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2026

13

May

Sophie Cunningham’s Tittes and Other Titties for SI SWim of the Day

Sports Illustrated is still around and they put out a magazine featuring a whole lot of trashy looking chicks. Some are old and fat, others are just fat, a few are fat titty. It’s a mix of athletes and WAGS and other randoms they’ve decided to re-use year after year like they are Genevieve Morton (remember her?)…..

The magazine doesn’t need to exist, all girls everywhere post bikini selfies on par with these “Pro shoots”. The iphone as good as a pro camera…so no one really cares.

The only people who do care are the models they use, who think it’s an honor, or some other nonsense…like a bucketlist item to validate themselves.

The problem is that they don’t look hot, this isn’t jerk off material even to fans, in a porno generation of subscription sites and hardcore porn….

This is hardly even interesting to look at.

But it generates ad dollars for the company that owns them, this carries SI, it’s their big woke yearly bullshit….and I’m all for Nostalgia and half naked bitches, plus they haven’t got TOO woke yet, so no men in bikinis or anything too extreme that they should be boycotted for virtue signalling, so here’s a round up….starting with Sophie Cunningham…

Sophie Cunningham is a WNBA star who has been surrounded by some minor controversies, but all that just adds to her hype, because a few years ago, the internet decided they loved women’s basketball and the girls who participate in women’s basketball, leading to her finally making money off her basketball….

She’s viral, a brand ambassador, doing brand deals and making content when she’s not playing a sport so hard that a High School boy’s team could beat her….

She was cast in Sports Illulstrated because she’s trending and she looks pretty trash, but topless WNBA players is what the sport needs to make it interesting…

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Camille Kostek Big Belly Fetish for those of you who like your bikini models to look like they ate all the other bikini models in efforts to get the cover….

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Big Titty Penny Lane

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Some chick named Katie Austin

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Some Christen Goff post pregnancy apparently, WAG to an NFL player thanks to SI being a brothel/dating platform that connects pussy with athletes….making dreams come true…

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I already posted Hilary Duff, but you should check out her dumper again…

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Livvy Dunne, famous college gymnast who is a viral sensation on social media so they’ve cast her in Baywatch. She also does sex things with an MLB player….

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Nicole Williams English….is a Canadian who was on a show called WAGS…so you know this is part of that self promotion…especially when there is no football in Canada…how does a Canadian become a WAG when there’s no football in Canada…HUMAN TRAFFICKING?

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Hayley Kalil, known as Haley Bailey, is the viral comedic influencer who was married to an NFL player or TWO….most recently calling out her man for having a big penis..3 coke cans in size…and the reason for their divorce…if you’re into that kind of thing…and she was being sued for it apparently.

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Xandra Pohl Giant Tits

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2024

14

May

Sports Illustrated Swim Delivers the Inclusivity and Body Positivity to Appease the Fatties So they Can Post Hotties of the Day

Read the title of this post….and visit SI SWIM for all their content….that involves hotties that aren’t just clickbait or virtue signalling fatties for the fat fetishists….

In other weird strategy they did a shoot and gave the cover to GAYLE KING, Oprah’s rumored lover, who I am sure is actually Oprah’s lover because Oprah was molested as a child and even got pregnant through incest which is naturally the backstory of all billionaire talk show hosts…or the backstory of many lesbians…becasue statistically molested at that level means no more cock.

Since Oprah is the power player in the media, having her girl posing sexy in swimsuits seems like something a power player would do for their jerk off material….plus Oprah probably owns the magazine.

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2016

16

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day

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Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE

TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can…

I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended….

The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them.

So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot…

BoNUS –

Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS!

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