What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 40 years old….so rockin’ a bikini with a t-shirt on is probably a good thing. I mean no one needs to see her mangled stretched out belly scars, leave that shit for her husband, who everyday has to ask himself why he went along with the whole making babies thing…because you know if she’s hiding the gunt, the cunt is probably worse off…..he could have just kept her a skinny little out of work celebrity….like she’s been the last 10 years….but instead he shot for the uterus and now his bitch wears t-shirts to the beach like a fat chick. Lucky guy.

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I love swollen nipples on new mothers cuz they’ve been getting their titties so much that I even noticed unattractive Selma Blair, someone I normally just pretend doesn’t exist, cuz she does a good job allowing me to forget she exists….she should go bra-less after breast feeding more often.

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Selma Blair had a baby. Now she is working off her baby weight like so many women I watch in the park doing their post pregnancy classes, stretching and sweating in efforts to regain the use of their bodies, hopefully tightening up their vaginas, but never fully restoring their shit, cuz like so many women before them, having a kid is pretty much the equivalent of writing off being at your best, but at least it feeds some kind of ego that they are leaving a legacy, while giving their hormones exactly what they need, since being a mom is all part of being a woman….or some shit…I won’t understand cuz I’m too busy staring at their tits, like the frat boy I’ve always hated….because like it or not…all dudes, even the classy and educated ones are fucking perverts….and we all like our milk filled tits….so nourishing…

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I have no idea why I am post this shit, other than the hope that some weird motherfucker has a fetish of recent mothers and their milk filled tits running away from something so hastily that she forgot to put on her shoes…

It’s on some rape fantasy….want of a big vagina that probably still has stiches in the shit…or maybe dude’s just down and out and hungry for some nourishment her dairy farm on her chest can provide…and no matter what the reason is, she’s runnin’….

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I have no idea why I am posting these pictures of Selma Blair’s post baby weight…but I assume it has something to do with really appreciating the damage a baby passing through a vagina does to a woman…it’s like some circle of the life shit Disney Movies are made of…..or maybe it is cuz I find the whole concept disgusting….who knows…I’m in too deep and can’t escape this post…but I’d like to…

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Selma Blair’s got PREGNANT TITS! Too bad I have to hit google to try to figure out who this bitch is…cuz before pregnancy, she hardy existed, now she’s everywhere…

I hate being excited about PREGNANT TITS but sometimes I like to take the role of the affair when looking at bitches who were once flat chested before getting knocked up like dirty little domesticated whores, you know the whole look for the positives, like the fact that you can’t knock them up when they are already knocked up by someone else, and that you can nourish yourself off their milk filled tits when you couldn’t before, making them a self containing community you only have to escape from the natural disaster that is childbirth as it ravages pussy and body….

Most of the time, I like my bitches barely able to get pregnant…so this is new to me…

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Selma Blair’s one-eyed dog who, despite his disibility, still saw his fair share of Selma Blair bullshit…from seeing her get knocked up with the baby she’s carrying, to seeing her taking a shit, or puking up dinner, to seeing her cheat on her boyfriend, to seeing her masturbate, to seeing her do drugs and other bad things, to seeing her shit eating weird habits , to eating her panties, to really just being the best damn friend Selma Blair could have since he didn’t judge her failed career, or any of that, he still loved her and licked her special places with or without peanut butter ….

You had a good run, you will be missed,, at least by Selma Blair, your loyal master who was probably better to you than the pount, here she is devastated in these pictures after your execution.

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I’m not dead, I don’t care about the Superbowl enough, to go out and drink my face off with a bunch of angry Steelers fans who look like they may rape me in the bathroom to teach me what being a man is all about after a few too many Millers light….or whatever piss you white trash American hicks drink….

In fact, I don’t care about the Superbowl at all, it just happened to be on at the bar I was at, and so was Glee, which seemed fitting for the burly closet cases who are only like that cuz they are scared to accept their inner song and dance.

But apparently, accepting inner songs and dances of the uterus is something Selam Blair is also afraid of, as she parades around in a bikini while being pregnant as fuck, like we want to see a parasite growing inside her, cuz her boyfriend told her she looked beautiful and so did all her envious friends like Jennifer Aniston, when really there’s nothing hot about it…but then again I hate nature, ready to drop porn and reproduction…if anything pregnancy is a real mood killer and cockblock and the only thing good about it is that you don’t have to wear a condom for fear of getting trapped with the bitch, some other asshole already did that.

I like to think of this as a publicity stunt gone bad…

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I don’t give a fuck about Selma Blair, despite the fact that I posted pictures of her pregnant the other day, cuz I was only doing that to make a point about how pregnant isn’t beautiful, especially when on a bitch who isn’t beautiful to begin with….and you’d think that I was starting a Selma Blair pregnancy fan club, cuz I’m posting the shit again, but I’m just putting it out there, cuz she looks like she’s doin the Monster Mash with some ridiculously huge guy, and I’m hoping it’s not the baby daddy, cuz that hospital staff will be forced to deal with some demon shit, but maybe this is the cast of her next movie, a horror movie that will finally be her big break….that will explain why we even know who she is…cuz right now…I haven’t got a fucking clue…

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