The interesting thing about Rihanna, is that she’s gone from being one of the biggest pop stars to being a panty model. Sure it’s for her own brand, but it’s kind of a weird career arc, but a weird career arc is pretty consistent to Rihanna.

As far as I’m concerned, the being taken from a Shanty in Barbados and brought to another country with all the proper work visas in place all while underage, and really all while she didn’t even have that much raw talent, there was once a video circulating of her singing in her High School and she fucking sucked…so hard…you’ never expect a record exec to invest in her and create her. It just doesn’t make sense.

I was told by someone I know in Barbados that she was a sex worker, but that’s all hearsay. An underage sex worker for the British Tourists…it makes sense to me.

Clearly she likes to pose in her underwear and clearly her underwear brand is making her a lot of money. So it is in part her exhibitionism, coupled with her love of money, building out the brand. Probably far more rewarding than going on another tour, singing and dancing for the fans like some kind of idiot, when she really doesn’t need to be doing any of that, she’s already got her pile of money.

I like her new found thickness, even if THICC at Thirty ain’t my thing.

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I accidentally watched GUAVA ISLAND which is some movie about some homosexual black man who has sex with Rihanna. I was dying of the FLU and it was on one of the streaming services I don’t pay for. It didn’t give me any new found appreciation for Rihanna but it did showcase her big girl tits. Tits she didn’t have many years ago when she wasn’t the 250 pound bloated and rich fuck that she is now and whether fat chicks disgust you, or hot chicks turned fat disgust you, you know since fat is disgusting…big tits are always worth staring at…under your Umbrella, while being beat by Chris Brown for attention that launched her career….anytime….

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I don’t reinvent the wheel of posting titty pics of celebs being sluts, I am basically the same as all the other losers posting titty pics of celebs, like it’s important or like it is news, or like it is hot when I actually hate pop culture and celebs, which happens to upset the kind of people into pics of titty pics of celebs…leaving me cold, scared and alone….

So there’s a lot of repetition in what I do, thanks to people like Rihanna having a lot of repetition in what she does, and then all the other latch ons doing the exact same thing other celebs do to stay current, then there’s all the influencers doing their best impression of celebs…and do the same thing they do…making it one pile of slutty content to sieve through. So I don’t expect revolutionary commentary….it’s not like I even get paid to do this….

So in keeping up my repetitive dialogue, I was told by a BAJAN (man from Barbados) that Rihanna’s dad was a garbage man, she lived in basically a shanty, was poor as shit by Barbados standards, like the kid in school who didn’t have running water and smelled like her period all the time….but more interestingly, he told me she turned tricks at 14 through a network of Karaoke bars the tourists would go to….and Barbados being a British Colony that is more developed than a HAITI….meant rich British people would go there to get some son. High profile people have homes there, from Simon Cowell to who the fuck cares…there’s entertainers and athletes and all kinds of pervert rich dudes into the 15 year old Karaoke hooker…so much so that they brought her to America at 14, got her all her work visas and made her Rihanna….

Girls who have talent and live in NYC can’t even get record deals…and Rihanna was never all that special, ANYONE could have been her….but they chose her…why? That’s for you to figure out, that’s the great unknown…but the rich and bloated Rihanna has running water now…so I guess it all worked out for her….as she continues to post her half naked content to sell product cuz she’s Rihanna….and has always been selling her product / self….

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Rihanna and her titty jiggle is the best Christmas gift a girl can bring us…because she has fattened up like you’d expect if you’ve ever been to Barbados and seen the local women working the chicken restaurant…and like when a girl get breast implants…you have to do all the titty thing you used to do when your tits were smaller…only it was less substantial….you know not quite sloppy enough but through diet, lack of exercise and not trying to be fit because the world thinks fat is beautiful since they are all fat and don’t want to admit it is disgusting….they can get sloppy…so that you can film a viral titty Christmas video to promote your brand as a gift to all your Rihanna loving family members…and really film anything cuz SLOPPY tits make for the best co-star in any production, even though they steal the show…

This is the best Christmas Movie yet…better than the classics like Home Alone, The Griswalds and It’s a Wonderfull life…prove me wrong.

