Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE

TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can…

I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended….

The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them.

So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot…

BoNUS –

Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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