After celebrating Rita Ora’s Dad Bod in a Bathing Suit the Other Day – something you probably didn’t see because you don’t keep up with the program people…but who you can see right about HERE …..

Rita Ora decided to take a masssive fucking shit….that these poor SODS had to remove…

Or she’s face tuning herself….like every slut around….fucking sluts and their lying padded bra wearing fake toned body bullshit….

I want real..instead of pretending to be real…while documenting your entire life in a curated way for your feed as the world of voyeurs watches on…I want ACTUAL real…but that’ll never happen, these content producer influencers are too vain, into themselves, try hard, and know that they aren’t nearly as interesting as they pretend to be.

They are garbage….but in bikini….so it cancels out being garbage…I mean those tits, when edited are massive and that’s what we should all focus on…I mean if you’re not too busy watching that RITA ORA SHIT VIDEO….

Speaking of celebrity shit, I once had a site called Celebrity Stool and the idea of it was to post up celebrity shit…like their ACTUAL feces. The logo was a stool….Brilliant…but it was hard to get the celebs to sign-on…..it was before the whole instagram exhibitionism that I knew society was headed…..but wasn’t quite there yet.

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Rita Ora without facetune, has the body of a 45 year old dad who was once an athlete but threw all that away to drink beer and question how his life ended up this way….all gut in clothes that are too tight for him because he doesn’t want to admit that he’s got a 45 inch waist….and that he’s still got that studly youthful big dick energy that will rope in all the bitches the second his wife gets out of the way long enough for him to make it happen…only to realize that he’s lost all he ever had to offer…but delusion is a wonderful thing….

What I am saying is that Rita Ora has a belly…which explains why she’s got huge tits….that when naked and angled properly…is just wonderful to look at…so wonderful it gives the bitch work and has finally given her at least one hit song….

Here she is getting gay with Cara Delevingne

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Yo’ Rita Ora’s face is the baddest TING…that’s hip hop urban speak that RITA Ora understands as she manipulates the black people in the music industry with some UK Caribbean twang…to help convince them that she’s the next Rihanna…something she’s been aspiring to be for a long time…since Rihanna basically found her, got her signed to her label and realized bitch was stepping on some toes…

Baddest ting, when said by white people, which happens is hilarious to me…but it usually means the girl is hot…and that dude spends too much time listening to rap music targeted to white people to realize it’s not right to speak like that…no matter how many black friends they may have at the barber shop they go do…

When I reference Rita Ora’s face being the baddest ting, I mean it’s just bad…because I guess she’s found facetune and fucking violated the shit like she was filming her first sex tape all those years ago when she was first starting out.

She does have great tits though, and no one can take that away from her…except cancer.

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Rita Ora took the birthday of her childhood best friend who I guess is on her payroll, since all these famous people have mooches they take around for their own entertainment, otherwise they get bored and lonely on their slow as fuck climb to fame, navigating all that cock to suck and fuck to matter, before finally manipulating people into giving you money to promote underwear and to produce song and to buy tickets to see you perform said song all while living the live in luxury, like a celebrity…because despite me not admitting it, you’re a celebrity…

Either way she took the opportunity of her best friend’s birthday to post a pic of her flashing her great tits to the camera, the tits she exists because, and unfortunately censored it…while cheekily stating “this is pic is inappropriate, but I’ll post it anyway”….because she doesn’t think that, she thinks it is awesome and has been waiting to post it forever thanks to knowing she has great tits….it’s not science people…

Here she is working out….

And here is her hungry pussy eating her shorts..

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ON my instagram Q and A, people ask me “how does Rita Ora have great tits”…because despite being a lame fucking celebrity in training who has been at this for 8 years and is still not really anywhere….she’s got great tits…and those great tits are the reason she’s still around and still growing an audience and still getting paid….they are that good.

Not that anyone asks me shit on my Instagram Q&A, it’s like I don’t exist, but I can pretend they do….

And my answer for those fake followers are….Cheetos…#sponsored post probably…done the right way…..but lacks nipples….and a celeb but is a step in the right direction I guess…

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I’ve seen Rita Ora’s tits in a previous post HERE

I’ve done a fucking ton of posts on Rita Ora….

The first post I did on her was when she was seen with Rihanna at a club back in 2012….

This is what I wrote….

Well, she’s still on the same hustle, since that post I learned she has great tits, that she’s not a white fat bitch with a tanning bed addiction, she doesn’t only fuck black guys that I still don’t know any of her songs, and I don’t know if anyone does, but she’s been going to all the events and making a name for herself all these years, it’s not quite an overnight success..we’re talking 6 fucking years and FINALLY getting the attention she wants…

The only difference is that Rihanna hates her, got her kicked off her label and that she’s got a toned stomach, that was once a gut…looks more toned…and those tits…amazing.

And the depressing thing in all this is that I’ve been running this site for 6 years….

Even more depressing..

It’s been 14 years…

Here’s her great tits in a video:

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Rita Ora and her big tits are still in a bikini, they’ve been in bikinis for pretty much the entire summer, and probably the entire spring, and really the entire 7 years she’s been trying to get famous thanks to having a huge set of great tits that have helped her launch a singing career, get a record label, and exist as a celebrity no one really knows or cares about but who gets paid and can finance putting up more bikini pics….

It’s not a terrible thing, even if she’s a terrible thing and her music a terrible thing.

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Rita Ora….was some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and was even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…before Rihanna got her kicked off since no one likes a Wave Jacker…

It’s taken her a lot of time, a lot of telling people she’s not Kelly Osbourne, a lot of diet and exercise to not end up 300 pounds, while retaining her monster tits, that are amazing tits.

But she’s done it….she’s gone through the “who is that, what does she do”….to hosting shit to be seen…to even modeling shit…to finally getting a hit charting song this past year and now she’s cruising…in her underwear…looking good….because fame takes fucking effort and this one has put some work into it…..lots of putting her hips into it….

Here she is grabbin her tits

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Rita Ora is in lingerie – because she’s Rita Ora and that’s what she does.

I could tell you a story about how I was at a Sam Smith Grammy party in 2016 or 2015, that I snuck into thanks to Katy Perry’s lesbian assistant, and while waiting in line, after Ed Sheeran called me “bro”, for some free drinks because it was open bar, I was behind who I thought was Kelly Osbourne…but who turned out to be Rita Ora after the person I was with told me – That is Rita Ora…

Now I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Kelly Osbourne but she’s a big, and thus my first hand account of Rita Ora, being literally a foot away from her, was that she was Kelly Osbourne…

I think Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were at that part also, beefing over Diplo or something…I mean open bar at celebrity events, what do you think I remember anything…cuz I don’t…..

You probably won’t believe that story…but Rita Ora knows she was there…and so do I….

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