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Rihanna is on some kind of comeback and she may have new tits, but I think she’s just older and fatter on that Caribbean ROTI diet…

She’s got her Fenty Lingerie making millions that she does weird televised fashion shows with. She’s got a PUMA collection where she made creepers that make millions. She launched a book with some of her nudes that I posted last week but I’m too lazy to search. She’s got the whole music career and is releasing a new album….

I assume she fucked to get that career back when she was a 14 year old in Barbados. Her lack of talent and level of success make it a very weird story to me. How did some poor as shit underage islander get to NYC with a work visa that costs more than 10k to get…..sketchy shit went down…but sometimes sketchy shit needs to get done when you plan to sell your soul to the world….for a lot of fucking cash…

At least it backed out for her better than the human trafficked girl I know…who is still trying to human traffic herself…memories of being taken by her family in Russia and brought to Canada…but no one’s buying cuz she’s in her 50s…so she lives on a bench…because not all Human Trafficked women win as hard as Rihanna…so if you’re out there trying to get Human Trafficked like your mentor….to win at life – be sure you’re being trafficked by Jay z.

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RIHANNA ass in her underwear for her brand is a thing, because Rihanna is still a thing selling shit people don’t need to make her richer….KEEP THAT MONEY coming in….

All it took was her getting beat by Chris Brown, or faking getting beat by Chris Brown in some Lorena Bobbitt approach to life, say he beat you to justify cutting the dick off…..you know to work her way into the hearts of America as a victim….it was her turning point and where she really shined…it allowed her to pivot the brand, go sexy and dark and straight to the fucking top.p…So go into the weekend thinking about that lesson next time a dude assaults you….or the next time you want to assault a woman…it could be the push she needs to make life finally happen for her….it’s worked out alright for some people…and those people are Rihanna….and for the record I am not saying to go assault women…that kind of statement would get my pretigious HBO special cancelled…I’m just saying…it worked out well for Rihanna, a story I’ll never quite understand, because average talented girls in America don’t become Rihanna, yet some poor as shit bitch who lived in a Shanty in Barbados at 14 became Rihanna….you sure Epstein wasn’t her corporate sponsor that got her to America? That got her work permits people with far more experience and intelligence have been rejected in getting. It’s all very PECULIAR…

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Rihanna in her short dress to attend her Fenty Pop-Up

I don’t know but the braids look familiar..

Is that racist? You can never be too sure in this era of everyone being so uptight and sensitive and pussies when it comes to racism and appropriation….

But for some reason they are not uptight about sex work…that probably got Rihanna to the top selling artist she is…..

It just doesn’t make sense that a 14 year old who couldn’t sing was brought to NYC from Barbados…..

There was a video years ago from Rihanna’s high school, where she sang, and she fucking SUCKED….so hard that NO ONE would have said “Let’s export her”…

Some illuminati pedo shit must have been involved…

Island girl, who is getting a museum in Barbados, despite the locals hating her and her low class ways, even though she put them back on the map as more than just a tax haven for people from the UK….andI know she’s from the islands and not Africa…and that her family may have been plantation slaves for the purpose of Sugar Cane….but that was a long time ago and not what they are now….I mean her dad was a hard working garbage man…

Point being, her thighs are big….and she looks like shit…

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Rihanna is a bad girl….the single most important person on the island of Barbados…even if the people of Barbados used to hate on her and shit talk her…making fun of her for being some ghetto broke bitch, but also for being a sex worker who would fuck white tourists who were rolling through town…when she was 14….leading to her song and dance career….but probably all suck her dick at her 100 million dollar Barbados mansion they likely work for…as things workout when your career works out…

This is Rihanna being older, bigger, but hotter than ever…because there’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, to launch a Career…but it helps….

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