was pregnant.

Here she is posing with a kid, a kid that must be hers after her doctor’s visit, showing off her post pregnant body in a bikini, because that’s what the tabloids told me.

The whole thing would explain why she went out partying this weekend,you know to celebrate the birth of her child now that she can, not that I think pregnancy is something that would stop Rihanna from hard drinking, but then again, I could be totally wrong about this little Chris Brown situation. I hate generally babies, they freak me out, so I can’t distinguish their ages, especially when they are black, because I feel like black babies, like black adults, are built bigger, stronger and ready to be pro athletes than white babies.

All this to say, she’s posing in her bikini for the internet, and that’s all that matters to me.

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I get that people are shocked by the bomb in Boston, it’s a horrible thing, innocent people were killed by some psycho or a group of psychos, and it disgusts me, makes me wonder about humanity, while making me not want to leave my house because the world is filled with crazies…

But I think there are ways to acknowledge the insanity, or pay your respects, especially when you are a poptart with a huge following, without posting a picture of a guy on top of what might be a a dead body, surrounded by blood.

I mean I don’t know the story behind the pic or the people in it, I just know posting blood and gore, even if it happened and is newsworthy and a tragedy, is pretty distasteful.

It’s not like I posted the pics of people with blown of limbs that were sent into me, because there just isn’t a point, we all know what happened.

She should stick to posting nudes, and so should I, but as far as I’m concerned, when twats do stupid shit, commenting on it, is what I do…

Someone should report her account, not that instagram would shut her down ever, she could post spread vagina pics and they’d be like “Rihanna uses our app OMG”

Fuck it. The real terrorists have already won. Those terrorists are Celebrities.

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I like Rihanna and not because she knows how to take a good beating. Despite what people think, at least based on my hate mail, I love women and don’t think they need to be beat up to be taught a lesson, there’s way better ways to do it, like fucking with their weak minds.

In fact, I don’t actually hate women, I love them, unless they are fat, because that’s just a sign of laziness, and laziness is about as an attractive trait as taking massive shits because of their laziness.

There’s something about this Rihanna that just works for me, and it may stem from her being a working girl at 14, or maybe just that she’s an exhibitionist who produces erotica….

Ultimately, who cares, here are her pics….

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Here are some pics of Rihanna with her mom, who I can tell loves spending her daughter’s money, because it’s better than working as a cleaning lady at a Luxury hotel in barbados, or whatever it is that the mom did before her daughter became this fucking powerhouse and I think it is tapping into my incest fetish, because shit is hot like fire, old mom teaching her daughter some tricks, because you know if Rihanna never made it, they’d be sucking British dick together for 100 dollars. Destiny may have taken a different course, but I still can focus on what shoulda been.

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This is the worst ever picture of Rihanna, and not just because she’s shopping at Walmart like a normal trash bitch who gets beat by her husband….or some fat white girl buying processed food to keep her fat and desirable for black dudes to father her multiple 50 shades of black babies, but because motherfucker didn’t have a very good camera. You’d think if Rihanna was shopping at your local Walmart, at least one motherfucker would snap off a pic of her buying something humiliating, or bending down to really see if the lowest price is the law….and the funny think is that people are shocked by this pic, like they don’t realize she’s a gully whore from the Islands who probably was raised off of 5,000 dollars a year, dreaming of going to Puerto Rico to one day visit Walmart, to taste America, before she realized at 15, that it was easier to taste british dudes for money, who were connected, taking her out of the gutter shanty, and to Jay Z, to make a fortune. Fascinating, underbelly shit….

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Rihanna is a lot of fun. Not because her tour bus got busted for having weed on it and some asshole was her fall guy, because he gets to work for Rihanna and she can’t go down for drugs, even though she posts pics of her smoking all the fucking time, pics that are far more fun because she’s also posting pics of her slutting out, whether licking some chocolate diamond or humping the air in her stage costume, to booty in underwear, it just never ends. She was rumored to be a hooker in Barbados, and old habits die hard, especially when she’s a hooker to the world now, selling her soul and low level talent to make a lot of people rich. This may come crashing down eventually, but I like watching it. I even went to her concert last week, sure it was for free, and I got more of a kick out of her stripper fans twerking, but I was still part of the movement and when I see her pics, I’m not ashamed of that…even if I should be.

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