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2016

05

Jan

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely for Glamour UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in a pretty conservative shoot for Glamour UK, from Erotic photographer David Bellemere, who has gone from taking pics of nude girls, to being the next Terry Richardson, pretty much attached to every single corporate campaign, published in every single magazine, which all pretty much happened this past year, who knows why…but I guess shooting nude models puts you on the radar and it made it happen for him or some shit…

Well, this isn’t about him, or these boring none nude pics of Rosie Huntington-Whitely, they are about Rosie Huntington-Whitely and her bitchy looking, high maintenance, rich and snobby face and more importantly tits, because they may be too good for me in real life, but in picture I can fuck their asses in my imagination as much as I fucking want..so I don’t win…never do…and even when I do win 2 dollars in scratchies, it doesn’t make up for losing at everything else…ya know..

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2016

04

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day

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Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely with her man, Jason the Action Star, who we can assume cheats on her, snce no one is loyal, especially not balding actors on testosterone therapy to stay as manly as possible into their 40s, it’s good for business….but that she probably doesn’t care about either way, no one is sexually loyal to anyone anymore, even average people, all thanks to the internet, which has done a lot for the advancement of finding pussy that isn’t your wife or girlfriend to fuck…

I have been a Rosie Huntington-Whitely fan for a long time, I don’t think she’s looking as good as she’s looked in the past, but she still seems to have that superiority complex, that would be the kind of attitude that lays there while you fuck her, in a “you’re so lucky to be fucking me, so I’m not going to do anything for you, no riding you, no sucking your dick, no eating you ass, I’ll just lay her until you make me cum”…cunty vibe and I am all about girls who hate me, or who I am dating who hate me, or who I am fucking who hate me, or are bitches to me, there’s just nothing that turns me on more than a girl banging me and hating me while they do it, because they know I am disgusting and they are too good for me…and I guess this is the famous model version of that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

As a Sidenote, she’s in Glamour UK February and here’s a glimpse…could be a good shoot…

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2015

26

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Workout of the Day

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A video posted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (@rosiehw) on Jun 24, 2015 at 12:02pm PDT

Rosie Huntington-Whitely posted some fitness humping the air like a horny girl on MDMA trying to have an orgasm to the bass of the music at the rave…because she’s a model and I guess now she’s trying to be a fitness model, even though she looks like the kind of girl who is more of getting her calories from wine and cocaine…because I guess she’s scaled back on the party and focused on the good life…now that she’s pushing 100 fucking year old….but you can still masturbate to her…

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2015

22

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Self of the Day

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Shape Magazine is usually a magazine that features girls who aren’t actually in shape, in a studio setting, that they photoshop to shit…in efforts to make them look like they are in shape…because if they didn’t do that…and if you saw how out of shape most of the people they feature are…it would be pretty hard to call yourself shape…especially because the out of shape famous people sell magazines in an era when nothing sells magazines…

As a reference point…Shape has had Oprah on the cover…

Oh fuck…this is SELF Magazine…forget everything I just wrote…and remember that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is not Oprah…and she is amazing..while Sailing…or while posing in lingerie…or while naked for fashion editorials…or while starring in Michael Bay movies that require no real talent…She’s one of my favorites…and I’m not even a bald dude into girls who have dated bald dudes…because they give me hope…I just like her look…especially while pulling that sail between her legs..what a slut..

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2015

03

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bathing Suit for Esquire of the Day

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I get hate mail every time I post pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely calling her the best, people really fucking hate her, and I don’t really know why. Maybe it is her cunty face, or the fact that she made Megan Fox obsolete…or maybe they hate girls who date bald guys who are multi millionaires thanks to their acting bullshit…

What it comes down to is that we shouldn’t hate uptight looking British chicks, who are probably huge cunts…we should just stare at their half naked pics showing off their bodies…

I mean sure, who the fuck cares about Rosie Huntington-Whitely, she’s boring as fuck…I get it…but when you stare at her posing…none of that really matters, what matters is why she is not naked, because she’s posed naked, and when she’s been naked she’s better…and when she’s not naked she’s cock teasing…and cock teases generally get raped….if they cock tease the wrong testosterone filled brut….not that I can relate to that…I stopped producing testosterone in the 80s…up on some Bruce Jenner shit…

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2015

03

Feb

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing jeans for a campaign because she is a model….and doing campaigns is her job, that is hardly a job….is almost a magical experience, but not as magical as spread ass sexts I get from regular girls, who don’t get paid millions for this kind of bullshit, but rather do it out of the kindness of their hearts…

All this to say Rosie Fucks Bald People.

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2014

30

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Lingerei of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably a horrible person, that’s usually what happens when you are overpaid and the industry celebrates you far too fucking much for many years…..coupled with getting booked in movies where you made one of the hottest starlets of the time, Megan Fox, irrelevant, because acting is a joke….but she’s got some real redeeming factors. For bald men, it is that she’ll date you if you’re a millionaire action star in great shape. For every other man, it’s that she gets naked for her work…just not in these pics of her own signature lingerie line, but if you’re bored, you can just cross reference it with all her other nudity…

I’d look for you – but I’m too lazy – you can just SEE EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED ON HER …there’s titties all over that shit…coupled with saying she likes bald guys if they are rich, that she made Megan Fox irrelevant and that she models nude which is great…..I repeat myself…I just did twice in this very post….that’s talent…a horribly, talent not worth rewarding.

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2014

07

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Her Own Underwear Collection of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely has her own lingerie line. Which means she lends her name to a company, does free photoshoots for them, gets a percentage of sales, just to be there and pretend to be part of the design. This is how you give models, who are otherwise just pictures with who are paid to have very little substance, talent or personality…but maybe just maybe she conceptualized this whole thing and Marks and Spencers, her partners in it are the passive ones…

Who cares, she’s rich, she’s hot. She fucks bald guys. I like her and that’s what matters.

To See Her in a Harper’s Bazaar CLICK HERE

To She her in Tight Pants CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw in the Max Max Trailer of the Day

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So Mad Max is back. this is the trailer that was released at Comic Con. They aren’t paying me to promote this bullshit I will never see, even if the original is what created Mel Gibson. I just don’t care about a world with no Water. I saw Tank Girl….that was enough for me…I also don’t like revisiting things from my youth. I figure it’s like let this shit die off in history like it should…but maybe I just don’t like Sci-fi….

I do like models and there’s one frame with Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw’s hard nipples. I feel like that’s the highlight of the movie.

Elvis’ granddaughter, Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and Charlize Theron are also in it. Garbage…but it is cool enough and well…model nipples…

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2014

15

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely in Leggings of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my favorite models…especially when you can see her vagina through the gap in her thigh from having a model body and a nice meaty vagina that hangs the right way….

I also like that she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can bed a model, because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them

I also like that she made Megan Fox Obsolete, and I hate Megan Fox…

I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK..

I guess this post has been Top 4 Reasons I Like Rosie…maybe I should apply for a job at Buzzfeed.