2009
20
Mar
Here is Lindsay Lohan leaving a club, she’s gotta be sober, I mean otherwise she wouldn’t look like she was taking a nap, you know cuz when I get wasted, I always look alert and ready to drive the fuckin’ schoolbus. I quit doing the Lohan Death Watch, but I figure I might as well do the Lohan is Sleepy watch because it’s Friday and I need to got Britney Spears hunting.
Here’s the video….
Posted in:Addict|Lindsay Lohan|Slut|Sober
2008
26
Nov
Pink’s new video for a song called Sober hit yesterday and I was too lazy to post it, mainly because I didn’t really give a fuck about Pink or her penis, but I came across the screencaps of her having sex with herself in lingerie and figured it was weird enough to put out there. Is she going on the Lohan kick and doing what nature intended for her, or is she just over guys because her husband broke her heart by leaving her for a real woman, or maybe she’s just given up on everyone and has vowed to spend the rest of time fucking herself, and I guess it doesn’t matter because she’s not hot, so thinking about who she fucks, how she masturbate or even her getting off in general is something that should not enter anyone’s mind, because if it does, you may just be gay, but you already knew that didn’t you, you just don’t want your family to know…
I don’t know what I’m going on about, the truth is I’d fuck Pink, there I said it, but then again I have no standards and haven’t quite figured out if I am gay or not, but I like the idea of her broken heart, down on her luck accessibility, not to mention her bank account, and her hardcore suburban rock attitude that makes me want to punch a mall security guard while high from compressed air at Best Buy,after he busts me stealing underwear from Sears….or some shit.
So if you can stomach sitting through a Pink video, there’s a couple seconds of her having sex with herself.
Here are some of the screencaps….
